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double nine
Aug 8, 2013

it's literally a game of chance on a linear path, this is the laziest cash-in.

they could at least have ripped off something competent that fit the theme.

Like spy party.

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
It still kinda owns that Bellingcat is in a board game

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1088853710661435392

Good thing we have a president who has no clue about the Monroe Doctrine.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Anything interesting come out of the DDoS Kremlin leak yet?

https://twitter.com/Spy_Stations/status/1089199024002027521

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

mobby_6kl posted:

What a lovely tradition, now we've got to wait 50 years for the next one like for a loving solar eclipse?!

I too think czechs deserve better traditions. Why not throw some austrians out of a window, instead?

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Dommolus Magnus posted:

I too think czechs deserve better traditions. Why not throw some austrians out of a window, instead?

could you make it austrian economists instead?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Video of a Tu-22M bomber crash last week has been released

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8veRu_1I_c&t=61s

three crew members died, the fourth one is in critical condition. The bomber was not loaded as it was on a training flight.

Also, two Su-34 fighters crashed in mid-air in the Far East, killing three pilots and leaving one survivor. No video of that afaik so imagine this is two Sukhois: :zaurg:

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Dommolus Magnus posted:

I too think czechs deserve better traditions. Why not throw some austrians out of a window, instead?
Disagree, they already have the weirdest Easter tradition they don't need any more good ones.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/PolishSoldier1/status/1090593426163281920

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Wow guess they're buying Maduro a house in San Francisco instead of Havana.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

AceRimmer posted:

Wow guess they're buying Maduro a house in San Francisco instead of Havana.

Wait, wasn't there an incident recently where a Russian jet-cargo plane dumped a few hundred pounds of precious stones and gold all over a runway in Siberia?

Guess the PSUV can't ask the Ukrainians for an Antonov, eh?

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012

This happened in Poland in a single day:

  • A deputy of the largest opposition party was caught by CBA (Central Anti-corruption Bureau) taking bribes from some shady businessman. This happened for at least 2 years. What makes this case unique that he didn't get any money from this, they just hired prostitutes for him. This probably costed them less then the deputy's monthly salary.
  • Today, an important witness in the re-privatization case testified. What everyone knew before, it involved the Warsaw authorities (from Platforma Obywatelska) pretty much giving away real estate to people pretending to be their original owners. What nobody knew until now, CBA (the mentioned anti-corruption agency, pretty much staffed by PiS) offered the witness protection for a 30% cut of his profits from privatization.
  • From the same testimony: during the meetings with people from CBA and their go-between that was supposed to secure the deal, the coordinator of the special forces got so drunk that he was seen walking on all hours and kissing the host's dog. The word used in the testimony suggested that this passionate kissing was mutual.
  • The former Prime Minister of Poland (the one from PO) believes that the early humans used to hunt dinosaurs. By throwing rocks at them.

Gantolandon fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 1, 2019

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Poland needs to legalize corruption like Russia is and just get it over with.

Poland is Catholic Russia.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Gantolandon posted:

This happened in Poland in a single day:

  • A deputy of the largest opposition party was caught by CBA (Central Anti-corruption Bureau) taking bribes from some shady businessman. This happened for at least 2 years. What makes this case unique that he didn't get any money from this, they just hired prostitutes for him. This probably costed them less then the deputy's monthly salary.
  • Today, an important witness in the re-privatization case testified. What everyone knew before, it involved the Warsaw authorities (from Platforma Obywatelska) pretty much giving away real estate to people pretending to be their original owners. What nobody knew until now, CBA (the mentioned anti-corruption agency, pretty much staffed by PiS) offered the witness protection for a 30% cut of his profits from privatization.
  • From the same testimony: during the meetings with people from CBA and their go-between that was supposed to secure the deal, the coordinator of the special forces got so drunk that he was seen walking on all hours and kissing the host's dog. The word used in the testimony suggested that this passionate kissing was mutual.
  • The former Prime Minister of Poland (the one from PO) believes that the early humans used to hunt dinosaurs. By throwing rocks at them.

So when are you all going to apply for U.S. statehood again? You seem like a natural candidate.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So when are you all going to apply for U.S. statehood again? You seem like a natural candidate.

