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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Blast Fantasto posted:

WHERE’S rear end

Same place Dean is about to be

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Intruder posted:

He's neither in DX nor a tag team champ

He threatened to start another minor league promotion.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh my god

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

someone please tell Elias to run in from the crowd and smash these two with a guitar

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

“Thanks I hate it” in live form.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
oh no your other drunk uncle showed up

now they're gonna possibly say something very stupid and piss everyone off

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I wonder who pitched the idea of turning Elias heel to feud with face Jeff Jarrett, because that person should be fired into the sun

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
theyre doing it again

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
This is loving awful and the segment just started

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



This is somehow worse than i thought it would be.

2019 jeff jarrett is gonna be a ratings mover lets put him on raw against elias.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bring back debra

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Godinster posted:

christ, they couldn't get him a better shirt?



These are expensive.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Push El Burrito posted:

Look at this chubby guy yell at me.

we're not talking about porn stars anymore

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I hope there's like 20 geetars under the ring and Elias el kabongs these two with all of them

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
has he learned his own song yet

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lmao they were out of ideas to get Elias more over and instead of main eventing him or giving him a belt, they chose this

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Professor Funk posted:

I wonder who pitched the idea of turning Elias heel to feud with face Jeff Jarrett, because that person should be fired into the sun

vince would just somehow steal all the heat from the sun then tho

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



That mute button on DirectvNow works real loving good.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


DoctorGonzo posted:

bring back debra

I pick you up late at night after work
I said "lady, step inside my Hyundai"
I'm gonna take you up to Glendale
Gonna take you for a real good meal
Cause when our eyes did meet
Girl you know I was packin' heat
Ain't no use in wastin' no time gettin' to know each other
You know the deal
Cause only you got a thing
That I just got to get with
I want to get with you
And your sister
I think her name's Debra

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
These guys didn't sing this as much in 95 as they do now

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Yikes

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
i had 30+ people over for the super bowl last night and the 25 who didn't watch wrestling were CAPTIVATED by halftime heat. i had to actively convince them to not even bother trying to watch RAW for reasons like this.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

What percentage of the audience do you think actually knows about With My Baby Tonight in the first place

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Remember that the report is that if Elias doesn't get over in this segment, he is going to be buried. :v:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



shots fired at road dogg's shitdick booking

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
this is a test to see if elias is skilled enough to pull this poo poo out of the sewer

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
cheap heat!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



God drat Elias is good on the mic.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

lmfao "shouldn't you be on Smack Down tanking their ratings?"

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
I thought Elias was face now

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I feel like this is WWE’s emotional punishment of JJ. To make sure modern audiences only remember him for the garbage song

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The Elias reheel turn out of nowhere is the weirdest drat thing...well except for the Rusev one.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Godinster posted:

I thought Elias was face now

Turned heel specifically to feud with JJ

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lmao elias doing his best to save this

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....Elias is supposed to be a heel here, right?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Thats quality heeling! :discourse:

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
jesus stop burying your own shows you dumb fucks

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Elias is great

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
In the immortal words of one of my greatest rivalries....

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



road dogg please don't tell people to suck your old man dick

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