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Squizzle posted:esp when malkovich is completely fluent in french oh yeah
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if you can't fry eggs with style, just go to ihop like the bum that you are
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That DICK! posted:great only 9 months late thanks uor welcome
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everyday is someones bithday
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Apraxin posted:when i did the tour of historic philly, the guide at independence hall told us that the war of independence was the world's first fight for freedom, then went round the group asking people where they were from and informing anyone from overseas that the freedom they enjoyed in their country was thanks to america Was that some private guide or an NPS interpreter? Because that’s way below NPS interpretive standards.
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Kurtofan posted:everyday is someones bithday hosed up
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Kurtofan posted:everyday is someones bithday save it, al roker
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That DICK! posted:nobody in the thread wished me a happy birthday when it was my birthday. we're celebrating my dad's birthday tonight, I got him an aeropress because I really want one for myself I suppose I could think of my dad as you, That DICK!, maybe by visualizing his eye rupturing like the yolk of a sunny-side-up egg I really don't know how else to honor your missed birthday
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That DICK! has been posting angrier recently. Who made them angry? 
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https://twitter.com/hasya23/status/1094334642340200448 (article is from 2006 tho)
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ain’t Australia totally pro global warming, denial, but also simultaneously getting burned to death by it
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rump buttman posted:if you can't fry eggs with style, just go to ihop like the bum that you are i love fried eggs i fry em eggcelently breakfast food is great bacon, eggs, pancakes, piss, eggcetera
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like george washington always used to say dont get egg on ur face
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unless ur some kind of egg rogue
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Rah! posted:i love fried eggs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wEyiFZanA
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Kazak_Hstan posted:Was that some private guide or an NPS interpreter? Because that’s way below NPS interpretive standards. i put it down to him being close to retirement and not giving a gently caress
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sinnesloeschen posted:fukken cursed For a span of 8 years Oprah was the most powerful person in the world and all she did was get loving rich.
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We could probably survive the climate apocalypse if we all joined together as a species and directed all science and industry to implementing solutions.
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no joke im about to eat eggs
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Rah! posted:no joke im about to eat eggs don't eat the Acting Attorney General
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ex post facho posted:thanks BP! thanks Shell! I blame America. Get rid of America no green house gas issues
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twoday posted:"If you send a first-class letter or package without enough postage, the post office will try to deliver the mail with a "Postage Due" notice. If the recipient refuses to pay, it will come back to you with a notice of insufficient postage. Alternatively, the post office may return it to you with a notice without trying to deliver it to the recipient." youre gonna make me go to the post office and introduce myself as Doctor Sexcake
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Pancakes posted:That DICK! has been posting angrier recently. ... TRump?
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Does anyone remember what movie or show it was where a kid gets a birthday cake from his mom who then complains that the store spelled it "Happy Bithday"
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Rah! posted:like george washington always used to say Such wise 
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FabioClone posted:We could probably survive the climate apocalypse if we all joined together as a species and directed all science and industry to implementing solutions. Only a minority of the world population gives a gently caress. And from those most dont vote in officials that can do things cause of other politicians offering tax benefits or whatever
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Duke of Edinburgh might not be able to drive but at least he doesn't poo poo his pants 
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MadJackal posted:All the Q / Pizzagate conspiracy nonsense would be a lot funnier if the grand conspiracy was that every single elected Democrat was secretly loving animals instead. Be the change your want to see in the world.
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Rah! posted:like george washington always used to say no GW said dont get cum on your face
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Waffle House posted:https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1094246503839920128?s=21 "Chairman, I'd like to have it on the record that the Acting Attorney General Mr. Whitaker can in fact, get hosed."
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Soon we will reach maximum consumption possible and the world will keep owning us. That might keep things in check or something, I dont know. Can't roll coal if all of Florida is under water
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