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My favorite is when people use like 4 to build a barrier/poop chute that can’t be flushed so the next mook has to come and kick your old poo poo smeared paper into the toilet and flush it 2-3 times just to use it.
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 18:15 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 01:44 |
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It's disgusting and funny that the people most anxious about toilet hygiene are the ones who end up making them absolutely filthy while the people who don't care are generally the ones who just use them as intended with minimal fuss.Freudian posted:Videochats, I guess. Skype, FaceTime. We live in a lovely-rear end future but by god we have videophones. It's pretty funny that we do indeed have ubiquitious videophone devices but nobody wants to use them except for niche purposes, or even voice calls much of the time. That said, no sci-fi predicted email or texting for some reason.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:20 |
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The weirdest loving phone thing to me is when people put it on speakerphone and hold it horizontally 2 inches from their mouth, just blasting their random business into public. Medical, financial, personal drama, why are you broadcasting this personal poo poo?? Toilet chat: I started getting tired of wiping up dried piss splash-out from the region around my toilet. Now I just sit down for a piss, flush with the lid down. Like any civilized person. (If you're ever on a med that changes your urine color, you'll be amazed at how far that stuff can splash out of the toilet now that you have clear color evidence)
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 15:54 |
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But pee is sterile???!??
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:01 |
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Followup from the goon who wanted to attend an online new-age university:quote:Before people freak out, I want to say that even though the school is accredited through a pair of alternative medical associations, I have no intention of doing anything like homeopathy or Breatharian teaching or anything that could actively be construed as medical or psychiatric treatment for clients. I'm not entirely insane. The idea is to become a holistic life coach/spiritual guide, not to claim to be in any way acting as a physician/psychiatrist. I guess that's the kind of thing that could be helped by having a fancy-looking diploma on the wall, sure quote:Hello, I wrote a confession some time ago and in another iteration of the thread. Many jovial readers began to call me the “rear end Pen Guy” although I find that incredibly vulgar and missing the artistry of what I do.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:10 |
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weirdo
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:27 |
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Haha, rear end pen guy (or girl, no judgment here) owns.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:40 |
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As someone who has only dabbled in doodoo diddling, isn't there a huge risk of something smooth and narrow (like a pen) slipping deeper into your colon resulting in an embarrassing trip to the doctor? Thusly buttplugs have a wide base to prevent such occurrences ??
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:58 |
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H.H posted:Haha, rear end pen guy (or girl, no judgment here) owns. prostate? could be a trans woman but i suspect not
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 19:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 20:33 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:prostate? Ah, missed that part. My point still stands, though.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 21:18 |
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H.H posted:Haha, rear end pen guy (or girl, no judgment here) owns. I thought the same thing. How many people get to say they gave the president pink eye?
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 02:43 |
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Did Loq die?
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:16 |
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Nope, just a very poor harvest. Only one confession: quote:My girlfriend told me I talk in my sleep. This sucks because I have all kinds of poo poo I don't want my girlfriend to know and I'm sure my unconscious brain says those things while i'm dreaming or half dreaming. For example, I'm paranoid that my girlfriend is cheating on me but at the same time, I'd really like to cheat on my girlfriend with a lot of women. I mean, large numbers of women. I dream about having sex with all kinds of women and I'm afraid I've admitted this while talking in my sleep.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 06:39 |
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if you cut off your dick cheating on your gf isn't going to be a problem really
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 06:42 |
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if you think your gf is cheating on you and you want to cheat on her, you should probably just part ways now
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 09:48 |
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therattle posted:Yes to both of these. Plus if you have cats you have to keep the lid closed, because they are stupid enough to try to drink from the toilet, fall in and drown. I am sorry that your cats are complete idiots. I've owned cats all my life, always left the lid open, and none of them have ever drowned.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 12:42 |
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feedmegin posted:I am sorry that your cats are complete idiots. I've owned cats all my life, always left the lid open, and none of them have ever drowned. My cats are pretty stupid. That said, it’s not the kind of thing you want to get wrong. I don’t want to leave the lid open until a cat drowns and I’ve learned a valuable lesson.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 12:54 |