Catholic Alabama would be an unfortunate addition.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
Is the point of bribing opposition politicians to get them cheaply before they are in power?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

AceRimmer posted:

Wow guess they're buying Maduro a house in San Francisco instead of Havana.

Word is the money arrived in Dubai.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Poland is mentally like a mini-US, down to the common assumption that everyone is a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

Mokotow fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Feb 1, 2019

alex314
Nov 22, 2007

The torrent of info was started by transcript of recorded conversations between Jarosław Kaczyński (head of majority party and facto ruler of Poland) and a businessman, where Kaczyński does a shady real estate deal. It deserves a separate writeup from someone better than me, but the operation is Kremlin level of malversation.

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
potato

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Here’s the write up as tl;dr as I can make it.

Kaczynski has ties to a foundation established after his brother died in the Smolensk catastrophe. This foundation owns a company (Srebrna) which in turns owns quite a bit of lucrative real estate in Warsaw. Both of the organizations are staffed with PiS people as you might imagine.
Srebrna has all this real estate because of totally legal and not shady split of public wealth between political parties done after the collapse of communism.
Naturally when you have land and real estate in city center you want to make money. So Srebrna rents some buildings and wants to build even bigger buildings, namely two gently caress off towers (twin towers anyone? Kaczynski TWINS?? GET IT!?). They would be located on a plot of land formerly occupied by a building entered into a registry of historical buildings. Demolishing such a building is quite illegal and there are two ways to deal with this.
Brute force way is to “oops it was consumed by an accidental, I repeat accidental fire” method, which is by the way employed by some companies in Warsaw. Nice way is to have your guy in a decision body where rulings on whether to cross a building out of the registry are made. Srebrna, being the known property of LAW AND JUSTICE party, chose the second way.
So the eyesore is no more, what next? Well, to build the towers there’s quite a bit of legwork to be done by lawyers, the developer, etc. To that effect, Srebrna has established a front company to deal with this side of business. All of that so that the media wouldn’t catch that quickly to the fact that poor man Kaczynski is a big developer bozo. This front company dealt with lawyers and one Austrian businessman who by the way has family ties to Kaczynski. Now this dude and the lawyers have for 1,5 years been doing the stuff one does to prepare for actual construction work. However, he did it basically for free, paying out of his own pocket, on the assumption that Srebrna would pay him after the construction permit is issued. No contract has been signed to that effect, because Kaczynski is a LAWFUL AND JUST man and after all they are family.
Well then, the local elections are upon us and Kaczynski realized that with PO in power in Warsaw they won’t get the permit because PO hates PiS (questionable but possible). The PiS candidate for city mayor is a laughable shmuck and by the way, another candidate (not party affiliated), representing people of Warsaw starts to reveal the Srebrna business dealings during his campaign.
So Kaczynski, Austrian businessman and some other guy have a meetup which is recorded by the Austrian because he knows that something's up.
Kaczynski unknowingly goes on record, saying that he’s sorry but there is no way they can pay for all the work that the Austrian has done because there is no legal reason for them to do so without seeming suspicious. After all, the money were to exchange hands only after the permit was acquired. BUT he devised a devilish plan to get the Austrian his money in another way, that is, the Austrian is to sue the Foundation threatening legal action if not paid for whatever fictional reason and the institute will fold like a house of cards, not even go to court with the Austrian, instead they will settle the matter out of court (the deal will be secret so that no one knows the real amount of money transferred and for what it was) and the Austrian will drop charges.
The Austrian refused this approach and instead dropped the tape to journalists.

In the background of this is from where the actual money to pay for all of this would come. The front company would get a loan from Srebrna and at the same time take a mortgage from a bank under PiS control. The loan from Srebrna would then be repaid with money from the mortgage. And the way you organize all of this is one quick conversation with CEO of the bank.

This is all real, this is on tape.

The cherry on top is that PiS actively pursues all suspected shady real estate dealings of their arch enemies PO and has built quite a political capital on this over the last years.

Hooray no one cares especially not PiS MPs and electorate. The official party line is that Kaczynski is a genius strategic mind and a savvy businessman to boot, oh and by the way, he didn't use one curse word during the whole recording.

Anne Frank Funk fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Feb 1, 2019

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
should i get polish dual citizenship

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Yes, but you don't need that to invest in Eastern Poland.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Anne Frank Funk posted:

Here’s the write up as tl;dr as I can make it.

