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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the core owns. this is the best snipe i will ever make.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Shageletic posted:

80s businessman so valued his privacy he showed up at the premeire of Iron Man, which he funded as then CEO of Marvel Studios, in a fake wig and mustache, patrolling the appetizer table to make sure no one ate too much


lmao what the gently caress? why did he care about the appetizer table?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Chinatown posted:

can someone please tell me what the gently caress the original context was when hillary made that insanely stupid face/reaction with bill on a stage or whatever

https://i.imgur.com/nPPdI1m.gifv

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Joementum posted:

i watched The Core with a geology prof once and he got so mad he was yelling "literally everything is wrong!" during it

I thought the core was about skateboarding

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Handed Missus posted:

keep this up and you'll start referring to donald trump as president

hosed up, if true

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Gringostar posted:

what the gently caress

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://i.imgur.com/JPAHv4W.gifv

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Starting to think Captain America: Civil War was a documentary

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/blunted215/status/1093200319914430464

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sir Tonk posted:

wtf why does it end right before he tells us his big idea?!

his big idea is a giant drill made out of "unobtainium".


note: james cameron stole that name for avatar. the core did it first.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




:hmmyes:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

lol, I'm technically on-call 24/7 (amounts to like 2 calls a week) but at least I'm paid more to be so and also I get a cell allowance

I'm a computer toucher contractor, we get poo poo benefits and everyone treats us like lepers but no one will ever pay us for more than 40 hrs a week and I go somewhere else after 6 mos lmao

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

all of a sudden everyone wants you to know how long they've been hearing about Klobuchar being a rear end in a top hat


https://twitter.com/Hegemommy/status/1093281907356454912


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1093279821604499457

https://twitter.com/AlanMCole/status/1093281749038219264

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

his big idea is a giant drill made out of "unobtainium".


note: james cameron stole that name for avatar. the core did it first.

as with all seemingly new things in modern cinema, it was actually stolen from a lunatic pulp sci-fi writer from 70 years ago

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




why the gently caress is mister carpet taking notes?

tell us nichael

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

his big idea is a giant drill made out of "unobtainium".


note: james cameron stole that name for avatar. the core did it first.

of course there are two movies that do that

i apparently got the core mixed up with armageddon

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Happy Trump day everyone

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mustached Demon posted:

All of his jelly beans taste like his least favorite jelly bean but look like his favorite. Also butts they taste like butts too.

ahardcore

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

World War Mammories posted:

the core owns. this is the best snipe i will ever make.

you goatse'd the world op it was all downhill from there

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/tweetsnmirrors/status/1093063465881747456

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
how the gently caress yall not seen the core. like how could one not be a swankophile in the 00s

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

not really no

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

there must be 8mm footage buried somewhere of a young trump dressed up in his dads klan robes

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



:yeshaha:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i dissolved and decarboxylated 8gm of rosin (80.6% canniboids) in 40gm of coconut oil by cooking under high pressure in an instant pot for 1 hour... chilled until solid and dose 0.5gm (about the size of a pea) which yields about 70mg oral canniboids

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

A Handed Missus posted:



why the gently caress is mister carpet taking notes?

tell us nichael

why didnt warren wear white?

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Apparently grub hub tracks "first time" poo poo based on address because I've never used this app before and it won't let me get a pizza for five dollars with a coupon

gently caress you!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



A Handed Missus posted:



why the gently caress is mister carpet taking notes?

tell us nichael

he and Manchin are playing tic tac toe

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



fukk

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
just watch the trailer it's so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVkocdkcmAc

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Someone buy me a pizza

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Sir Tonk posted:

why didnt warren wear white?

oh yeah, why were only the representatives doing it?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Leviathan posted:

how the gently caress yall not seen the core. like how could one not be a swankophile in the 00s

my teacher showed us this in school once
still not really sure why

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I told John dingell to never log off and now my phone is buzzing with likes every 30 seconds help

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

he and Manchin are playing tic tac toe

who won?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

cumshitter posted:

lmao what the gently caress? why did he care about the appetizer table?

he's a weird guy! also he's really, really, really trying to make some money off the VA

Two consecutive VA Secretaries went down to his mansion in FL to get his personal blessing, like his Grift Pope.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

A Handed Missus posted:

oh yeah, why were only the representatives doing it?

bc senators are goddamn inhuman ghouls

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