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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It's literally in the name. "B.C." as in "Before Christ." Yet the cavemen consistently quote the Bible and espouse Christian values.







I hope someone got fired for those blunders.

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Oh my god there are logical inconsistencies in christian theology

oh my god



oh no

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Salt Fish posted:

Oh my god there are logical inconsistencies in christian theology

oh my god



oh no

This is gonna bring the whole thing crashing down.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I bet all of those cavemen stink like rear end.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Now I'm curious about Hart's process.

Like, what makes him decide he's better off using the ants today than the cavemen? What does the fact that they're ants bring to the table?

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Actually BC stands for "Bibles? Check!"

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Was there a wizard in bc?

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Mar 13, 2017

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*reserving thread spot for garfields religion(s)*

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Wizards dont show up until the 3rd age

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Salt Fish posted:

Was there a wizard in bc?

There were a lot of wizards until Jesus performed a ritual to seal magic away from mortal use.

Third Eye
Jan 30, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I'm an atheist and also poo poo myself on the regular because I have a brain disorder. Which totally isnt in any way linked to the whole atheist thing haha!

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Checkmate, godtards. :smuggo:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Did cavemen have a spoken language? Is it’s author aware of some esoteric knowledge the rest of us are not privy to?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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everyone is a christian, they just don't always realize it yet

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

was BC always this christiany? I used to read books of the comics when I was a kid that were probably at least published in the '70s, and I don't recall any of this just a whole bunch of third panels with the straight man looking at the camera all like "get a load of this guy"

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Salt Fish posted:

Oh my god there are logical inconsistencies in christian theology

oh my god



oh no

So what you’re saing is that the caveman comic strip is a part of christian theology, eh?

They never mention jesus by name so the comic is just making the point that jesus was a copycat who came after some earlier savior.

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
actually B.C. takes place in an apocalyptic wasteland after a nuclear war

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

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I think one of the cavemen is actually called “bc” so it’s his name and not before Christ. However, you have to admit the wordplay there is simply delicious

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Bad cop

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!



This is a racist caricature. I'm not sure how Jim Davis still gets published.

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome
I think if you wanted to do something insane and went back and started reading all of the BC comics from the beginning they don't start off particularly Christian but the older that Johnny Hart gets the more he inserts overt religious themes in.

Also the wizard is in a different comic, the peripherally related Wizard of ID.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Its supposed to be post-apocalyptic right?

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

B.C. stands for buttsex congaline

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

I bet all of those cavemen stink like rear end.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

numberoneposter posted:



This is a racist caricature. I'm not sure how Jim Davis still gets published.

Something, something, I'm worried about about Deep Fakes, the worlds about to end.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Captain Jesus posted:

So what you’re saing is that the caveman comic strip is a part of christian theology, eh?

They never mention jesus by name so the comic is just making the point that jesus was a copycat who came after some earlier savior.

There’s a comic in the OP where they literally mention Jesus by name.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Earth is 6000 years old so how are there cavemen? :/ is the real question

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
I used to pla an old computer game where you were a bc character on a stone wheel and had to jump over things. I may have hallucinated it.. I remember hit detection sucking and it was very hard. I was a little kid when my dad was playing it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's because they are primitive and ignorant.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Local Weather posted:

Also the wizard is in a different comic, the peripherally related Wizard of ID.

wizard of intelligent design

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Applewhite posted:

There’s a comic in the OP where they literally mention Jesus by name.

Jesus even stole that guy's name, smdh.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

numberoneposter posted:

*reserving thread spot for garfields religion(s)*

It's 100% canon that Garfield converted to Islamgna

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

This, but an SA grenade cut into the door instead

coke
Jul 12, 2009
God works in mysterious ways

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
It's just self-evident OP! Even a simple caveman knows The Word Of TRUTH, as evidenced by this comic book strip. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, EH???

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