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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Best trump.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Oh, hey, awesome that he took from Rush to call them the Democrat Party instead of Democratic. Cool cool

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

His voice sounds like he's been screaming a lot lately. Or crying.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
I've stayed up to watch it anyway, ugh. Oh god, buzz looks sad.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


America!

[claps for 30 seconds]

AMERICA!

[claps for 60 seconds]

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Clap stand sit clap stand sit

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I can't listen to the stupid piece of poo poo talk for more than a minute so I just read the highlights later.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nancy reminds me of a Professor reading and grading your paper while your presentation is going on

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


"We are considered the hottest economy anywhere," [citation needed]

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

our state of the union is lit

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Everyone getting their cardio tonight, I haven't seen this much standing applause since the old 1937 footage of stalin.

e: oh look, they're doing it again.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

God gently caress you Buzz

Should have been you instead of Neil.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
gently caress I forgot it was on...I was watching a movie about terrorists....I don't see any rocks....:mad:

e: whats Nancy eating? she wont stop chewing....if anyone says Donn'ys poo poo thats too low hanging fruit and you should punch yourself in the dick.


vvv wow she looks a bit hosed off vvv

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
take a look at the next president after trump wins again

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lol USMC general elbowing the Army general to clap

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

That's a lot of white women in white pantsuits.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I think Gen Dunford told the Army COS, "I think we need to clap for this" and DJT's sloppy blowjob of the military

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
This is the same speech he gave last year.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
My knees hurt watching them stand up over and over.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Why are all the ladies wearing white?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Reign Of Pain posted:

Why are all the ladies wearing white?

:what:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

"Nominees stuck in the Senate" uh Dogg you still control the Senate

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Man, I am sure they workshopped that phrase and it hit like a lead balloon

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

take a look at the next president after trump wins again



Such a memeable face

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

They've been getting hosed for a looooooong time.....why white

couple years any way

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Reign Of Pain posted:

They've been getting hosed for a looooooong time.....why white

it aint easy being white

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I don't want to alarm anyone but I think a Slenderman or perhaps a Thinman is in the chamber

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

Reign Of Pain posted:

They've been getting hosed for a looooooong time.....why white

couple years any way

Donnie is scared of period blood so they all have to wear white to prove there’s no threat

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
im trying to follow the sotu through the cspam trump thread and it seems like its alternating between U-S-A chants and standing ovations

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

MA-Horus posted:

God gently caress you Buzz

Should have been you instead of Neil.

I had heard/read that Buzz has been slowly losing his facilities since about 2014, but there's no one who really wants to step in and say "yeah, this dude isn't quite right anymore and needs to stop lobbying/hanging out with Elon"

e: he's always been a bit of a chuddy dick too, apparently

Immanentized fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Feb 6, 2019

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Immanentized posted:

I had heard/read that Buzz has been slowly losing his facilities since about 2014, but there's no one who really wants to step in and say "yeah, this dude isn't quite right anymore and needs to stop lobbying/hanging out with Elon"

he's been to the loving moon, and more than once, would you tell him?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

nope, you keep his glass full and you high five him for winning the space race

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Holy poo poo Donny is really parading around the black folks tonight.

e: oh now I see it was to balance the anti-south-of-the-border-people poo poo

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Reign Of Pain posted:

Why are all the ladies wearing white?

"The chairwoman of the Democratic Women’s Working Group, Florida Rep. Lois Frankel, is encouraging members to wear white to this year's State of the Union address as a shoutout to the voters who handed Democrats a majority in the House in the midterm elections and a reminder that they plan to make women's economic security a priority.

The color choice is also meant to honor the women's suffrage movement that led to the ratification of the 19th Amendment in 1920."


I guess it's like a polite way of telling Donny to shove it up his rear end?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Not the caravans, dear god help us all!!!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
tfw the edibles kick in



edit: wtf is he actually high as gently caress lol

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I'll give the CNO this, at least he doesn't look like he is wearing every people of flare like the other GOs/FOs

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Ok gently caress this guy and his scaremongering



ITS TIME

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I don't know DJT, maybe don't highlight people killed in their 80s when none of us are going to live that long

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nick Soapdish posted:

I don't want to alarm anyone but I think a Slenderman or perhaps a Thinman is in the chamber

That's probably Rick Scott, reptilian senator and previous governor of Florida.

Not watching, just a solid guess.

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