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Fruity20
Jul 28, 2018

Do you believe in magic, Tenno?

gmc9987 posted:

FWIW I appealed all 9 of my posts and they retracted the claims within 24 hours. It's still a really stupid policy and much less useful than, oh, I don't know, dealing with any of these other issues on their site: nazis, pornbots, serial harassers...

Like, any of the other complaints that have ever been leveled against Tumblr should have been higher priority than "using a bot to ban all nudity."


not gonna comment on the former but for the latter: tumblr is lazy. if they actually hired decent coders this whole fiasco could have been mostly avoided. Even then, what about deviantart? until you realize they get funding through premium and various other alternatives.

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FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
What is a shitpost but a poem to console the churning beast we all build

Why call it a shitpost? are we so hard on out minor actions, that we can't even fart with our mouths

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



gmc9987 posted:

FWIW I appealed all 9 of my posts and they retracted the claims within 24 hours. It's still a really stupid policy and much less useful than, oh, I don't know, dealing with any of these other issues on their site: nazis, pornbots, serial harassers...

Like, any of the other complaints that have ever been leveled against Tumblr should have been higher priority than "using a bot to ban all nudity."

Nazis bring traffic, serial harassers don't impact traffic, and pornbots were the only thing Tumblr wanted to shut down to keep the app on android+apple phones (as it was removed for a little while because of so much porn). Tumblr does not give a single poo poo about the health of the website, as long as they keep getting traffic so advertisers can keep advertising. Oh, and many advertisers won't put their ads up on sites that have boobs, so that was another reason for Tumblr to remove them.

Then, because they are very smart, instead of hiring a handful of moderators to go through, they wrote a garbage bot that rampages through the website slashing and burning as it goes.

Edit: Oh, and the best part is, it has done next to nothing to actually curb the pornbots, as they operate faster than the no-titty bot.

Fashionable Jorts fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jan 25, 2019

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
is it egotistical to address a love letter to one's own rear end

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
How can you love any other rear end if you don't first love yours?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
if its a good rear end then no i dont think so

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

pikachode posted:

is it egotistical to address a love letter to one's own rear end

Your rear end might like it, but he'd only be able to respond by braying and eating all the oats in the silo

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich

FunkyAl posted:

Your rear end might like it, but he'd only be able to respond by braying and eating all the oats in the silo
actually if we're going down this road, now is the time to publically announce i'm starting a donkey rescue irl

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

pikachode posted:

is it egotistical to address a love letter to one's own rear end
there is no difference between what is right and what is necessary

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

pikachode posted:

actually if we're going down this road, now is the time to publically announce i'm starting a donkey rescue irl

That's very sweet! Tell about the local donkey community and its struggles

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich

FunkyAl posted:

That's very sweet! Tell about the local donkey community and its struggles
people buy them as livestock guardians or just because they're cute, and don't understand their needs! we have a big feral donkey population, and thousands more that technically aren't feral but are just not being kept in the luxury that donkeys deserve, and in fact demand

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
Feral Donkeys is such a badass concept.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

pikachode posted:

people buy them as livestock guardians or just because they're cute, and don't understand their needs! we have a big feral donkey population, and thousands more that technically aren't feral but are just not being kept in the luxury that donkeys deserve, and in fact demand

Hawaii?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

rear end Island i think

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
Wildlife enclosure on the African savannah, neighboring some elephants

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

FunkyAl posted:

Wildlife enclosure on the African savannah, neighboring some elephants

Not even close!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

alex I'll take what is rear end for $1000 please

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
australia lol. i'll also be working with feral goats, which after three hundred years in the wild have evolved into twisted satan beasts now considered their own separate subspecies of capri. my central tenet is that i will never slay an animal or cause an animal to die by my conservation actions, so i will negotiate with them instead

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
I want to hug and draw the satan beasts.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
Australia's ecology must be crazier than poo poo! Multiple strains of competing invasive species...In your opinion what new species should invade australia to settle the score.

Australian art's cool also, aboriginal art philosophy is very cool. Sidney Nolan is also very good.

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich

FunkyAl posted:

Australia's ecology must be crazier than poo poo! Multiple strains of competing invasive species...In your opinion what new species should invade australia to settle the score.

Australian art's cool also, aboriginal art philosophy is very cool. Sidney Nolan is also very good.
aboriginal art rules, if you ever come to australia you should try to visit the inland and get to an indigenous-run art gallery so they can explain some of the art to you in person, it's so fascinating once they teach you a few motifs and then you can see them popping up in paintings from all over the continent

australian ecology is in a tragic state, the combination of habitat destruction and onslaughts of feral species have all our sweet marsupials teetering on the brink. :smith: right now our big feral problems are cats, dogs, foxes, goats, deer, horses, donkeys, camels, carp, cane toads, red-eared slider turtles and various species of bird. cane toads started out in the north but have migrated southward with global warming - it was just announced today that the first one has been found in my town! (it killed someone's pug :() if i was going to pick a new feral i would probably go with hyaenas, to thin out the ungulates, or some sort of chamois

Fruity20
Jul 28, 2018

Do you believe in magic, Tenno?

