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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Britain villaging itself

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Britain going back to the glorious 1880s just like it always wanted, just sans colonies and also without tropical fruit and modern medicine for anybody but the wealthy elite, wanna keep things historically accurate after all

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



but’s it’s all so goddamn stupid and avoidable

i mean, just don’t do it

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Quicksilver6 posted:

but’s it’s all so goddamn stupid and avoidable

i mean, just don’t do it

Sorry Marx, the mob has spoken.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Quicksilver6 posted:

but’s it’s all so goddamn stupid and avoidable

i mean, just don’t do it

Sorry mate, it can't be done. The Polish neighbors were rude to me *dies of the great pox* *polish neighbor move into the now empty house thanks to all the money they make with their EU citizenship*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/TPointUK/status/1091309024581222400

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Quicksilver6 posted:

i mean, just don’t do it

Why do you hate democracy? You hatred of democracy saddens our beloved monarch. :smith:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 24 days!)

Opferwurst posted:

Huh, seems like the EU actually had a moderating effect on the neo-liberal cancer in the UK. Huh

The EU never really could force austerity on the UK because they stayed out of the monetary union. The UK basically had the most ideal membership position in the EU that you could ask for, with all the representation and customs unions you could shake a stick at while maintaining fiscal independence.

So uh. LMAO.


the TP will be adequate

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



Surely they must know that inbred reactionaries wearing diapers has already been monopolised in the UK?

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006


"us young people"
how do you do fellow students

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Oh hey, Koch brothers have decided to toss another few million dollars down the TP rathole, but this time they want it to have an English accent.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Quicksilver6 posted:

but’s it’s all so goddamn stupid and avoidable

i mean, just don’t do it

Somebody doesnt "get" Brexit.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

"What if TPUSA but we don't have guns"

this'll be funny

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Lmao at the ad calling leftists "sunshine/snowflakes" then whining about how leftists are bullying them.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


No plan survives contact with the enemy.

In this case the enemy is reality.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

FINALLY, the next generation of Morris Dancers has been found

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yuros would rather have war in Ireland than no deal lmao

sounds good as long as the irish win

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

sounds good as long as the irish win

OH COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

etalian posted:

Lmao at the ad calling leftists "sunshine/snowflakes" then whining about how leftists are bullying them.

:umberto:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Six years’ jail for British man who broke into funeral home and had sex with woman’s corpse while high on drugs
The man was found to have been high on artificial cannabis and PCP, a mind-altering recreational substance, at the time
“Exactly what you did, and why, only you know,” said the judge to the offender at sentencing

It Begins

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



lmao what the gently caress is this it's too early in the morning for me to properly parse it but is Britain's government really preparing for a police state after Brexit?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MikeCrotch posted:

OH COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

lmao what the gently caress is this it's too early in the morning for me to properly parse it but is Britain's government really preparing for a police state after Brexit?

I hope it's like the regime shown in th V graphic novel and movie.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

lmao what the gently caress is this it's too early in the morning for me to properly parse it but is Britain's government really preparing for a police state after Brexit?

Looks more martial than police to me

besides it's not like Britain isn't a police state already

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

make ersatz coffee great again

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

atelier morgan posted:

Looks more martial than police to me

besides it's not like Britain isn't a police state already

I still can't believe they had an Olympic mascot that was a surveillance camera.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

prefect posted:

I still can't believe they had an Olympic mascot that was a surveillance camera.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Ah, Florida Man decided to get his vacation in before the real chaos starts I see.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
We need to send some rodeo stars to Britain to teach you guys how to lasso those CCTV cameras and pull them down

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

etalian posted:

make ersatz coffee great again

do u prefer wheat berries or acorns

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
tbf until like a decade ago "coffee" in Britain almost always meant instant

I can see why a weird acorn stew would be a plausible alternative.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
did ersatz coffee actually have caffeine or were people just that addicted to chugging bitter sludge

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Raskolnikov38 posted:

did ersatz coffee actually have caffeine or were people just that addicted to chugging bitter sludge

They probably did it for the placebo effect and to wash down the meth they were taking

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Bryter posted:

tbf until like a decade ago "coffee" in Britain almost always meant instant

w-what

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
if you think our coffee tastes like dishwater, wait until you taste our dishwater!

(it'll be our only source of nutrition in 2 months time)

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

did ersatz coffee actually have caffeine or were people just that addicted to chugging bitter sludge

It hasn't (you can still buy it in various forms and brands). I guess it was better than having cake/breakfast with a cup of plain hot water. Dunno why people still buy it nowadays though. Maybe they got used to the taste or they don't like the psychotropic effects of decaff?

Also, ersatz coffee is called Muckefuck in German, which is a good solid forums name

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

My office (in the UK) has free vending machines that make perfectly passable bean-to-cup coffee and espresso

There are quite a few people who pay money to bring in instant coffee because "it tastes better"

As for ersatz coffee it was just for the taste, not for any particular benefit

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MikeCrotch posted:

As for ersatz coffee it was just for the taste, not for any particular benefit

as someone that can't stand coffee dear god why

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

sounds good as long as the irish win

A flood of foreign Mujahideen arrive in Ireland to fight the British/DUP, heard to remark "Wicked" and "Pissah".

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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Bryter posted:

tbf until like a decade ago "coffee" in Britain almost always meant instant

I can see why a weird acorn stew would be a plausible alternative.

You people controlled Egypt, Cyprus, Jordan, Iraq, IsraelPalestine and at least half of Yemen.... and you couldn't at the very least bring home some halfway decent coffee??

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