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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
ralph southam

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/1093221523421388800

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
https://twitter.com/DaleGrungus/status/1091828959338213377?s=20

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Main Paineframe posted:

the alternative isn't a GOP governor, unless Northam publicly fucks everyone over out of spite (he's already talking about going independent)

if the lieutenant governor or AG resigns, the governor gets to appoint replacements of his choice. the governor can then resign, letting the newly appointed lt gov rise to being governor

easy. the only thing that has to happen is for Fairfax to resign before Northam, and for Northam to play along

That solution is too good for hellworld.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

a new study bible! posted:

That solution is too good for hellworld.
Northam appoints himself to the Lt Gov job

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Governor lee carter when

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

a new study bible! posted:

That solution is too good for hellworld.

don't worry, it's not gonna happen

Northam isn't that invested in the Dem party in the first place, and neither he nor Fairfax seem willing to resign at all. i doubt they're gonna coordinate resignations in a way that benefits the Dem party that's trying to force them out

if Northam goes down he's definitely going to do it in the dumbest, most destructive way he can think of

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

change thread title to "blue is the new black(face)" tia

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
The Democrats are the real racists!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


The Nastier Nate posted:

The Democrats are also the real racists!

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/JulieCareyNBC/status/1093224701114097666

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Is blackface a graduation requirement or something in VA?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Virginia is cancelled

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Yes, Virginia, there is a sambo clause

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Elephanthead posted:

Is blackface a graduation requirement or something in VA?

the state song of virginia was a minstrel song about a free slave in the north wanting to return to his master and virginia plantation in heaven. until 1997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZUBEEua2c

quote:

Carry me back to old Virginny,
There's where the cotton and the corn and taters grow,
There's where the birds warble sweet in the spring time,
There's where the darkey's heart am longed to go.

There's where I labored so hard for old massa,
Day after day in the field of yellow corn,
No place on earth do I love more sincerely,
Than old Virginny, the state where I was born.

Carry me back to old Virginny,
There let me live 'till I wither and decay,
Long by the old Dismal Swamp have I wandered,
There's where this old darkies' life am passed away.

Massa and misses, have long gone before me,
Soon we will meet on that bright and golden shore.
There we'll be happy and free from all sorrow,
There's where we'll meet and we'll never part no more.

Carry me back to old Virginny,
There's where the cotton and the corn and tators grow,
There's where the birds warble sweet in the spring time,
There's where the old darkies' heart am longed to go.

Sheng-Ji Yang has issued a correction as of 22:26 on Feb 6, 2019

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Gazpacho posted:

Yes, Virginia, there is a sambo clause

:wow:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Gazpacho posted:

Yes, Virginia, there is a sambo clause

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Massa and misses, have long gone before me,
Soon we will meet on that bright and golden shore.
There we'll be happy and free from all sorrow,
There's where we'll meet and we'll never part no more.

jesus loving christ

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Gazpacho posted:

Yes, Virginia, there is a sambo clause

The main character, played by Jordan Peele, encounters a strange costumed man who has been shot. The man pleads with his him to take his baggy pants. The next day, he mistakenly puts them on instead of his gym clothes and a magical transformation takes place.

Later, he learns that the previous Sambo Claus was shot by police. In fact, every Sambo Claus has been shot by police. He vows that this year will be different, and makes his preparations. Unfortunately, he is also shot by police.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gazpacho posted:

Yes, Virginia, there is a sambo clause

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Gazpacho posted:

Yes, Virginia, there is a sambo clause

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Gazpacho posted:

Yes, Virginia, there is a sambo clause

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
good news

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/1093254470509756422

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol 90% of the white men in the va government are going to turn out to have worn blackface

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
For loving real how is this possible

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Grondoth posted:

For loving real how is this possible

america is p racist op

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lee carter is going to be the only white male delegate left

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Grondoth posted:

For loving real how is this possible

white ppl

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

virginia sure is a cool place for lots of chill and stable people

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
maybe they figure if they all did it then they don't have to resign anymore

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Dreylad posted:

maybe they figure if they all did it then they don't have to resign anymore

I am still waiting for my loving moonwalk.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

An appropriate video for the Virginia sucks chat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7CJovhhVq8

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
the contagion is spreading

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1093326454711091203

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

bugs bunny gif but with virginia

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


What's the problem?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

:regd08:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

god bless

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

when I was in elementary school in Virginia we got a day off in January for the state holiday of Lee-Jackson-King Day

this was ended in 2000 when they finally turned it into just King Day and stopped celebrating Lee and Jackson

hahahah just kidding they split it into two separate state holidays. guess which one features parades!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


The fallout 76 of political parties

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i mean at this point, why not

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