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A humble fishmonger once approached a beautiful witch and asked her "tell me witch, how come you are so adored, you who are such a beautiful witch?" "That is because I am certain that I do not know the meaning of adored" replied the witch. The fishmonger had never before heard such insight spoken, and after taking the insight to heart, he died and became known as the most adored fishmonger ever to have lived.
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"Keep your eyes shut. Keep focusing on your breath. Bend your butthole backwards." e: Keep repeating this to yourself: "please be gone, sense of impending doom, you don't belong here, please be gone, sense of impending doom, you don't belong here" Dareon has a new favorite as of 07:50 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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Jan 27, 2019 07:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBcZGjxnpDY
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Jan 27, 2019 07:49
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Keep chanting this mantra: "I am not being brainwashed, I am not being brainwashed, I am not being brainwashed". Soon you will not be confused. No submission, no glory.  edit: Whenever you want insight, you must know how to shut up. Metroid Fitzgerald has a new favorite as of 07:59 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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Jan 27, 2019 07:56
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Jan 27, 2019 09:20
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"Foreigners shag what actors demand." Truer words have never been spoken.
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Jan 27, 2019 10:42
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I take it back: "Keep your eyes closed and meditate on this very old proverb: Law school needs to be fear-inducing."
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Jan 27, 2019 10:45
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Got one with a boy and a hag. "Hag! Where can I find existential dominance?" She didn't know so he killed her with a sword, realized that all existence is suffering and killed himself.
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Jan 27, 2019 11:45
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Tunicate posted:Ganbreeder got an upgrade. Now you can create random mutations off a given image, with a controllable level of divergence. where the tutorial at
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Jan 27, 2019 11:46
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I'm getting closer to 40 and my near sight is starting to go- all of those GAN constructed photos that almost look like something, but isn't, feels the exact same as when a photo doesn't register immediately because I can't see it correctly
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Jan 27, 2019 14:18
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Dareon posted:e: Keep repeating this to yourself: "please be gone, sense of 
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"In ancient Babylon, an old farm boy once approached a crooked, old gorgon and asked her "how come you are so beloved, you who are but a crooked, old gorgon?" "Oh, the reason for that is that I always try to remember that: a crooked, old gorgon is only a crooked, old gorgon if the a crooked, old gorgon thinks herself to be a crooked, old gorgon" replied the gorgon. After hearing this the farm boy became sure that the gorgon had disrespected him, and took it to his heart and brought it with him for the rest of his life, and a couple of years later, he died."
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"Close your eyes and contemplate this Chinese proverb: Human progress is just one big gently caress fest." edit: Centuries ago, in pre-colonial South America, lived a highly respected king who was walking around on a desert island in search of a magical cave, when he spotted a fat maiden. "Can you tell me where to find a magical cave?" he asked the maiden. Immediately she answered him: "A magical cave is not on a desert island. It is on the top of the highest mountain." The king was puzzled by the maiden's answer. Then he offered her some cake as a reward. The following spring the king finally understood what the maiden had meant: every human being is born evil if only we try our best. And there was much rejoice. Mokinokaro has a new favorite as of 17:41 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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Jan 27, 2019 17:36
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This is the most erotic of all tales: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osUjVX3bCRI]
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I was hooked at "Pay attention to tits." This might be the best story though: "Long ago, in ancient Mesopotamia, there was a hideous marksman who was in search of a lost kitten. That was when he ran into an ugly, old priestess."Where can a hideous marksman like myself find a lost kitten?" he asked the priestess. The priestess closed her eyes as if in a trance. And then she said: "A lost kitten is not in the desert. It is in the last house you visited." The marksman fondled the priestess. Then he exposed himself to her. The following summer after hours conversing with his lover, the marksman understood everything: Wealthy is a friend who respects his mistress, for he also shares with his neighbor his respect. And when he departed everybody cried."
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"Remind yourself of this: the kitchen can also be a sperm bank."
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Jan 27, 2019 19:05
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"Don't be abhorrent. It's not cool."
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We don't need this kind of defeatist attitude. Don't think "someone else will", think, "who else will?" You can make a change in this world, even if it's just one rich person waking up screaming.
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Jan 28, 2019 04:09
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If you will not make rich people die screaming, who else will?
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Jan 28, 2019 11:53
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I could stay on this site all day.      Honorary mention to "A human life is a dumb-rear end leap of faith against the dying of the light," which I didn't screencap in time.
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Jan 29, 2019 01:34
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A nice twist on the classic "poison womb".
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Phy posted:We don't need this kind of defeatist attitude. Don't think "someone else will", think, "who else will?" You can make a change in this world, even if it's just one rich person waking up screaming.
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"Embrace the fact that involuntary celibacy is not for everybody."
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 I refuse to believe this is truly generated. Friend has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Jan 29, 2019 |
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Jan 29, 2019 17:03
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Inspirobot posted:Being a single person does not give you the right to act like a butcher. Eat poo poo, incels.
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"To some its a whore. To some its so much more. Its a violin."
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Jan 31, 2019 22:24
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aw great, all those years of therapy down the drain!!
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Friend posted:
It has clearly had very significant human input IMO. My guess: this stuff has been generated using something like the human-steered word-choice keyboard that Botnik used to write 'Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash', which uncovered such gems as: "Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment." "The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: 'You are Hagrid now.' " "Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done." "Harry knew instantly that he was being poisoned, and he was glad for the opportunity. Suddenly Draco appeared from nowhere and then got lost somewhere else." "There were too many Weasleys. Everyone knew it, but no one dared stop them." These sentences are funny in a knowing way that a machine, at present, would simply not manage. But Botnik openly outsourced their sentence creation to whoever wanted to fiddle about with their keyboard, then stitched the results together into something amusing (even though lots of papers reported 'look at this absurdist HP fanfic written by an AI'). Inspirobot seems a far more commercial operation, purpose-built to sling T-shirts and mugs (I wonder who generated and curated their sentence library). On the main site, linked to zazzle, I got these offerings in the first 15 hits, and there were zero completely nonsensical offerings, like the ones you often get from a GAN:     
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Seems closer to mad libs, crossing 2-4 phrases into a sentence out of different buckets than statistical generation. Not really any less procedural even though it takes more human input to throw phrases into the buckets it works out of
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ngl, this infinite Inspirobot feed with sound would be excellent to put on the big screen in the background for parties even by itself it's like a drug experience when it goes for long enough, not to mention funny as poo poo
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 Right after this I got "High five lizards".
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zedprime posted:Seems closer to mad libs, crossing 2-4 phrases into a sentence out of different buckets than statistical generation. Not really any less procedural even though it takes more human input to throw phrases into the buckets it works out of Yeah it's clearly template-based. Still makes some great stuff though.
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I wonder if anyone has used part-of-speech tagging to create templates. So you could give it a sentence "the man walked to the house" and it infers "noun-def verb-past preposition noun-def" and can generate "the cat vomited into the bucket" or whatever.
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zedprime posted:Seems closer to mad libs, crossing 2-4 phrases into a sentence out of different buckets than statistical generation. Not really any less procedural even though it takes more human input to throw phrases into the buckets it works out of Yep, it's most obvious in these long stories. Kennel posted:"In ancient Babylon, an old farm boy once approached a crooked, old Mokinokaro posted:edit: Centuries ago, in pre-colonial South America, lived a highly respected king zjentohlauedy posted:"Long ago, in ancient Mesopotamia, there was a hideous marksman who
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