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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


this has been posted like 5 times and it still makes me laugh. john galton lmao

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



lmao get a load of this brat

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

half your face is literally chocolate

yeah the good half

*waves while waiting out deafening applause*

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

brugroffil posted:

I do not personally regret having a child but I do sometimes regret the world I've brought them into, if that makes sense

i have felt this feeling BUT

1. the world's problems are neither you nor your childrens' fault
2. the world has p much always been a clusterfuck
3. there's only one way to improve things, with patience and persistence
4. you usually have kids when you're at the peak of this graph:



http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-01-26

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Thom12255 posted:

It doesn't take forever to make a profit on Nuclear power because the power it produces can be done cheaply, it's because it's expensive as gently caress to build a plant that it'd take years to pay any of it off. A coal plant can be built in 6 months and be producing power whereas Nuclear takes years of planning and construction as well as 100x the Capex involved and a much more expensive fuel source. This is why hardly any power businesses want anything to do with Nuclear and prefer natural gas generation.

Ahhh that profit motive

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



lol remember when we found out that the nra has laundered zillions of dollars for international criminals and no one cared

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
oh yeah the lady sitting behind me at work is a middle aged, chinese expat who is 100% on the chuddtrain

she just mentioned that CNN has an under the table secret agreement with communist party of china, and thus is fake news

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

welcome to city 17

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


SKULL.GIF posted:

car culture is explicitly the reason why you live several miles from work

Fair point.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1093603106582130690

i hope he loving dies

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




SKULL.GIF posted:

crush car culture

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cars are cool i like to drive mine

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lol owned

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Nichael posted:

turns out you don't have to listen to president piss for brains

The National Guard doesn't.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1093602123114176513

I’m not in a place where I can watch a stream right now, but lol

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

That DICK! posted:

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1092907957854060550

if barron's joffrey i'm pretty sure this kid's ramsey

barron is more of tommen, in nature and probably with actions.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


SKULL.GIF posted:

car culture is explicitly the reason why you live several miles from work

Also fearful racism

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

mad.radhu posted:

welcome to city 17

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!


quote:

KALISPELL, Mont. (WSYX/WTTE) — A cat in Montana is feeling much better after she was found buried in snow.


The Animal Clinic of Kalispell said Tuesday that Fluffy the cat was found frozen and unresponsive by her owners.

"They happened to be able to be off work early last Thursday and came home to find Fluffy in the snow," said Andrea Dutter, executive director of the clinic. "We speculate that Fluffy had endured some kind of trauma that prevented her from getting to her safe place."

Dr. Jevon Clark and Dr. China Corum were able to work quickly to get her back to health.

"Her temperature was very low but after many hours she recovered and is now completely normal," said the clinic. Dutter added as of Thursday morning, her owners said "Fluffy is amazing!"

The clinic hopes Fluffy's story can help other pet owners be aware of ways to help their indoor and outdoor pets stay safe, and the importance of seeking medical attention right away.

"We (and Fluffy!) are grateful for Fluffy's owners for acting quickly in a scary situation," said Dutter.

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

love this tony hawk level

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


I'm lmaoing at the "reverse a colostomy" part, they had to reconnect his rear end in a top hat.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Admiral Ray posted:

they could nuke it!
the plan was vitrification, turning toxic material into more easily-stored glass rods, but it was 1. too expensive 2. ineffective 3. poorly run and 4. too radioactive

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Which one of you is @cspamlads? Get a more distinct name, you clown

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinatown posted:

cars are cool i like to drive mine

hosed up

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Reality Winter posted:

Which one of you is @cspamlads? Get a more distinct name, you clown

there's also @c__spam which I had to unfollow since it just posts stuff from this thread but had a horrifying habit of retweeting *every single post* in a thread

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:radcat:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Hell yeah that's a great place to walk now.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/1093604511514611712?s=19

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Phi230 posted:

How are you supposed to obtain consent

Have a seyonce lol

no you uave a bolange

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:same:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:


i mean they're right

i think the only qualification you need anyway is viewing black people with suspicion

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Piss tape is real

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

FAUXTON posted:

I'm lmaoing at the "reverse a colostomy" part, they had to reconnect his rear end in a top hat.

reconnecting an rear end in a top hat to an rear end in a top hat

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/michaelmhughes/status/1093603114316427264

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

lorn Wayne posted:



i mean they're right

i think the only qualification you need anyway is viewing black people with suspicion

That's HR and recruitment, op

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Careful Drums posted:

i have felt this feeling BUT

1. the world's problems are neither you nor your childrens' fault
2. the world has p much always been a clusterfuck
3. there's only one way to improve things, with patience and persistence
4. you usually have kids when you're at the peak of this graph:



http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-01-26

I ping pong back and forth on that thing throughout a single week

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Lol some southern Republican is in this hearing saying why can't we just put the separated children in foster care and be done with them

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1093604924351528961

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I expect the tax returns any second now

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