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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

DrPossum posted:

WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU GUYS DOING THE PISS TAPE IS REAL

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Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Dustcat posted:

how is it not a sexual thing

how is your poo poo not a star trek thing


ok that's all i needed then

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Al ! posted:

the arc of a megathread is long but it always bends towards white guys posting pictures of their pets and meals

and mets and their peels

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

euphronius posted:

nationalize it

same w/ the prequels

and burn all prints

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol christie is on cnn making GBS threads on trump

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Rocks posted:

if i was a billionaire wanting to run for president, at least i would have a few good and weird ideas. even something like "free 5G internet for all" or "free jobs for anyone who wants to work on a moonbase". just have a vision for christs sake

I'd pay like every person in America :10bux: to vote for me and have elaborate campaign slogans about what they could buy with the :10bux:

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol christie is on cnn making GBS threads on trump

lmbo he was on MSNBC earlier yang-man

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

That DICK! posted:

if i was a billionaire i would make some sort of superhero fighting suit to fight crime. and the people would elect me president by way of that.

https://twitter.com/MykeCole/status/1090780598833160192

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Rocks posted:

guys this isn't sexual but what size feet do you think AOC has

non-sexual answer: idk, hard to tell with women. me and my sister are both below average height but average shoe size. ive met women 6 inches taller than me who have smaller feet than me. it's a total crapshoot.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

holy poo poo this is great. I live in the area and never heard of the UoF, but I guess that's the point since I'm not illegally trying to get people visas.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Preston Waters posted:

hell y'all

u think AOC has tats?

this is not a sexual thing so please don't fuckin derail this poo poo into something like that

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Al ! posted:

the arc of a megathread is long but it always bends towards white guys posting pictures of their pets and meals

I do not apologize for posting my rescue bulldog. :colbert:

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

man he wishes he were that cool

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I'd pay like every person in America :10bux: to vote for me and have elaborate campaign slogans about what they could buy with the :10bux:

This is illegal but you can promise to send everyone $10 if you get elected and then say what they could buy with it.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
"loopholes":airquote:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Rocks posted:

guys this isn't sexual but what size feet do you think AOC has

cillizza parachute acct spotted

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Howard Schultz will guarantee Trump's reelection

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Or not run, he probably just shouldn't run

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol christie is on cnn making GBS threads on trump

He'd still take a job if trump offered one

In a loving millisecond

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

freckle posted:

Unlike you I keep my monitors turned on

coward

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Inspector Hound posted:

Howard Schultz will guarantee Trump's reelection

we've got almost two years until the election, no one can guarantee anything right now

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Nae! posted:

we've got almost two years until the election, no one can guarantee anything right now

I guarantee it will be stupid

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
I know christie has a book out or whatever, when did he turn on trump?


haljordan posted:

He'd still take a job if trump offered one

In a loving millisecond

yep

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

haljordan posted:

He'd still take a job if trump offered one

In a loving millisecond

he'd drink trumps piss if trump offered it

hell, he probably has

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

hell yeah, got my census form in the mail today

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Inspector Hound posted:

I guarantee it will be stupid

okay so we can guarantee ONE thing

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Inspector Hound posted:

I have a doubt

BE CAUTIOUS

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
I bet AOC has a tattoo of Megaman on her lower back.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
How many weeks and elon musks would it take to dig someone out if chris christie actually poo poo on them?

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

no pubes yet sorry posted:

hell yeah, got my census form in the mail today

stan smith forum account spotted

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
ban tattoochat

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

Howard Schultz will guarantee Trump's reelection

lamo no he won’t

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
I retract my question, chris christie couldn't turn anyone on

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Brony Car posted:

I bet AOC has a tattoo of Megaman on her lower back.

if she thinks n64 is the best console, probably not

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

trump's not gonna run in 2020 ffs

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i assume every person under 35 has at least one tattoo tbh

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
wait wasn't there a recent scandal where wikifeet came out the hero

no. wait there's no way that happened. did that happen?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Brony Car posted:

I bet AOC has a tattoo of Megaman on her lower back.

Unfortunately, she isn't that cool.

https://twitter.com/paulmac708/status/1033468019635179520?s=19
https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1034079228504010752

Ugh.

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MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
the goddamn piss tape.... it's real

i watched it with my own eyes

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