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therattle posted:My cats are pretty stupid. That said, it’s not the kind of thing you want to get wrong. I don’t want to leave the lid open until a cat drowns and I’ve learned a valuable lesson. my cat is so dumb he couldn't figure out pushing down a mesh flap to get out of a box yesterday, and he's just fine with the the toilet.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 14:31 |
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RFC2324 posted:my cat is so dumb he couldn't figure out pushing down a mesh flap to get out of a box yesterday, and he's just fine with the the toilet. Apart from the fact that I prefer the lid down myself, what advantage is there to leaving it open on the assumption that your cat is neither incredibly stupid nor clumsy? Especailly given the irreversible and pretty awful consequences of getting it wrong? Unfortunately, this is not a situation that can be helped by cutting one's dick off.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 16:17 |
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Definitely spay and neuter your cats after consulting a trusted veterinarian.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 16:20 |
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There is one more fesh which H.H missed, because I clicked it, went "uh what", and left it marked read in case I felt like dealing with it later (which didn't happen) I'm guessing this is a continuation of some E/N drama or other, here it is if anyone can make more sense of it than me quote:heeeeey everyone its me! fr*kte the floor loving fakeposter! lol!! im posting this through the anonymous confessions thread because my family is monitoring my SA account. Here's a life update: I'd contact a psychiatrist if I were you, and I feel the need to stress that this is not an own but a serious recommendation
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 16:24 |
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loquacius posted:There is one more fesh which H.H missed, because I clicked it, went "uh what", and left it marked read in case I felt like dealing with it later (which didn't happen)
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 16:38 |
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Araenna posted:Yeah OP, you keep talking about how you're mentally ill, but nothing about trying to do anything about it. You're obviously aware that all these things are irrational, and of your compulsions. So why haven't you attempted to get your poo poo under control? Also, just FYI, mental illness doesn't excuse being a creepy stalker piece of poo poo. As I have had to explain many a time, particularly to drunks. Reasons are not excuses. Just because you have a reason to do something doesn't mean its okay to do it.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 16:45 |
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Have you tried playing Dungeon Crawl about it?
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 16:50 |
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Gonna echo the statement on the... think she’s cheating/I wanna cheat... goon, break it off.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 16:55 |
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Pistachio skin? Pistachio is green
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 17:09 |
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loquacius posted:There is one more fesh which H.H missed, because I clicked it, went "uh what", and left it marked read in case I felt like dealing with it later (which didn't happen) Stay gold, ponyboy
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 18:06 |
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im doing benzos and vodka every night... and in the morning i trade some benzos for opiates... its pretty nasty the addicts go to the pharmacy and go around the cprner and spit half the methadone dose in my mouth..
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 19:16 |
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OHNO it wast anonymous aaa
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 19:17 |
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Runaktla posted:Gonna echo the statement on the... think she’s cheating/I wanna cheat... goon, break it off. the penis, right?
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 20:16 |
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ALFbrot posted:the penis, right?
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 23:10 |
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quote:I'm the goon with the morbidly obese wife. This is all good news and positive development, but your wife knowing about what technically counts as infidelity could be an issue here. Make sure your lawyer is up to date on that part. quote:was told this would stop happening after puberty but I'm approaching 30 now and I keep getting random boners.
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 13:56 |
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why whould you want to not have random boners? I love my random boners, they make me feel alive
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 14:22 |
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necroid posted:why whould you want to not have random boners? I love my random boners, they make me feel alive Tho they can be inconvenient if if are wearing a skirt.
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 14:39 |
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RFC2324 posted:
Gym class rules, just tuck it under the waistband, rookie.
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 16:12 |
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necroid posted:why whould you want to not have random boners? I love my random boners, they make me feel alive no poo poo, congrats on your functioning hormones at 30 if anything
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 16:36 |
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that boner humblebragging motherfucker
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 16:45 |
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Wait, you all don't get random boners any more? I still do, just not to the point of inconvenience.
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 16:51 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 01:44 |
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Rad-daddio posted:Wait, you all don't get random boners any more? I still do, just not to the point of inconvenience. I'm convinced that not getting random boners means that your penis stopped working or your libido is dead. Random boner goon, be happy, neither has happened to you.
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