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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
the piss tape is real, rejoice, and be :blessed:

:nws:https://imgur.com/a/UDHBRAY:nws:

e: piss snipe

crazy cloud has issued a correction as of 05:47 on Jan 29, 2019

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Hadn't seen the long version of it with the part 2, thanks

Probably want to NWS tag the link, part 2 is more explicit

edit: Also more convincing. drat, we need to spread this around in the other threads that there's more footage than just the short GIF so people will stop dismissing it out of hand

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Edit: oops

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Old stuff from today


Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



*girls get mad at tom brokaw*

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Gotta object to this: one of the few good things McCain ever did was refuse arranged release and other special treatment when his captors learned about his father. This was corroborated by several of his fellow POWs at that particular camp.

Yes, it would have been a big propaganda boon if McCain got to leave early, which is why it John McCain or his father never tried to make it happen. If I'm remembering correctly, McCain's father only referenced it once with Nixon and never brought it up again or tried to have any strings pulled.

The only other example I can think of is Stalin's son getting captured. Germany wanted to make a deal because it'd hurt Soviet morale, but Stalin would never go for it. Although that may have been because he didn't like his son.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Gotta object to this: one of the few good things McCain ever did was refuse arranged release and other special treatment when his captors learned about his father. This was corroborated by several of his fellow POWs at that particular camp.

McCain was a good person when presented with a stark moral choice with clear options, one of which was the good deed and one of which was clearly self-centered.

The entire rest of his life, not so much.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

McCain was a good person when presented with a stark moral choice with clear options, one of which was the good deed and one of which was clearly self-centered.

The entire rest of his life, not so much.

Not always even when the choice is black and white.

This poo poo hosed over thousands of POW/MIA families and has denied them closure for close to half a century. Largely responsible for the nonsense idea that there's some how still American POWs in Vietnam.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

McCain was a good person when presented with a stark moral choice with clear options, one of which was the good deed and one of which was clearly self-centered.

The entire rest of his life, not so much.

For the happy thread, let me say that in the John McCain Dollop podcast, I learned McCain once got into a fistfight with Storm Strom Thurmond on the Senate Floor

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
john mccain only got shot down because he ignored orders and flew too low so he could bomb a lightbulb factory filled with civilian women, so after the war he could point to the medal he got for this warcrime while he runs for higher office


also in college he was cruising for chicks and when he was rejected by one he called her names so vulgar that he was brought up on obscenity charges. because he was a failson loser

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



lmao john mccain is dead

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Seth Meyers at the start of this points out just what a dickpunch the roger stone arrest was to trump in a way that didn't occur to me :allears:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

crazy cloud posted:

the piss tape is real, rejoice, and be :blessed:

:nws:https://imgur.com/a/UDHBRAY:nws:

e: piss snipe



I always believed.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Poniard posted:

lmao john mccain is dead

thread delivers

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


anything other than a 10 minute video?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Old stuff from today

@tombrokaw @dril - http://tweetmashup.com: thinking back to 9/11.. i wish i had flipped coin at 2001 rose bowl. great sportscaster - Marine - gentleman

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

theflyingexecutive posted:

anything other than a 10 minute video?

It's the first joke

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

theflyingexecutive posted:

anything other than a 10 minute video?

to paraphrase: trump hates cnn, the russia investigation, and the fbi. roger stone was arrested by the fbi in connection with the russia investigation and it was all captured live by cnn. also the fbi agents making the arrest must really think roger stone is an rear end in a top hat if they're willing to come arrest him while not getting paid during trumps shutdown tantrum

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

theflyingexecutive posted:

anything other than a 10 minute video?

