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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Fallom posted:

The chuds are trying valiantly to back him up in the comments yet are getting torn to shreds

How do boomers this stupid even find a way to log in to Twitter?

In order to sustain unsustainable growth the barrier to internet entry is constantly lowered by the VCs

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lol where do you find these nobodies on twitter

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1093737336746242048

Local Man literally cannot stop doing crime

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
God drat, at this point who would even be hiring him?

bengy81
May 8, 2010

A Bad Poster posted:

God drat, at this point who would even be hiring him?

Ukraine, Duh...
Didnt you even read the headline???

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1093727281141501952?s=19

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


(un)fortunately it's not even true: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-credit/

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
time for the gip bootlickers to close ranks and be defensive until it's obvious they're guilty as gently caress and then never say another word until next week when some other heinous crime is committed by another cop

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome

Bad Lieutenant 3: H-Town

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

This is literally the plot to the movie Training Day

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

shame on an IGA posted:

Give them links to this thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3198184&pagenumber=841&perpage=40

Also anyone here in a student role who hasn't yet, read that thread and fully internalize exactly how much of a ridiculous advantage you are at over the straight-from-high-school kids with your insane godlike skills such as "communicating", "following basic instructions" and "callibrated bullshit detection".

you really only need the last 15-20 pages it's pretty repetitive, but you're robbing yourself if you don't click "Show only Mrs. Boods' Posts" and follow that entire saga from the beginning :suspense:

Can you link to the start of the Mrs. Boods saga? She has a fuckload of posts in that thread. I've already read some pretty good stuff in there though.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

bengy81 posted:

Russia, Duh...
Didnt you even read the headline???

FTFY

I know it was a Ukrainian, but I suspect that individual has deep Russian ties.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A-loving-men.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Saint Celestine posted:

This is literally the plot to the movie Training Day

Did Tuttle have a bunch of money buried in his kitchen?

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

No one:

HCT:

mods changed my name posted:

time for the gip bootlickers to close ranks and be defensive until it's obvious they're guilty as gently caress and then never say another word until next week when some other heinous crime is committed by another cop

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Bezo's investigator has said that Jeff's phone wasn't hacked. They suspect a government entity intercepted the photos and then turned them over to the national enquirer. loving trump has people trolling jeff's texts for dick pics and gave them to his friends.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Feb 8, 2019

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZIDgrqG-kw

shes pushing for Biden, which is/isnt a shock

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1093869819391180800?s=19

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1093872337856819200?s=19

Any special reason for this level of early morning rage?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Bezo's investigator has said that Jeff's phone wasn't hacked. They suspect a government entity intercepted the photos and then turned them over to the national enquirer. loving trump has people trolling jeff's texts for dick pics and gave them to his friends.

This... is so plausible


He's a piece of poo poo?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Milo and POTUS posted:

This... is so plausible


He's a piece of poo poo?

Well, yes, but generally his little tantrums are triggered by something first.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Where's his presidential library gonna be? Will armed CHUDs stand watch over it like an Alabama recruiting station?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Well it’s friday so there’s gonna be someone getting indicted or a story is going to break or something. It always is and you should just expect this type of thing every Friday.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

https://youtu.be/AljakpXAh7c

AoC doin work

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Netflix paid $10m for an AOC doc.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


(acting) ag Whitaker is in front of the house judiciary committee right now

rep jerry nadler told him to show up and talk or hes gonna get buttfucked by subpoenas

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

(acting) ag Whitaker is in front of the house judiciary committee right now

rep jerry nadler told him to show up and talk or hes gonna get buttfucked by subpoenas

This dude is a weasel that sucks under pressure.

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1093890548283437056?s=19

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

sooo whats stopping the next dem questioner from asking the exact same thing

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Also, the (important note: Republican) head of the Senate intel committee did come out and say they haven’t found conclusive evidence yet of collusion.

But their investigation isn’t closed and hasn’t even issued any final reports yet. Big baby Trump is just broadcasting more favorable press coverage that fits his worldview.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/07/richard-burr-senate-russia-investigation-1156624

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2019/02/05/whatever-you-paid-watch-netflix-last-month-was-more-it-paid-income-taxes-all-last
No man i don't know why the federal government is broke.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008






I love the response from every single person in the room.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1093895758342955011?s=20

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss

https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/status/782408312730095616?s=20

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nephzinho posted:

I love the response from every single person in the room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8pC8iYQSXI&t=18s

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Mr. Nice! posted:

Bezo's investigator has said that Jeff's phone wasn't hacked. They suspect a government entity intercepted the photos and then turned them over to the national enquirer. loving trump has people trolling jeff's texts for dick pics and gave them to his friends.

Trump pointing his lovely little operation of bootlickers, grifters, and nincompoops at the richest fuckin man on Earth, owner of the internet, and overlord of all the highest-powered lawyers and tech nerds that money can buy seems spectacularly ill-advised even by his standards

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

aphid_licker posted:

Trump pointing his lovely little operation of bootlickers, grifters, and nincompoops at the richest fuckin man on Earth, owner of the internet, and overlord of all the highest-powered lawyers and tech nerds that money can buy seems spectacularly ill-advised even by his standards

No more ill-advised than feeling slighted and going on the attack against a sitting president, and he jumped right into that one too.

His vindictiveness would be far funnier if he was a lot poorer and more toothless.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/taskandpurpose/status/1093898413521948672?s=21

Army pew pew acquisition news.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That buttplug doesn’t look comfortable at all.

Let’s call it the Trump-2018.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gonna hear so many dudes farting around talking about their jailbroken weapons

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
H&K G11 or nothing

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Wouldn't a Samsung Galaxy make more sense?

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