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The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

kirbysuperstar posted:

You know, if "Grade 9 Games" is actually someone who is 15 or whatever, then good fuckin' on 'em. I know I made a lot of Klik & Play/Games Factory projects when I was at that age that probably looked and played a lot worse.

This is me as well except I probably wouldn't have dropped $100 to put them on Steam.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Bladevampirek series on steam when??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2u1k_j-Ddo

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

The Cheshire Cat posted:

This is me as well except I probably wouldn't have dropped $100 to put them on Steam.

I'd like to think 15 year old kirbysuperstar would have absolutely sold $100 worth of Steam cards to do this :v:

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



I want to know what this is


There's this game I don't know if its actually bad but I just liked the 2nd last screenshot
https://store.steampowered.com/app/861860/Doctor_Tsunami/

Flannelette fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jan 30, 2019

GoldenJoe
Aug 9, 2006

Flannelette posted:

I want to know what this is


There's this game I don't know if its actually bad but I just liked the 2nd last screenshot
https://store.steampowered.com/app/861860/Doctor_Tsunami/

A dino using a moogle's faceskin as toeless socks?

GoldenJoe fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jan 30, 2019

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Flannelette posted:

I want to know what this is


If you squint and tilt your head it kinda looks like a security camera?

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Flannelette posted:

I want to know what this is


There's this game I don't know if its actually bad but I just liked the 2nd last screenshot
https://store.steampowered.com/app/861860/Doctor_Tsunami/

It's...the Nozzle.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I just figured by looking at it the developer gets to punch us in the arm now.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Jokes you it's actually the game that dethrones undertale.

"If you really have a gem hidden in Steam, I wonder if this is a game. It is a little rough game, but it is really good game. If it is the second undertale boom, it seems to be this. And that stunning reversal of ending ... and the view is very free, the view changes according to the stage, the character in the room zooms in and the other NPCs are passive like other games, I hope you will try it because you have brought it out! This year's Goty (game of the year) is the game. And the bgm (back ground music) when I fight the first dino is really unforgettable."


Dareon posted:

If you squint and tilt your head it kinda looks like a security camera?

Maybe it filmed the dino attempting to mate with a boat and they're eating everyone to cover it up?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
To anyone reading this thread that has asked about somebody doing an LP of YIIK, congratulations there are now five in the works.
You have sold five copies of this horrible game.
You monster.

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Well... at least it wasn't Fear and Hunger.

E: VVVV or that

Quicksilver6 fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Jan 30, 2019

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Apparently slice-of-life high school simulators where you stalk and murder your classmates are now a thing.

Yanpai Simulator posted:

We control a boy who lives in the game in normal life. We can go to school or get out of school.
At the beginning of the game, we choose the girl we love and we try to be her lover.
You can eat at school.
Chat on computer with your favorite girl.
You can change your clothes in the wardrobe at home.
You can take a shower
You can play football.
You can photograph people. Or you can kill them.
But you have to be careful, after killing someone, you get blood and people can call the police when they see it.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Tobermory posted:

Apparently slice-of-life high school simulators where you stalk and murder your classmates are now a thing.

Uh,

Yanpai Simulator posted:

You can eat at school.
You can photograph people.
Or you can kill them.

Well that escalated quickly

I see someone saw Yandere Simulator and thought it was a remotely good idea as anything except a joke game

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Tobermory posted:

Apparently slice-of-life high school simulators where you stalk and murder your classmates are now a thing.

All the controversy around Bully seems so quaint now.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
For a fun time, check that guy's other games. Especially the latest one.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

McSpanky posted:

All the controversy around Bully seems so quaint now.

Bully was only really controversial because it was relatively realistic and a big-name release. Also because you could *gasp* kiss a boy.

To me this is more like Pico's School (which incidentally predates Bully by three years), it's not exactly a classy concept and I'm not gonna defend it or anything, but it's so clearly cartoony that it'll always sound worse on paper than in practice.

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Pico’s school was in fact a prediction of schoolplace violence and in fact was a wholesome attempt to warn us of the perils ahead

At least compared to whatever the hell these games are

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Tobermory posted:

Apparently slice-of-life high school simulators where you stalk and murder your classmates are now a thing.

Netflix should cash in and get a studio to make You: The Game.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

kirbysuperstar posted:

You know, if "Grade 9 Games" is actually someone who is 15 or whatever, then good fuckin' on 'em. I know I made a lot of Klik & Play/Games Factory projects when I was at that age that probably looked and played a lot worse.

