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Some Guy TT posted:also why did they name burrito platters after jane goodall and john lennon and george orwell
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That menu reminded me of a place I used to live by http://burritounion.com/ I recommend the fat capitalist. That same company also owns a dance club type place called the red star that is probably the closest thing you'll get to a gay bar in that town.
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Does this poo poo actually translate to increased sales? Who the gently caress is going to buy sunny d because "they're depressed just like me"
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junk food trying to make me less depressed seems to misunderstand why I eat junk food lol
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Does this poo poo actually translate to increased sales? Who the gently caress is going to buy sunny d because "they're depressed just like me" You're talking about Sunny D right now, and now I'm thinking about Sunny D. They accomplished what they set out to do.
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Does this poo poo actually translate to increased sales? Who the gently caress is going to buy sunny d because "they're depressed just like me" it gets them attention
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the sunnyd tweet wasn't a cry for help it was just about the super bowl lol
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It's just this https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/242303672569188354
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Does this poo poo actually translate to increased sales? Who the gently caress is going to buy sunny d because "they're depressed just like me" the people who write the tweets are young, not paid all that well, and forced to spend all day on twitter to make a living. it's not the brand posting the cries for help
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It's okay, Piers. I want you to die, too.
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General Dog posted:You're talking about Sunny D right now, and now I'm thinking about Sunny D. They accomplished what they set out to do. True, but how does that translate to more sales? I'm not going to buy their orange flavored chalk water just because I remember they exist.
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Feb 4, 2019 21:28
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Has anyone said Sunny Despair yet?
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:True, but how does that translate to more sales? I'm not going to buy their orange flavored chalk water just because I remember they exist. I don't know, but the conventional wisdom of the past 50 years of advertising says yes. That might be bullshit that the marketing firms have just sold multiple generations of clients on though, I have no idea.
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Feb 4, 2019 21:34
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It unironically would appeal to a lot of millenials and gen z.
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It says a lot about our society that the biggest recurring joke among young people is "I'm so loving depressed lol."
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Retromancer posted:Has anyone said Sunny Despair yet? That made me think that they really should have coupled the tweet with this pic 
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it gets Engagements which are like manna from heaven for advertisers. compare the level of detail of the analytics twitter spits out which tells you how many people looked at your tweet and how many clicked on it and which demographics they were compared to the best they could do ten years ago which was to buy an ad on a commercial on tv then wait a few weeks for nielsen to guesstimate how many people watched that show and you have no idea if any of them paid attention to your commercial or went to go get a snack instead. or you'd have to run some extremely expensive survey to see if people are aware of your ad campaign
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Movie genius, absent-mindedly nibbling lead paint chips dipped in paste: I'll cast a non-actor in the leading role
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They used to run those survey campaigns in malls and idk if you knew someone who worked for those mall kiosks, but the people who worked there were usually explicitly told to just fill out fake surveys to get their numbers up. It's actually insanely funny how nonsense all marketing was before the internet, to the extent that a lot of ad-block-avoiding technologies don't take off specifically because they can't provide solid data about the user who viewed the ad (I can force you to see an ad by burying it in my content delivery pipe, but I can't force you to provide any analytics about it from your browser). Advertisers don't give a gently caress if ad block users don't see their ads, because they don't pay for ads that aren't served.
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Retromancer posted:It says a lot about our society that the biggest recurring joke among young people is "I'm so loving depressed lol." I'm curious to see what happens when that joke gets old.
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You fuckers talk poo poo about They Live? I'll let my main man Slavoj talk some sense into you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwKjGbz60k
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:True, but how does that translate to more sales? I'm not going to buy their orange flavored chalk water just because I remember they exist.
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i dont know if the brands posting on social media "works on millenials" is an indictment of our being dumb and gullible so much as it is a recognition of the fact that people under 40 arent exposed to ads in the traditional mediums because they dont watch tv
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hackbunny posted:Movie genius, absent-mindedly nibbling lead paint chips dipped in paste: I'll cast a non-actor in the leading role This isn't the "Hot Takes" thread
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That's a good point, but he was specifically referring to people who find brands "relatable". It used to be worth a giggle to imagine a lady doing laundry secretly having a thing for Mr. Clean, but now there's people who consider companies and products to be part of their identity and that's just straight-up poison. Like, it'd be a little weird if your gf said that she's "a part of the Kotex army" and then you found out she tweeted at them all the time. Or when guys who style their beards with aggressively-marketed products are pretty much like George Clooney going "I'm a Dapper Dan Man!"
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Like, imagine that weeb doing the unboxing video where he doesn't recognize what movie the Akira shirt is from. Forever. fe. His brand isn't "Akira", it's "Anime (everything about it)"
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tbh a lot of people trying to champion woke brands or the right fandoms can be chalked up to humans needing to find new structures for traditions and morals and in-groups now that religion is having a harder time being that for people unfortunately most of our options are just about squeezing money out of us
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Brother Entropy posted:tbh a lot of people trying to champion woke brands or the right fandoms can be chalked up to humans needing to find new structures for traditions and morals and in-groups now that religion is having a harder time being that for people If that's all religion ever was to them, we're not missing much. May they all go broke*. *in some way that doesn't include giving their brands all their money and that leads them to discover more meaningful relationships.
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If you, like @sunnydelight was yesterday, feel like giving up, here are some tips: --be realistic about what you can do --speak w/loved ones who will help break you from negative self-talk --give yourself an incentive for finishing --remember the "why" of your "this" https://t.co/76mgKGIfl9 — Little Debbie (@LittleDebbie) February 4, 2019
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hackbunny posted:Movie genius, absent-mindedly nibbling lead paint chips dipped in paste: I'll cast a non-actor in the leading role Wrestling is acting bitch
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Shear Modulus posted:If you, like @sunnydelight was yesterday, feel like giving up, here are some tips: thanks little debbie. i will eat a box of cosmic brownies and call it self-care in your honor.
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this faux-therapeutic language just makes me feel drinking alone has more dignity
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it's okay just consume
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feel bad? consume feel good? consume feel? consume f? CONSUME ? CONSUME ????? C O N S U M E
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