pikachode posted:

aboriginal art rules, if you ever come to australia you should try to visit the inland and get to an indigenous-run art gallery so they can explain some of the art to you in person, it's so fascinating once they teach you a few motifs and then you can see them popping up in paintings from all over the continent

australian ecology is in a tragic state, the combination of habitat destruction and onslaughts of feral species have all our sweet marsupials teetering on the brink. :smith: right now our big feral problems are cats, dogs, foxes, goats, deer, horses, donkeys, camels, carp, cane toads, red-eared slider turtles and various species of bird. cane toads started out in the north but have migrated southward with global warming - it was just announced today that the first one has been found in my town! (it killed someone's pug :() if i was going to pick a new feral i would probably go with hyaenas, to thin out the ungulates, or some sort of chamois

this is why i sometimes hate people. who thought it was a good idea to "by accident" introduce some animals only for them to outcompete the native species and nearly turn australia to 100% desert. goes to show my outlook on life. but ey, look at the bright side, once this eras over, life starts again before getting engulfed by the sun.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

pikachode posted:

aboriginal art rules, if you ever come to australia you should try to visit the inland and get to an indigenous-run art gallery so they can explain some of the art to you in person, it's so fascinating once they teach you a few motifs and then you can see them popping up in paintings from all over the continent

australian ecology is in a tragic state, the combination of habitat destruction and onslaughts of feral species have all our sweet marsupials teetering on the brink. :smith: right now our big feral problems are cats, dogs, foxes, goats, deer, horses, donkeys, camels, carp, cane toads, red-eared slider turtles and various species of bird. cane toads started out in the north but have migrated southward with global warming - it was just announced today that the first one has been found in my town! (it killed someone's pug :() if i was going to pick a new feral i would probably go with hyaenas, to thin out the ungulates, or some sort of chamois

Thats too bad about the pug...how big do the toads get? I know the cats get huge. I'd also heard about massive kangaroo death, that sounds awful! In my ignorance of the problem I hope camels will thrive in the long term. Those are good picks and possibly even advisable to introduce together, but only if some kind of impassable event horizon occurs. Again though don't ask me ask an official. I am sorry about the land.

FunkyAl fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jan 30, 2019

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









iirc the toads are poisonous, the dog may have tried to eat one

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
That makes more sense than a very big frog.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




gently caress Seb, you ruined a beautiful image in my head there.

Pugs are p small, right, it could just have been a real big frog.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Cane toads are definitely poisonous and are infamous for fatally poisoning pets that try to eat them. They're also like six inches long and crazy fat, and Wikipedia says they're the world's biggest toads, which I believe.

Basically, cane toads are one of God's most wretched creations, and I have a certain perverse respect for them, probably because I've never been on the same continent as one.

EDIT: poo poo, wait, Wikipedia says they range as far north as south Texas? BRB, buying shotgun to protect myself from cane toads

Antivehicular fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Jan 31, 2019

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
yeah the problem with cane toads isn't that they prey on other fauna (they do, but obviously only stuff smaller than them) but they're so poisonous that meeting one's gaze can kill a rottweiler at twenty paces

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
i'm trying to get into training native fauna not to eat the toads or to only eat the non-poisonous parts (the guts aren't poisonous). black kites and crows have already figured it out for themselves, and researchers have also had some success with quolls (pictured below)

pikachode fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Feb 3, 2019

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









This documentary is incredible

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




pikachode posted:

i'm trying to get into training native fauna not to eat the toads or to only eat the non-poisonous parts (the guts aren't poisonous). black kites and crows have already figured it out for themselves, and researchers have also had some success with quolls (pictured below)



Those are adorable, they look like pokemon! :3:

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Don't lick the cane toads. I have heard Colorado river toads are better.

How the gently caress do people draw straight lines? I realize this is a stupid question, but I recently have been doing some precise drawing and lining with markers and it's not easy. I am used to a more sketchy approach with paint and colored pencil. Are there any tricks to drawing a straight line in one shot? Or do I just have to practice drawing straight lines for a month?

The world is lucky I'm not a tattooer.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
move with your arm, not with your wrist

gmc9987
Jul 25, 2007
Also feel free to use a ruler or straightedge, anything longer than 3 or 4 inches on paper and I go for the ruler. Same with circles, I go straight for the compass if I need actual technical accuracy in a drawing.

Also it seems unintuitive but if you're going to do a straight/non-wobbly line freehand, it's best to do it faster rather than slower.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


The starter exercises on http://drawabox.com/ are good for practicing straight lines, as well as the box drawing exercises after that. One solid afternoon should be enough to be able to eyeball a line straight enough to be getting on with.

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
Consider never drawing a straight line again in your life and calling it your style. Need to draw a house? Weird fishlens camera time! Need to design architecture? Living amongst the elves in the treeeees! Character holding a spear? It's a scythe now, or possibly a whip, deal with it.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Ok, in that case, how do I draw clean curve lines?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









just try and draw a straight line

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
Straight lines and perfect curves are the oppression of Academic Art, embrace imperfection and fight the system!

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pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
draw straight lines over and over again until you pass away

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