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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/CatchWrestling/status/1088587960931487746

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Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

Goddamn they're beautiful.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Goddamn they're beautiful.

billy robinson : back breaker :: arn anderson : spine buster :: roddy piper : eye gouge

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/briantheguppie/status/1088497017872093186

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


That's one way to get Edge neck really quick I guess.


:stonk: Your poor loving knee!

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/CatchWrestling/status/1089273452589182979

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NXT Takeover Phoenix gifs - The Undisputed Era (C) vs. The War Raiders for the NXT Tag Team Titles



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Matt Riddle vs. Kassius Ohno




Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ricochet (C) vs. Johnny Gargano for the NXT North American Championship





Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Jan 27, 2019

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shayna Baszler (C) vs. Bianca Belair for the NXT Women's Championship


Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Jan 27, 2019

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tommaso Ciampa (C) vs. Aleister Black for the NXT Championship







And that was NXT Takeover Phoenix.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Here are some Royal Rumble gifs





It was like a 7 hour show so I'm not gonna do an exhaustive selection of gifs, just a couple from each match and a few key Rumble moments. If there's anything you would really like to see post about it in this thread and I'll see what I can add.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

More Rumble gifs



jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


if it's possible and as funny as I remember, please gif shane locking on the world's shittiest triangle

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That thing Kacy did where she flipped over the rope that was cool and also that thing Kacy did were she handwalked to the ring post that was also cool.


And Kofi riding Xavier around.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jesus WEP posted:

if it's possible and as funny as I remember, please gif shane locking on the world's shittiest triangle

Oh come on it can't have been that ba-



:stare:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jerusalem posted:

Oh come on it can't have been that ba-



:stare:

it’s even worse than I remember lmao

Cesaro is trying so loving hard to help the guy out

Thank you J-ru for this blessed gif

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gifs from the Women's Royal Rumble match








Should have been the end of the show there.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

Should have been the end of the show there.

Meltzer on WOR this morning said the same thing about Raw and Becky.

She's kinda reached Austin in the Attitude Era levels in terms that she can only go on last now for crowd energy and relative overness of other (male) wrestlers. This could be a fad but until it isn't WWE has to make changes to their standard format now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Definitely would have been a better ending than Brock Lesnar effortlessly beating the poo poo out of his Wrestlemania challenger and laughing at him :sigh:

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Jerusalem posted:

Definitely would have been a better ending than Brock Lesnar effortlessly beating the poo poo out of his Wrestlemania challenger and laughing at him :sigh:

After the face started the fight, no less. Seth being a big stupid idiot is going to be his consistent booking forever, isn't it :(

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Wazzu posted:

After the face started the fight, no less. Seth being a big stupid idiot is going to be his consistent booking forever, isn't it :(
nah he might turn heel some day

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Men's Royal Rumble







FINALLY that is that, THAT was the Royal Rumble for 2019.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Definitely would have been a better ending than Brock Lesnar effortlessly beating the poo poo out of his Wrestlemania challenger and laughing at him :sigh:

That one is honestly really telling of how WWE looks at babyfaces. Seth defiantly screaming "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" as he stumbles to his feet after taking everything Lesnar has is a pretty good closing image to make him look like the toughest motherfucker in the world. But nope, gotta get HEAT on Brock. It's like they have literally forgotten that the other side of that is that the face needs to go over sometimes.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
The whole twitter thread here is just fascinating:

https://twitter.com/CatchWrestling/status/1088056249453895682

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh wow yeah that was a drat good read.

https://twitter.com/CatchWrestling/status/1088161645824798722

This is a real pretty bridge too

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Jerusalem posted:

Oh come on it can't have been that ba-



:stare:

My posting in gif form

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Oh wow yeah that was a drat good read.

https://twitter.com/CatchWrestling/status/1088161645824798722

This is a real pretty bridge too

Toe pointed bridge. Blue and gold tights... Jerusalem, stop posting Kota Ibushi gifs and passing them off as catch wrestling! :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kota: Here at the Ibushi Pro-Wrestling Institute, we have poured hundreds of millions of dollars into a working time machine, and now that is complete I am requesting permission from the Government to use it for its one and only intended purpose... going back and having cool wrestling matches with old stars in their prime.
Japanese Government: It's the Death Penalty if it is EVER used for anything else :hai:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/983099450636849152

https://twitter.com/OldWrestlingPic/status/1091389162912079872

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Feb 1, 2019

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God I love Ric Flair so loving much

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
After watching that spear multiple times, you get a sense for just how beautifully done it was from both parties. The move looks like he straight killed Chavo. However Goldberg stopped most of his momentum on contact, grabbing Chavo's leg and pivoting off the shoulder. Chavo lands directly on his traps in a perfect bump. Goldberg doesnt even land on him, he essentially does most of a handstand. That might be the most beautiful spear from a technical standpoint I've ever seen.

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
goldberg only had two moves, three if you counted the kick, but he did those three moves in a REALLY badass way and they looked sick as gently caress every time

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Your Parents posted:

goldberg only had two moves, three if you counted the kick, but he did those three moves in a REALLY badass way and they looked sick as gently caress every time

It really was(is?) the only good looking spear.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Man, Goldberg had an awesome power moveset, and it was not that limited, except maybe by match length. The Press slam into powerslam and spinebuster both kick rear end. His twist and shout style neckbreaker was cool too, and even that leg lock he did was pretty neat. I know it's not exactly a million moves but everything he did looked awesome.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
That rolling kneebar always caught me off guard when I played as Goldberg in WCW Revenge, mostly because I'd forget he had it and be confused as to what was happening.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/1008351546042658816

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I guess by 1990 Hansen was deep into the stage where he couldn’t see poo poo so he’d just swing as hard as possible and hope he connected

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/BasedDongeezus/status/1093277577245089802

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



To quote the late Graham Chapman as King Arthur in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail":

"JESUS CHRIST!"

https://twitter.com/briantheguppie/status/1093913928898355200

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