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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

He's like a less realistic Pavel Petel.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A mix-up in similar names led to a woman accidentally disconnecting life support for a man who wasn't her brother.

quote:

As for her real brother, still in jail, Powell says when she told him what had happened, he said, “You were going to kill me?”

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/selina_cheng/status/1091916621751304192

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

New Elder Scrolls character generator looking good.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

yes, great PR, love to have people associate my potato chips with exploding in your mouth

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice
They're leading the charge on the Great War for flavor. Do not try their Mustard chips, though. They give you gas.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This thread took a wrong turn in Sarajevo, would you go into the delicatessen shop and ask for directions?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Folks, you know how, in video games, right, you have a character you play as? And in some games, right, you can change that character’s appearance? Like Elder Scrolls, or, or Mass Effect or whatever? And if you wanted you could make some really uh you know really strange looking people? If you choose to max out the sliders or choose clashing color schemes or something. And uh I’m sure you’ve noticed that this gentlemen is rather odd looking himself right? Well, here’s something I noticed, here’s a thought I had,

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BurrardStreetJ/status/1092168307795361792

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Are French potatoes particularly prestigious

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Phlegmish posted:

Are French potatoes particularly prestigious

Possibly, pending potential panic post powder-keg pop-off

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phlegmish posted:

Are French potatoes particularly prestigious

They won’t kill your baby.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

Are French potatoes particularly prestigious

Did you ever see a place serve China Fries?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Tunicate posted:

Did you ever see a place serve China Fries?

You'll find that Freedom Fries™ are made in China and just renamed for the domestic US market.

FortMan
Jan 10, 2012

Viva Romanesco!

You gotta read the BBC's take on it. At least for the glorious pun.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


quote:

He added that the device was defused using a "high-pressure water firing technique".

that sounds so cool, pity there's no video. pisstape is real

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

If they don’t have any snowplows, road sand, etc., that makes sense. Weird as it seems to us in high-snow areas.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Thousands of snowflakes! Thousands!

edit: and there are tens of cars on the road!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
So much for the tolerant left.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Identity theft? Where the gently caress did he expect to find someone who didn't know George Michael was dead?

Also that BBC grenade potato article pun is *kisses fingers chefishly*

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I can't find it on YouTube, but there's a scene in an old Cheech & Chong movie with an exploding potato described as a bombe de terre.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
Hahaha



https://twitter.com/gojiraTimelord/status/1091681202455699457

(edited to directly post image since twitter's embeds are hot garbage)

Farmdizzle has a new favorite as of 10:48 on Feb 4, 2019

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Autopsy: Man found in Smokies died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear

knoxnews posted:

After searchers found an adult black bear scavenging the body, the animal stayed in the area and exhibited aggressive behavior for hours.

Was... Was that bear tweaking?

Also lol

knoxnews posted:

According to the report, Hill initially had to be identified through his personal belongings and tattoos, which included a skull and crossbones with the inscription "AC/DC," and a Confederate battle flag bearing the words, "IT'S A REDNEK THING!"

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

AlbieQuirky posted:

If they don’t have any snowplows, road sand, etc., that makes sense. Weird as it seems to us in high-snow areas.

It's a parody website. While Vancouver is much warmer than the rest of Canada in winter, they do get heavy snowfalls often enough.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Patrick Spens posted:

It's a parody website. While Vancouver is much warmer than the rest of Canada in winter, they do get heavy snowfalls often enough.

Yeah, and every few years there will be like 2 inches at once and the city does shut down for a couple days because absolutely no one has snow tires. But they don't declare a state of emergency over it, lol. The schools close, some bus routes are down, and a good number of private businesses shut their doors for a day or two. No biggie.

Had a day like that when I was at SFU and it was hilarious going up on the bus the next day and seeing all the cars that had been abandoned on the side of the road all the way up Burnaby mountain. They gave it the old college try, but few people could beat 2 inches of snow plus a slight incline.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Patrick Spens posted:

It's a parody website. While Vancouver is much warmer than the rest of Canada in winter, they do get heavy snowfalls often enough.

Thank you! The idiot is me. :negative:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1092792723738890240

Now we know where Morally Inept went.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Bill Cosby is pretending to be Dr. Huxtable in prison.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Well if that’s what he’s into, sure, why not?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Prescient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrN2LCJRES4

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Well if they're using it right it should be fine for the purpose

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

jojoinnit posted:

Well if they're using it right it should be fine for the purpose

Proof that it's not the size that counts.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

wasn't giving prescriptions what got him in there

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Dr. Huxtable was an OBGYN though. How many pregnant inmates is he housed with?
Also I just realised a pussy grabber played a pussy grabber OMG.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

CheesyDog posted:

wasn't giving prescriptions what got him in there

That was offlabel use

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Turn on your monitor?

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Stairs posted:

Dr. Huxtable was an OBGYN though. How many pregnant inmates is he housed with?
Also I just realised a pussy grabber played a pussy grabber OMG.

Speaking of pussy grabbing:

https://twitter.com/CPW_NE/status/1092794804658876417

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