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TulliusCicero posted:How has no one suggested that "gee Donny is REALLY desperate to get this money. Wonder where it's going to after it is approved, and who is doing the building? We should investigate this" Nah, I do genuinely think his loving addled mind wants the WALL to be real, and that it really will make the difference. Precisely because it is so dumb - it's a real construction project and that's like the last thing he can actually grasp. I'm sure he wants to grift along the way, but not as a main purpose.
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Inferior Third Season posted:Slate had a good article on why what Reagan did isn't really possible now. Since we're in the hell timeline, you can already see how this goes. Trump fires the entire ATC and everyone who knows how to use their computer systems. Some scab comes in and causes two planes to land at the same time on the same strip. Fox News blames democrats and chuds eat that poo poo up with a spoon. His base goes from 36% to 35%.
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Solaris 2.0 posted:I still refuse to believe Mcconnell will allow it BUT everytime I thought something was politically impossible since 2015 it has always happened so gently caress it, we’re shutting down again y’all. It all depends on if the turtle thinks it's still the Republican Party or the Trumplican Party.
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Holy gently caress that headline wording I've never been gladder to see a sentence end with "plastic nasal tubes" when I was expecting more like "industrial shredders"
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Random Stranger posted:I was shocked that this was an actually good episode of South Park. Oh man, I was just talking poo poo, I didn't realise that I was plagiarising a Parker/Stone take. Welp, sounds like it was less lovely than most of their output in the last decade at least
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Your Taint posted:I hope the TSA, Air traffic control, etc walk off the job en masse the instant the shutdown occurs. Although Reagan fired the ATC and was applauded for it so watch Trump do the same thing and hire scabs. You can't hire scabs for no money.
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Whom amongst hasn't dreamt of turning a baby into a clump of cells!
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gohmak posted:I asked Siri so I know the answer. If it takes a second to count each dollar bill, how many years would it take you to count Howard’s 3.4 Billion dollars? I would hire someone to count it for me 
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pseudorandom name posted:You can't hire scabs for no money. You can if they've taken the SWEAT pledge.
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mutata posted:I was with Mike Rowe way back when when he was like "Hey, there are lots of open jobs that need trades, you could go to a trade school and get one of those!" but he's apparently turned into a conman/always was a conman in disguise? If you listen to the pod it's less that there's a dearth of people willing or able to do those jobs, it's that there's a dearth of easily exploitable non-union people who will do those jobs. Rowe's whole shtick is astro-turfed by the Kochs to to weaken labor.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Whom amongst hasn't dreamt of turning a baby into a clump of cells! Every night I put my blender on the kitchen table, turn it on and go WHEEEEEEEEEE while thoughts of babies flash before me.
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Junior G-man posted:Every night I put my blender on the kitchen table, turn it on and go WHEEEEEEEEEE while thoughts of babies flash before me. Baby smoothies are delicious and nutritious.
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A group that loudly proclaims themselves the Battalion of a conservative senile idiot tacitly support an even more senile idiot What will we ever do without the Reagan Battalion's vote?!  Crow Jane posted:Why is babies capitalized? Are they that important, or is Trump's random capitalization thing contagious? Good (white) babies are the only truly valuable thing about women to Conservatives, so yes they are very important, much more so than the mother
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https://mobile.twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1090839512996110336 https://mobile.twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1090803458628898817 https://mobile.twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1090804474753531904 Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Jan 31, 2019 |
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Deified Data posted:If you listen to the pod it's less that there's a dearth of people willing or able to do those jobs, it's that there's a dearth of easily exploitable non-union people who will do those jobs. Rowe's whole shtick is astro-turfed by the Kochs to to weaken labor. I think the podcast partially missed the mark on that. It's true that companies want a huge pool of easily exploitable labor, but when companies complain they can't find qualified people, it's always meant that they can't find qualified people to work for the poo poo wages they're offering. Yea, that dovetails in to the point they made, but I think it's a distinct issue. Rowe's shtick about 'Help Wanted' signs is poo poo on multiple levels. One, the signs are mostly just companies expecting a worker with decades of experience who is worth $25 an hour or more to work for $12 an hour. Two, that's like a whole one hundred loving jobs in an environment where hundreds of thousands of people are unemployed. And that's just me giving him the benefit of the doubt that he really did see a lot of those signs. Rowe is just another rear end in a top hat who needs to pretend like he really worked hard to get to where he is so he can stave off his cognitive dissonance. He needs to justify his worldview to himself and push it on others.
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Just the optics of having a Muslim woman in the house are really uplifting. It’s fantastic that she is also great on messaging to. This really is the first time in my life I am excited about the House of Representatives.
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Your Taint posted:Baby smoothies are delicious and nutritious. 
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Failed Imagineer posted:I would hire someone to count it for me As did I. Siri tells me 107 years. gently caress all Billionaires.
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The party of small government believes the state should force parents to keep a baby that has no chance of surviving on life support indefinitely. Great job!
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CascadeBeta posted:The fact that they're pivoting to "Trump might be bad BUT" says a lot about what they're seeing in their internal polling. Trump is going to get smoked in 2020 so hard. The most interesting thing about that tweet is our baby disintegration technology, never knew that was a field of study.
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TulliusCicero posted:Good (white) babies are the only truly valuable thing about women to Conservatives, so yes they are very important, much more so than the mother
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Party Plane Jones posted:what in the gently caress are these reports from this thread Hey man my phone died at 9pm last night and I was too comfy under my blanket to go plug it in so don't look at me
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CascadeBeta posted:The fact that they're pivoting to "Trump might be bad BUT" says a lot about what they're seeing in their internal polling. Trump is going to get smoked in 2020 so hard. This message will start falling apart even further when he gets even worse and another shutdown happens and the muller poo poo happens and other corruption happens.
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Party Plane Jones posted:what in the gently caress are these reports from this thread Hey now, I spent last night watching The Assassination of Gianni Versace, not poo poo posting  I bet if Andrew Cunanan was still alive, Trump would pardon him and appoint him head of LBGT outreach.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:This message will start falling apart even further when he gets even worse and another shutdown happens and the muller poo poo happens and other corruption happens. I will say it's especially important this time to run on actual issues like M4A and such to further neuter the "Trump is bad but he's better than the other guy" trap.
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The Glumslinger posted:He actually has a pretty good reason for picking the canary as his logo America is a coal mine and the canary is decomposing.
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Crow Jane posted:I thought fetuses were the valuable thing, and once they become babies the GOP stops giving a gently caress When the sacred ideal is made manifest it is profaned by existence. Same deal as ARE TROOPS.
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