Nebakenezzer posted:

It's the first joke
The structure coulda been slightly improved better if he stuck with one order, but goddamn, it's all the funnier because it's true. I mean think about it:
(Imagine Trump's voice saying the things between quotes below for maximum effect; hell, imagine him doing his idiotic hand gestures)
  • "Folks, I only hire the. best. people." (Roger Stone gets arrested/indicted for being basically a comic book villain)
  • "The Russian Investigation with their 17 angry demoncrats is a hoax and a WITCH HUNT! NO COLLUSION" (Mueller probs coordinated with the FBI to get Stone's rear end)
  • "CNN is Fake News" (They literally filmed when the FBI grabbed Stone)
  • "Now that the shutdown is ongoing, the FBI cannot touch me!" (The FBI probably loathe Trump and Stone so much that they basically got Stone arrested without pay)
And Seth ending with a punchline that'd normally be a run-of-the-mill silly exaggeration is all the funnier: The only way it'd be more humiliating is if Mueller celebrated by eating a Happy Meal at McDonalds on a date with Stormy.

e:beaten like a chump. :negative:

Wark Say has issued a correction as of 19:09 on Jan 29, 2019

FiftyFour
Jan 26, 2006
Tosspot
Despite being from the UK I'd like to reassure you all that one of the myriad great things about living in Hanoi is seeing the occasional "gently caress John McCain" monument.

Edit: Vietnamese characters in links don't work, it seems. Search wiki for Truc Bach Lake, I assume you already know about the Hanoi Hilton.

FiftyFour has issued a correction as of 16:33 on Jan 30, 2019

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Sick burn


https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/st...pagenumber%3D17

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Freshman TX rep getting dunked on. Tried to callout "Harvard prof" but doesn't realize she used to be #2 at DHS.

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1091384334366507011?s=20

That Works has issued a correction as of 15:13 on Feb 2, 2019

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

That Works posted:

Freshman TX rep getting dunked on. Tried to callout "Harvard prof" but doesn't realize she used to be #2 at DHS.

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1091384334366507011?s=20

Having a hard time understanding if this is pro or anti wall

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

ScrubLeague posted:

Having a hard time understanding if this is pro or anti wall

It was stopped at a port of entry so it was never going to encounter The Wall.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Yeah, the point they’re making is that a wall is useless because the vast majority of drugs and illegal immigrants come from legitimate points of entry instead of sneaking through the desert and climbing fences.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Her reply might help

https://twitter.com/juliettekayyem/status/1091385184199548929?s=20

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

pirate man is incredibly bad at twitter lol

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Julitte Kayyem kicks rear end. I love listening to her weekly appearances on Boston Public Radio.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, the point they’re making is that a wall is useless because the vast majority of drugs and illegal immigrants come from legitimate points of entry instead of sneaking through the desert and climbing fences.

the ones they catch! with a wall everything would have to go through a POE, where it would certainly be detected. #MAGA

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Governor of Virginia having a pretty normal press conference today

(Backstory was this came out, not in his high school year book but his MED SCHOOL yearbook)

https://twitter.com/JahNestaWailer/status/1091688056271265794




Zyla posted:



is he trying to shoot the moon???

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Neo Confederates decide to have a big racism celebration at stone moutnain, then pussied out when swole antifa supersoldiers showed up

https://mobile.twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1091732851152863233

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Agean90 posted:

Neo Confederates decide to have a big racism celebration at stone moutnain, then pussied out when swole antifa supersoldiers showed up

https://mobile.twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1091732851152863233

:vince:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Agean90 posted:

Neo Confederates decide to have a big racism celebration at stone moutnain, then pussied out when swole antifa supersoldiers showed up

https://mobile.twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1091732851152863233

gently caress yeah

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Agean90 posted:

Neo Confederates decide to have a big racism celebration at stone moutnain, then pussied out when swole antifa supersoldiers showed up

https://mobile.twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1091732851152863233

The right realizing that the actual left is just as pro-gun as they are is always :kiss:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

From the dem primary thread courtesy of WhiskeyJuvenile

https://twitter.com/smarxist_/status/1092342448397922304

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Shageletic posted:

From the dem primary thread courtesy of WhiskeyJuvenile

https://twitter.com/smarxist_/status/1092342448397922304

loving amazing

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Shageletic posted:

From the dem primary thread courtesy of WhiskeyJuvenile

https://twitter.com/smarxist_/status/1092342448397922304

For a moment, I thought that was THE Action Bronson. I am disappointed that it isn't.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1092525651217633280

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


Astonishing

The fact that Americans overwhelmingly support Sen. Warren and the AOC's tax initiatives for higher rates for richers is causing a panic on bullshit mountain

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