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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Yeah we're DINK and should have been in the 1st year to actually itemize taxes for the 1st time ever and lol no not anymore. High state tax blue state also so we are probably fairly boned despite already setting a pretty drat high withholding before the law changed.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
dont worry though all your 401ks are doing great because workers are still getting massively hosed :dukedog:

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Got secret married last year cuz we didnt want to wait till our wedding this summer to reap delicious tax benefits.

Of course it isnt going to be substantial. $1000 difference at most.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
My taxes were pretty boring. $0 owed, $0 due.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


facialimpediment posted:

Y'all have been good little Gipper's, so here's a video of Patriots fans beating each other up.

https://twitter.com/Listen2TheBeatt/status/1092848911545520128?s=19

Unfortunately, a meteor doesn't fall on the whole group, but we can dream.

I'm the PBR on the sidewalk.

I'm the guy yelling "Knyawked dawn, again!"

EDIT: Tax chat, I got married as well last year. Our refund was about 1500. My wife does weird things with her withholding, I do not, so it was more a less the same for her but it was 1300 larger than my usual refund the past couple of years.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Feb 5, 2019

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



facialimpediment posted:

Y'all have been good little Gipper's, so here's a video of Patriots fans beating each other up.

https://twitter.com/Listen2TheBeatt/status/1092848911545520128?s=19

Unfortunately, a meteor doesn't fall on the whole group, but we can dream.

I'm the PBR on the sidewalk.

im the holy cross sticker on the car.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

facialimpediment posted:

Y'all have been good little Gipper's, so here's a video of Patriots fans beating each other up.

https://twitter.com/Listen2TheBeatt/status/1092848911545520128?s=19

Unfortunately, a meteor doesn't fall on the whole group, but we can dream.

I'm the PBR on the sidewalk.

I'm the shoe

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
code:

1 2 4 S A L E M 

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Proud Christian Mom posted:

dont worry though all your 401ks are doing great because workers are still getting massively hosed :dukedog:

Maybe you can come give Prudential some tips because my 403b growth for last year was... -11.83%.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Stravag posted:

https://abc11.com/30-people-taken-into-custody-by-ice-at-sanford-company/5122017/

It still counts as buying American if the company employs shitloads of illegals right? Apparently the hr department is just turning over all the employee records to make it easier for dhs to find the immigrants

huh, so no free barrels this year I guess?

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dang, white t-shirt/track pants guy was not there to gently caress around


e[ Oh yea this is just out of town down here, no warming though, no sir :smugdon:

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/110400124/live-large-forest-fire-in-nelson-intensifies

Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Feb 6, 2019

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Cyks posted:

Maybe you can come give Prudential some tips because my 403b growth for last year was... -11.83%.

This is why you shouldn’t be in actively managed funds. Index funds all the way.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I don't even know what my balance is let alone what has changed. 6% of my pay goes there, 6% match. So I probably have like 50k by now. Doesn't really matter to me until I need to use it.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

FrozenVent posted:

This is why you shouldn’t be in actively managed funds. Index funds all the way.

FUN FACT: If Dirty Donny would have invested all the money his drunk daddy gave him into an index fund he would be a lot richer today but he tried using his brain by doing poo poo like investing upwards of 10% of his own money in new casinos and poo poo and well he's still rich so I don't know what I....gently caress the world :smith:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

But he's not the richest person ever, which is the worst thing that you can be as a rich person.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Everyone got their drink of choice for the orange goblin's state of the union address? poo poo will be good.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
i can't listen to him speak a single sentence sober, let alone a whole state of the union. The amount of alcohol I'd need to tolerate would leave me with the same recollection I'd get from not watching!

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

mods changed my name posted:

i can't listen to him speak a single sentence sober, let alone a whole state of the union

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I've never listened to him, not really.

I don't think I'm missing much.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I'm at work, although I'd rather be home. My co-worker is watching Tom and Jerry cartoons giggling like a idiot; and no he isn't stoned or drunk.

:smithicide:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I'll be taking a toke and going to bed, blissfully unaware of the prattle. Tomorrow morning I'll catch up on what he uttered while taking a dump.

Seems like a solid plan from here.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Reign Of Pain posted:

FUN FACT: If Dirty Donny would have invested all the money his drunk daddy gave him into an index fund he would be a lot richer today but he tried using his brain by doing poo poo like investing upwards of 10% of his own money in new casinos and poo poo and well he's still rich so I don't know what I....gently caress the world :smith:

Donald Trump is not happy. If you go through your life just trying to be happy, you'll end up more happy than that miserable fucker.

I'm watching college basketball instead of the state of the union. :shobon:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

mods changed my name posted:

i can't listen to him speak a single sentence sober, let alone a whole state of the union. The amount of alcohol I'd need to tolerate would leave me with the same recollection I'd get from not watching!

facialimpediment posted:

Donald Trump is not happy. If you go through your life just trying to be happy, you'll end up more happy than that miserable fucker.

I'm watching college basketball instead of the state of the union. :shobon:

I'm gonna watch cause I think there's a good chance that they're gonna throw rocks at him

e: gently caress I shoulda mailed Roger Stone's stones to everyone thats gonna be there except Keifer Sutherland so they could stone his orange rear end

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Feb 6, 2019

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I didn’t even know the SOTU was tonight. I can’t listen to this fucker for longer than the highlight video we will get from this so...

Enjoy to all those braver than I.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

colachute posted:

I didn’t even know the SOTU was tonight.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

colbert is live right after the speech so ill watch that and get the highlights

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm rolling a joint to smoke when I walk Frank during his Orangeness' oration of stupidity to own the libs. I don't want to be within striking distance of a tv with his face on it.

Probably gonna watch old episodes of cracked after hours if he's still rambling when I get back inside.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
honestly no one watching that poo poo would be about the only thing that narcissistic piece of poo poo would ever truly care about

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

colachute posted:

Enjoy to all those braver than I.

I watch the bloody thing every year, I think I'm going to peace out of this one.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

mods changed my name posted:

honestly no one watching that poo poo would be about the only thing that narcissistic piece of poo poo would ever truly care about

I mean it was literally the thing that made him surrender during the shutdown.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I don't want to be within striking distance of a tv with his face on it.



e: this is also freaking me out - ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE NICK CAGE


Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Feb 6, 2019

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I was hoping some of you poor bastards were gonna hand out the cliff notes after it was over.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

mods changed my name posted:

i can't listen to him speak a single sentence sober, let alone a whole state of the union. The amount of alcohol I'd need to tolerate would leave me with the same recollection I'd get from not watching!

Look! Ve are Tvins!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

low content live posting approved

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

im gonna go take a dump before donnie takes his

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I'm going to smoke a joint and watch This Old House. Let me know if he declares war on Canada live on TV.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Melania barely holding it together as a mountain of goo squints and peers over her left shoulder

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I hope he brings up 21 Savage and says we have a Canadian immigration problem and need a wall there too.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


He looks like poo poo; he looks like he normally does

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

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