Kaczynski has ties to a foundation established after his brother died in the Smolensk catastrophe. This foundation owns a company (Srebrna) which in turns owns quite a bit of lucrative real estate in Warsaw. Both of the organizations are staffed with PiS people as you might imagine.
Srebrna has all this real estate because of totally legal and not shady split of public wealth between political parties done after the collapse of communism.
Naturally when you have land and real estate in city center you want to make money. So Srebrna rents some buildings and wants to build even bigger buildings, namely two gently caress off towers (twin towers anyone? Kaczynski TWINS?? GET IT!?). They would be located on a plot of land formerly occupied by a building entered into a registry of historical buildings. Demolishing such a building is quite illegal and there are two ways to deal with this.
Brute force way is to “oops it was consumed by an accidental, I repeat accidental fire” method, which is by the way employed by some companies in Warsaw. Nice way is to have your guy in a decision body where rulings on whether to cross a building out of the registry are made. Srebrna, being the known property of LAW AND JUSTICE party, chose the second way.
So the eyesore is no more, what next? Well, to build the towers there’s quite a bit of legwork to be done by lawyers, the developer, etc. To that effect, Srebrna has established a front company to deal with this side of business. All of that so that the media wouldn’t catch that quickly to the fact that poor man Kaczynski is a big developer bozo. This front company dealt with lawyers and one Austrian businessman who by the way has family ties to Kaczynski. Now this dude and the lawyers have for 1,5 years been doing the stuff one does to prepare for actual construction work. However, he did it basically for free, paying out of his own pocket, on the assumption that Srebrna would pay him after the construction permit is issued. No contract has been signed to that effect, because Kaczynski is a LAWFUL AND JUST man and after all they are family.
Well then, the local elections are upon us and Kaczynski realized that with PO in power in Warsaw they won’t get the permit because PO hates PiS (questionable but possible). The PiS candidate for city mayor is a laughable shmuck and by the way a non party candidate representing people of Warsaw starts to reveal the Srebrna business dealings during his campaign.
So Kaczynski, Austrian businessman and some other guy have a meetup which is recorded by the Austrian because he knows that something's up.
Kaczynski unknowingly goes on record, saying that he’s sorry but there is no way they can pay for all the work that the Austrian has done because there is no legal reason for them to do so without seeming suspicious. After all, the money were to exchange hands only after the permit was acquired. BUT he devised a devilish plan to get the Austrian his money in another way, that is, the Austrian is to sue the Foundation threatening legal action if not paid for whatever fictional reason and the institute will fold like a house of cards, not even go to court with the Austrian, instead they will settle the matter out of court (the deal will be secret so that no one knows the real amount of money transferred and for what it was) and the Austrian will drop charges.
The Austrian refused this approach and instead dropped the tape to journalists.

In the background of this is from where the actual money to pay for all of this would come. The front company would get a loan from Srebrna and at the same time take a mortgage from a bank under PiS control. The loan from Srebrna would then be repaid with money from the mortgage. And the way you organize all of this is one quick conversation with CEO of the bank.

This is all real, this is on tape.

The cherry on top is that PiS actively pursues all suspected shady real estate dealings of their arch enemies PO and has built quite a political capital on this over the last years.

Hooray no one cares especially not PiS MPs and electorate. The official party line is that Kaczynski is a genius strategic mind and a savvy businessman to boot, oh and by the way, he didn't use one curse word during the whole recording.

So basically Poland is like Florida with snow and better vodka.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Kaczynski’s recorded refusal to pay for uncontracted services rendered, along with his suggestion to the Austrian businessman to sue the foundation to justify payments, and PiS politicians’ comments that this is all amazingly honest, led to a running meme where people tell a story how they went to a place of business or a store, got something from there but refused to pay, telling the proprietor to sue them and how everyone else then stood up and clapped and admired them for their honesty.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


What was the historic building they tore down to make room?

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012

It's also worth noting that one particular candidate in Warsaw mayoral elections already latched into Srebrna and its shady transactions. Kaczynski namedrops him on the tape as one of the main reasons they have to put off the investment. He's not the candidate from the largest opposition party who won the elections, but from a minor electoral committee created by several left-wing parties (which got paltry 3%). During the campaign, the liberal media called him "the PiS-sponsored hitman" for attacking also their candidate and called everyone to vote for PO candidate to let him win in the first turn.

