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Vitamins
May 1, 2012


theres no sun in liverpool and they seem to get on ok

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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But how do they know what the page 3 girl thinks about the macroeconomic impacts of variable rate import duties across *farts*

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I made an important decision earlier.

I decided that a normal cheese pizza lacked cheese.

So I got a cheese stuffed crust one from Iceland.

Going to add bits of Quorn, some pepper, spinach and sweetcorn to it. And the. Maybe more cheese.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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And garlic mayo.

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

Always add more cheese.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I have never had a stuffed crust pizza

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Stuffed crust pizza is also slang for sex

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Can’t believe 99 is a virgin

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Ratjaculation posted:

I made an important decision earlier.

I decided that a normal cheese pizza lacked cheese.

So I got a cheese stuffed crust one from Iceland.

Going to add bits of Quorn, some pepper, spinach and sweetcorn to it. And the. Maybe more cheese.

why not add peas you loving deviant

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
The people whose house I'm trying to buy have finally admitted that their garage has no planning permission and have agreed to pull it down before we proceed to completion. Progress.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ratjaculation posted:

Can’t believe 99 is a virgin

I am incredibly pure.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Pistol_Pete posted:

The people whose house I'm trying to buy have finally admitted that their garage has no planning permission and have agreed to pull it down before we proceed to completion. Progress.

Why don't they just get planning for it?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

you cant retroactively get planning permission, the whole point is to stop people building stuff thats unsafe

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

why not add peas you loving deviant

I had a pizza in Cambodia that had peas and carrots on it

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Why don't they just get planning for it?

It's a new-build but came packaged with an already existing garage on the property. The garage was old and knackered and they were meant to get rid of it during the construction process but they somehow <forgot>. Luckily, I checked the planning permissions online and now it's their problem rather than my problem.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Bobby Deluxe posted:

you cant retroactively get planning permission, the whole point is to stop people building stuff thats unsafe

I'm an architect and you can. Planning isn't really concerned with building safety anyway, that's building regs.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Bonerlinks

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Looke posted:

Bonerlinks

don't doxx my golf course

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Pistol_Pete posted:

It's a new-build but came packaged with an already existing garage on the property. The garage was old and knackered and they were meant to get rid of it during the construction process but they somehow <forgot>. Luckily, I checked the planning permissions online and now it's their problem rather than my problem.

cue 4 months of you waiting for the police to finish exhuming the bodies from under the garage, not to mention the investigation... yeesh

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I went to Morrisons explicit to get a stuffed crust pizza but they didn't have any so I still haven't got my end away. Also a guy asked me to jump him but I didn't have any leads so I ended up driving him and his two kids home.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



I want pizza now.
Tesco does a really nice chicken and blue cheese one

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i bought cheap morrisons 2 for 3 pounds and they are shameful. Small and almost entirely uncheesed. I've supplemented them with some extra cheese and peppers and off ham.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I got rained on so hard that the water got to my underwear and now my front wheel has a puncture in the inner tubbing

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
is front wheel a euphemism for penis? not heard it before

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

I went to Morrisons explicit to get a stuffed crust pizza but they didn't have any so I still haven't got my end away. Also a guy asked me to jump him but I didn't have any leads so I ended up driving him and his two kids home.

Why not just circuit the jump through his kids?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Furia posted:

I got rained on so hard that the water got to my underwear and now my front wheel has a puncture in the inner tubbing

This is why I don’t have underwear, or tyres

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ratjaculation posted:

Why not just circuit the jump through his kids?

i took the older lad to the garage to see if they had any jump leads but they didnt and then we discussed battery technology which is what he wants to do for a job when he grows up. Probably cos his dad's rubbish car keeps stranding him in the rain.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Jose posted:

This stuff owns for helping you sleep but you will be drowsy as gently caress when you wake up. also don't take too many or you'll become delirious and think there are spiders on the walls

https://www.discounthealthproducts.com/product/kirkland-sleep-aid/

Hang on isn't Kirkland the Costco own brand. Are they just going to Costco, buying it retail then selling it to you for a massive markup?

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I’m wondering about modifying a roomba

Like if you could house an RPIZero on with with a microphone and use it to activate the roomba and all hole automation if equipped

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Furia posted:

all hole automation if equipped

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I just ate a large garlic spaghetti

Everything smells like garlic

Maybe used too much

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Quote-Unquote posted:

I just ate a large garlic spaghetti

Everything smells like garlic

Maybe used too much

in a social contract sense probably yes but purely selfishly this is almost impossible

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



It was really tasty.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Quote-Unquote posted:

It was really tasty.

good spaghetti for my good friend

what a good day

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Need some dog slippers

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Need some dog slippers

ambiguous

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Ratjaculation posted:

good spaghetti for my good friend

what a good day

former nemeses, now best of friends, bound in garlic and spaghetti

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
did i say? I bought a thing to drill round corners. excited to use it tomorrow

NotJustANumber99 fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Feb 7, 2019

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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It’s too windy outside to have the window open tonight, so I have to make my own wind

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
why do you need wind?

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