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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > TRUMP: Art of the Deal forbidden under Juche
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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
wooooo

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

 wait the state of the union is today? i'm so unprepared

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

 sesh
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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

CODChimera posted:

wait the state of the union is today? i'm so unprepared

spoiler: its bad.

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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Mayor Dave posted:

Let the bodies build the wall
Let the bodies build the wall

lol

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

CODChimera posted:

wait the state of the union is today? i'm so unprepared

here let me prepare u

TREEEEOOOMPPPP

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

ASenileAnimal posted:

spoiler: its bad.

You take that back!

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/CBP/status/1092781140778340355?s=20

lmao, its just fuckin flowing in like water

hosed up that the caravan is walking to America and pushing drug cars with them

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
i can't feel my face

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



 Man, we're just blazin' through these pages :v:

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Elephanthead posted:

You take that back!

would you prefer sad(sick)

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

SardonicTyrant posted:

Man, we're just blazin' through these pages :v:

Day Crew does not get this post.

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Billzasilver posted:

hosed up that the caravan is walking to America and pushing drug cars with them

The cars go left and right then they make a turn and they're across the border, not good folks

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Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


 marijuana page

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

CODChimera posted:

wait the state of the union is today? i'm so unprepared

hello mr president, don’t worry we have it all taken care of for you

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TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
posting on the drug page

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*cop ripping out bags of coke and heroin like it's nothing*

*cop comes across another white substance*

*cop starts shaking uncontrollably*

*cop arm deep in a bumper*

*cop gets thrown out of the bumper as white fetanyl powder spews forth and starts just covering everything*

*cop boss screams out* WE STRUCK WHITE GOLD *flips media switch*

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
:350: sesh

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
S T A T E O F T H E S E S H

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

LawfulWaffle posted:

You can say a lot of things about Trump but one constant truth is that he is a passionate, consummate lover who relishes the female form and believes that time spent exploring a lover's body is the only thing more valuable than money.

Let me paint you a small picture. You're laying in the softest bed you've ever experienced, content and barely clothed. Beside you is our strong, handsome father-president. His head is propped up on a pillow next to you. He's facing you and you can see the faintest bit of orange on the pillow cover from where is tan is transferring. The folds of his neck and face have bunched together and reminds you a warm, cheesy dish, but you can tell he's smiling. His small, strong hands are tracing up and down your torso, his stubby fingers making gentle trails around your navel and breasts. He takes your hand and places it on his stomach, your fingers naturally pushing through his silver body hair and poking into his myriad curves. You catch his eye and see a little glimmer in them. "Again?" he asks.
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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

SardonicTyrant posted:

Man, we're just blazin' through these pages :v:

pretty sure the state of the union requires you to be blazed

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Siljmonster posted:

*cop ripping out bags of coke and heroin like it's nothing*

*cop comes across another white substance*

*cop starts shaking uncontrollably*

*cop arm deep in a bumper*

*cop gets thrown out of the bumper as white fetanyl powder spews forth and starts just covering everything*

*cop boss screams out* WE STRUCK WHITE GOLD *flips media switch*

lol if that happened all the cops would be dead

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:

emfive posted:

He's got a point there are centuries of cordiality between Christians and Jews

Yeah Jews and Muslims know exactly what happens when the Christ kissers get uppity

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
build the wall with mobile dolls

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


 am I late for drugs

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pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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This fuckin guy

https://twitter.com/SpeakerBoehner/status/1074443604435877889

(posting him for the weed page)

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

TotalHell posted:

am I late for drugs

It's never too late to drugs

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
all i need is God, Gundams, and TRUMP

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Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

 https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1092791715256324096
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1092792219201912832

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
 i'm glad i had my drug days before they started lacing things with loving fentanyl

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a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Durgs

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

pushpins posted:

This fuckin guy

https://twitter.com/SpeakerBoehner/status/1074443604435877889

(posting him for the weed page)
literally a weed lord

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

TotalHell posted:

am I late for drugs

no but buckle up though because its going to be a rough one

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

pushpins posted:

This fuckin guy

https://twitter.com/SpeakerBoehner/status/1074443604435877889

(posting him for the weed page)

eat the rich

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1092793717533093888

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

pushpins posted:

This fuckin guy

https://twitter.com/SpeakerBoehner/status/1074443604435877889

(posting him for the weed page)

can't believe this rear end in a top hat is gonna make millions off the legal weed industry when it becomes legal

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

pushpins posted:

This fuckin guy

https://twitter.com/SpeakerBoehner/status/1074443604435877889

(posting him for the weed page)

Bonerland

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/kimjnews/status/1092537037562040321

https://twitter.com/CubsDraftPicks/status/1092592625117470720?s=20

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

DORLAN TUMM is expected to reach across the aisle tonight by *checks notes* building the wall out of our troops

if the sotu is just act iii scene i of henry v.......im cool w that

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 Lol

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