It's hard to overstate how much influence the media have on Polish politics and how much more lovely they make it.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

aphid_licker posted:

What was the historic building they tore down to make room?

XIX century building, what's left of a boiler factory. It wasn't a particularly beautiful thing, brickwork hidden under a hideous pastel facade. In Poland buildings are automatically entered into the registry after they hit a certain age, not necessarily based on the real historical merit or beauty of the construction.

Anne Frank Funk fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Feb 1, 2019

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

aphid_licker posted:

What was the historic building they tore down to make room?

The building’s still there, it’s a late XIX-century nondescript industrial construction adapted into office space.

It’s Srebrna 16, Warsaw if you want to see it on Google Maps.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Left one more thing. This whole thing wouldn't even be a thing if not for the fact that Srebrna wanted to build really big skyscrapers and not just any reasonable building. The zoning for this plot of land limits the height of possible construction there to half the projected height of the towers. So what Srebrna needed was a permit which specifically amended the zoning. And this, they were afraid, was something that PO ruled city hall would not give them. But that's like an asterisk to an asterisk of this story.

Anne Frank Funk fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Feb 1, 2019

alex314
Nov 22, 2007

Warsaw zoning is pretty poo poo anyway. And there's no attempt to keep the skyscrapers style coherent.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

alex314 posted:

Warsaw zoning is pretty poo poo anyway. And there's no attempt to keep the skyscrapers style coherent.

Feast your eyes on the Bladerunner/Total Recall retrofuture we might have had.



Full album: https://imgur.com/a/JUK95sU

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

I actually think this thing is distracting from the ex-minister of defence Macierewicz’s lackeys being arrested over corruption and the actual chance that PO is going to capitalize on it is kinda weak. The zoning back and forth is a normal thing in downtown Warsaw, for better or for worse, and the answer to the question if Kaczynski can do business as an active politician, either through a foundation or a company or whatever else, is legally ambiguous. The shittiest thing for me here is the assumption that one of the leading banks (which, I think, is co-owned by the state?) is basically guaranteed to give a loan through implied political pressure.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Anne Frank Funk posted:

Feast your eyes on the Bladerunner/Total Recall retrofuture we might have had.



Full album: https://imgur.com/a/JUK95sU

love it

What year are those from?

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Eaerly 70's, the years of "prosperity" in Poland.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

It’s pretty crazy Mariott and Elektrim we’re already penned in pretty much where they ended up being built ~20 years later, albeit in a different form. Also, I remember early 90’s Pasaz Wiecha and it was more Blade Runner than Blade Runner, but maybe in a different way these sketches show.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Anne Frank Funk posted:

XIX century building, what's left of a boiler factory. It wasn't a particularly beautiful thing, brickwork hidden under a hideous pastel facade. In Poland buildings are automatically entered into the registry after they hit a certain age, not necessarily based on the real historical merit or beauty of the construction.


Mokotow posted:

The building’s still there, it’s a late XIX-century nondescript industrial construction adapted into office space.

It’s Srebrna 16, Warsaw if you want to see it on Google Maps.

Thanks! For some reason I was curious what it looked like. One of the street view perspectives randomly has what looks like a mob of Hooligans in it

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Mokotow posted:

I actually think this thing is distracting from the ex-minister of defence Macierewicz’s lackeys being arrested over corruption and the actual chance that PO is going to capitalize on it is kinda weak. The zoning back and forth is a normal thing in downtown Warsaw, for better or for worse, and the answer to the question if Kaczynski can do business as an active politician, either through a foundation or a company or whatever else, is legally ambiguous. The shittiest thing for me here is the assumption that one of the leading banks (which, I think, is co-owned by the state?) is basically guaranteed to give a loan through implied political pressure.

The prevailing opinion is that the arrests were actually meant to preemptively distract from the Srebrna story and the "Nisiolowski paid in prostitutes" breaking news (apparently known since 2015, published now) is the continuation of that. Anyway, for me the major takeaway is really the proposal Kaczynski forwarded about the whole "you should sue us so that we may pay you" which is in essence advocating for manufacturing falsehoods to match with the desired outcome and tricking the court into believing them.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Anne Frank Funk posted:

This is all real, this is on tape.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Eastern Europe: The PiS tape is real

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