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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

stab posted:

In the immortal words of one of my greatest rivalries....

"i broke a thousand guitars and never drew a dime"

hey that might work for elias!

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Abroham Lincoln posted:

road dogg please don't tell people to suck your old man dick

technically the crowd was requesting that their dicks be sucked

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Elias flees from two lumpy old men

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Liam Neeson isn't used to being murderous with that much white around him.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
put the shirt back on Jeff

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Shima Honnou posted:

technically the crowd was requesting that their dicks be sucked

there's no way road dogg can suck that many dicks in 3 hours either!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



This is bad. They've done a bad job with this.


also, Liam Neeson's new movie might experience some trouble

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



The match just started. Cut to a commercial so no one has to watch this poo poo.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Dias posted:

"i broke a thousand guitars and never drew a dime"

hey that might work for elias!

The best part is i completely blanked on his feud with Razor.

Double J, absolutely forgettable

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Abroham Lincoln posted:

there's no way road dogg can suck that many dicks in 3 hours either!

*insert silicon valley reference here*

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Neodoomium posted:

This is bad. They've done a bad job with this.

But enough about Liam Neeson's idea of promoting his new movie

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

tecnocrat posted:

The match just started. Cut to a commercial so no one has to watch this poo poo.

EVERY TIME

Every time the fuckin' match fuckin' starts and they cut to commercial

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

road dogg please don't tell people to suck your old man dick

Well if you ain't down to suck it, then you can suck it!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Jerusalem posted:

Well if you ain't down to suck it, then you can suck it!

is road dogg's dick the genitalia equivalent to stone cold's beers

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Dias posted:

EVERY TIME

Every time the fuckin' match fuckin' starts and they cut to commercial

Making the segment a combination of self-burial and nostalgia that nobody actually likes was a brilliant lead in though

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

It’s a shame Elias is dead.

Also did voodoo donuts pay for that plug or what? They’re so bad.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


What have I missed on Monday night raw

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Fat Lowtax posted:

What have I missed on Monday night raw

incompetence

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fat Lowtax posted:

What have I missed on Monday night raw

Kurt Angle was challenged to a match where he had to retire unless he could suck his own dick and now he has a 10 year contract.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Fat Lowtax posted:

What have I missed on Monday night raw

Car based female tag teams and lovely country music. RASSLING!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Abroham Lincoln posted:

there's no way road dogg can suck that many dicks in 3 hours either!

this is why he isnt in the running for champ of porn stars

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jarrett's saggy dad bod somehow looks better without his stupid straps

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

Jarrett's saggy dad bod somehow looks better without his stupid straps

that's because that outfit is so atrocious, it'd make finn look unattractive

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Cole making Letterkenny references? Give your balls a tug.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fat Lowtax posted:

What have I missed on Monday night raw

- Becky attacked Stephanie
- Ronda beat up 2/3rd of the Riott Squad
- People can watch tv at a sensible angle now
- The Revival are getting another tag title shot
- Zack and Curt are determined not to be losers
- Kurt Angle almost retired, now he and BRAUN! are main eventing against Drew and Corbin tonight
- Bayley defeated (almost singlehandledly) Alicia Fox and Nikki Cross after her and Sasha were jumped before their match
- Apollo is gonna fight Rezar at some point

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
it looks way better with no straps, because do you really wanna see his fat trying to spill out around the straps.

again, i mean

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I hope the match ends with Elias pulling a guitar out of thin air like a Takashi Miike movie

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Blast Fantasto posted:

I feel like this is WWE’s emotional punishment of JJ. To make sure modern audiences only remember him for the garbage song

as opposed to his other glowing accomplishments such as

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I liked Elias smashing two old men with guitars last week. I don't like whatever this is.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

the escape goat posted:

Also did voodoo donuts pay for that plug or what? They’re so bad.

The donuts or the wrestlers?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Wow this match sucked.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

That pillow soft Drift Away for Jarrett.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

shiksa posted:

as opposed to his other glowing accomplishments such as

most guitars pointlessly broken

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Intruder posted:

Jarrett's saggy dad bod somehow looks better without his stupid straps

honestly, he looks pretty good given how old he is and the fact that he was in rehab kinda recently (right?)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
what the gently caress is this poo poo

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



As long as Dogg keeps getting the poo poo beat out of him, I can support this. While it's muted.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Professor Funk posted:

what the gently caress is this poo poo

monday night raw

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heel Elias gets cheered by the crowd, beats the face Jarrett clean, gets jumped from behind by face Road Dogg. Gets attacked by a guitar from behind by face Jarrett.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Professor Funk posted:

what the gently caress is this poo poo

a bottom of the barrel nostalgia act

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the guitar didnt break

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