Serious question - has anyone ever managed to get an actual, literal Klik & Play game on Steam? I know they showed up on a lot of those "100 games on 1 disc!!!!!" compilations you would find for $5 at CompUSA.

Flannelette posted:

I want to know what this is


There's this game I don't know if its actually bad but I just liked the 2nd last screenshot
https://store.steampowered.com/app/861860/Doctor_Tsunami/



:stare:

is

is this outsider art

quote:

Doctor Tsunami is a Retro Style Action Game, Featuring a compelling storyline, full of various characters and surprising twists. All artwork was created using exclusively MS Paint. Huge waves are destroying the island nation of Popoy. You must survive and stop the evil scientist Dr. Tsunami!

It's a selling point!

Edit: avatar size

Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jan 30, 2019

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Black August posted:

I see someone saw Yandere Simulator and thought it was a remotely good idea as anything except a joke game

it's basically just anime Hitman :shrug:

like there's a lot of creepy poo poo involved with that game, and i'm pretty sure the dev fundamentally did not understand any of the series he "inspired" it by, but the core concept is Not The Problem and making it non-creepy would legit not even be that big of an undertaking

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The best way to make it not creepy is to replace the entire staff of single guy working on it because he's wild as hell

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
A Trip to Yugoslavia is free on Indiegala right now.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Black August posted:

Uh,


Well that escalated quickly

I see someone saw Yandere Simulator and thought it was a remotely good idea as anything except a joke game

The thing about Yandere simulator is with a reframing I think you could make that concept work. Make it about wall street power brokers instead of high school students and now you have "American Psycho: The game"

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Definitely check out the second trailer video (the one with the plot): https://store.steampowered.com/app/993330/ISLAND_404/

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Jamfrost posted:

Definitely check out the second trailer video (the one with the plot): https://store.steampowered.com/app/993330/ISLAND_404/

Ah, so that's where Duke Nukem has been.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The Cheshire Cat posted:

The thing about Yandere simulator is with a reframing I think you could make that concept work. Make it about wall street power brokers instead of high school students and now you have "American Psycho: The game"

But then you're basically discarding the entire primary audience in it for the central conceit.

Guillotine Simulator is another story, now.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Serious question - has anyone ever managed to get an actual, literal Klik & Play game on Steam? I know they showed up on a lot of those "100 games on 1 disc!!!!!" compilations you would find for $5 at CompUSA.




:stare:

is

is this outsider art


It's a selling point!

Edit: avatar size



Coming soon: Souljagames on Steam!

Also that Dr Tsunami could be the Tails Gets Trolled of games.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Jamfrost posted:

Definitely check out the second trailer video (the one with the plot): https://store.steampowered.com/app/993330/ISLAND_404/
Oh, that reminds me - Motelsoft should get onto Steam.
http://www.motelsoft.de/motelsoftfeng.html

Click Download PC on the right, and then scroll down to see one man's journey from making RPGs to making poser model galleries.

BobTheJanitor
Jun 28, 2003

https://store.steampowered.com/app/921430/Genius_NAZIGIRL_GoePPelsChan_ep1/

:allbuttons:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!



⚡⚡tardew valley

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



Please do not call Hitler "A-kun"

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


Otto Skorzeny's breasts are enormous, I hope mine grow that large.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
An interesting religious take: https://store.steampowered.com/app/984880/The_Pilgrimage_I/

LOL: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1011240/Dragon_Chase/

I have no idea: https://store.steampowered.com/app/794480/Ottoman_Empire_Spectacular_Millennium/

These were all in a single Discovery Queue for me.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


ha ha its a PARODY dont you get it a parody

Just sing 'Springtime for Hitler' and be done with it, Gabe. Honestly.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


MDickie did it better.


This one looked surprisingly ambitious until I realized it was just a bunch of asset flip levels with literally no changes. Worth watching the trailer for the wild west town where all you do is shoot chickens, and all you do in the ocean level is knife jellyfish (because those were the only enemies programmed into the stock assets).

Also:

quote:

The other stages of our project, which we continue to develop as an indie team, will be with you in the forthcoming years as books, series, movies, and animation.

Uh huh. Sure.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


kirbysuperstar posted:

For a fun time, check that guy's other games. Especially the latest one.


I don't know, I'm drawing a blank here.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
granos?

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

John Galt, obviously.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:thunk: makes sense

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Apparently it's a game where some new suspicious guy moves into your neighborhood and your task is to enter his house, look through his stuff, install hidden cameras etc. because you know he's up to something.

That neighbor is also Hitler in full Nazi regalia, complete with Hitler's parade limousine standing in the driveway.

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