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Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

The Iron Rose posted:

I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not
If it helps, the last person to make the "world peace would be achieved if governments just played Warhammer" argument to me was this guy.

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HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


who would each country play

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Presumably whatever the meta list is :shrug:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Zudgemud posted:

That is just the Siege of Terra, the boarding of the flagship is another 5, the actual fight 1 and the aftermath 10.

The Dragonball Z of storytelling.

Dog_Meat
May 19, 2013

AndyElusive posted:

I dunno, but reading about the poo poo that we don't know about that is surrounding the Horus Heresy is part of the reason why I got into this series to begin with.

I've enjoyed the stories and novellas about the characters and events on the peripheral that lead up to the money shot.

To be fair, I do agree with this to an extent. The problem is when GW start shoving D level bolter porn into the setting to pad things out. For every First Heretic there's a Battle for the Abyss. And with GW pricing the blatant gouging became a problem. That and I simply don't do audio books, so I'l missing chunks here and there.

A string of mini-series like First Heretic / Know No Fear / Betrayer in the setting? I'll eat that up. Churn out Battle for the Abyss, Reflection Crack'd, Vulcan Lives? Wake me up when the important stuff is going down.

This thread has been great for me as I've been able to keep up with the series and cherry pick the vital books.

Azran
Sep 3, 2012

And what should one do to be remembered?
Titus Endor's short story is very depressing, drat

SnakesRevenge
Dec 29, 2008

Remember the basics of CQC, Snake!

Azran posted:

Titus Endor's short story is very depressing, drat

A little, but the whole thing was nobody's fault. Just circumstances.

boredsatellite
Dec 7, 2013

Azran posted:

Titus Endor's short story is very depressing, drat

Such a fatalistic story

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
Cant believe i read this whole thread.
Wish the eldar doctor guy still posted, hopefully he has new stories coming up.

I'm currently starting Night Lords, thanks to you guys.

Books i've got (all omnibuses)

Night Lords
Space Marines
Ultramarines
The Grey Knights
Enforcer
Defendor of Imperium
Hero of the...
Blood Ravens
The Founding
The Saint
Eisenhorn
Ravenor
Magos

Anything good/legendary i'm missing?
I'm planning to buy the two Gaunt omnibuses, the last Cain and Of The Mars.

And, what is the best Space Hulk book? Meaning "Aliens" like thriller/horror book? Are there any, or are they just shortstories.

And finally, Abbadon just popped up, he seems like a piece of poo poo.

TheCool69 fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Feb 7, 2019

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The Blood Ravens books are pretty bad. Goto is a bad writer, and while the guy they got to replace him is better, that just means you go from "backflippong terminators with multilasers" to mediocre Bolter porn.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

TheCool69 posted:

Cant believe i read this whole thread.
Wish the eldar doctor guy still posted, hopefully he has new stories coming up.

I'm currently starting Night Lords, thanks to you guys.

Books i've got (all omnibuses)

Night Lords
Space Marines
Ultramarines
The Grey Knights
Enforcer
Defendor of Imperium
Hero of the...
Blood Ravens
The Founding
The Saint
Eisenhorn
Ravenor
Magos

Anything good/legendary i'm missing?
I'm planning to buy the two Gaunt omnibuses, the last Cain and Of The Mars.

And, what is the Space Hulk book? Meaning "Aliens" like thriller/horror book? Are there any, or are they just shortstories.

And finally, Abbadon just popped up, he seems like a piece of poo poo.

Talos believes Abbadon is a piece of poo poo. Abbadon has had it up to here with posturing Astartes who won't bend the knee and probably enjoyed shooting Talos.

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


Arcsquad12 posted:

backflipping terminators with multilasers"

you have my attention

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

victrix posted:

you have my attention

Technically I'm paraphrasing. C.S Goto is rather infamous for being one of the worst writers that ever wrote for Black Library. On top of bad prose, he has numerous continuity issues in his writing (land raiders turning into razorbacks and back again in the span of a page) and he's outright plagiarized other people's work and gotten it published because Black Library's editing is a joke. I think that the backflipping terminator was from the novel Warrior Brood, but he seems to think the Space Marine armoury includes copious amounts of multilasers, so they show up at every opportunity.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
The CS Goto article on the very good website 1d4chan is recommended reading

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/C.S._Goto

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

TheCool69 posted:

Cant believe i read this whole thread.
Wish the eldar doctor guy still posted, hopefully he has new stories coming up.

I'm currently starting Night Lords, thanks to you guys.

Books i've got (all omnibuses)

Night Lords
Space Marines
Ultramarines
The Grey Knights
Enforcer
Defendor of Imperium
Hero of the...
Blood Ravens
The Founding
The Saint
Eisenhorn
Ravenor
Magos

Anything good/legendary i'm missing?
I'm planning to buy the two Gaunt omnibuses, the last Cain and Of The Mars.

And, what is the best Space Hulk book? Meaning "Aliens" like thriller/horror book? Are there any, or are they just shortstories.

And finally, Abbadon just popped up, he seems like a piece of poo poo.

Lords of Silence
Carrion Throne
Emperor's Legion
Both Horusian Wars books out so far

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Arcsquad12 posted:

C.S Goto … outright plagiarized other people's work and gotten it published because Black Library's editing is a joke.
You might be thinking of Henry Zou there, actually. :v:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

MMAgCh posted:

You might be thinking of Henry Zou there, actually. :v:

You're right. I got the two mixed up. Zhou is also pretty bad most of the time.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Dog_Meat posted:

To be fair, I do agree with this to an extent. The problem is when GW start shoving D level bolter porn into the setting to pad things out. For every First Heretic there's a Battle for the Abyss. And with GW pricing the blatant gouging became a problem. That and I simply don't do audio books, so I'l missing chunks here and there.

A string of mini-series like First Heretic / Know No Fear / Betrayer in the setting? I'll eat that up. Churn out Battle for the Abyss, Reflection Crack'd, Vulcan Lives? Wake me up when the important stuff is going down.

:same:

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Arcsquad12 posted:

You're right. I got the two mixed up. Zhou is also pretty bad most of the time.

Zou is uniformly awful. His work is sub-Fanfiction.net.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Z the IVth posted:

Zou is uniformly awful. His work is sub-Fanfiction.net.

A terrible stain on Australia. I am sorry for our contribution to the BL.

bagrada
Aug 4, 2007

The Demogorgon is tired of your silly human bickering!

I finished Realmslayer on Audible. A lot of fun listening to Brian Blessed ham it up bellowing "Storysmith!" while the other actors try to keep up with him. I'm disappointed chapter 5 seems to be all cast and producer interviews. They are interesting, but I thought the story itself was longer. Do many of the black library audiobooks do that or just the audio dramas where they pull the big names?

I got Master of Mankind for my other trial credit so I'll see how that goes. I wanted to get something Keeble after the Helsreach youtube series, but I already had most of his full length titles in paper. I'm skipping ahead 6 or 7 HH books because I fell off the series during the recent BL dark ages. I'll go back for Path of Heaven and the others I missed later as I fill out a guest room shelf with the paperbacks.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Plavski posted:

The CS Goto article on the very good website 1d4chan is recommended reading

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/C.S._Goto

Eh...I've stopped recommending 1d4chan because of all the loving racism/misogyny now.


(It's real baaaaad_)

Azran
Sep 3, 2012

And what should one do to be remembered?
There's absolutely nothing good that can be said about 1d4chan. Even though not all articles have homophobic/racist/sexist/transphobic/etc remarks, they still have an entire page dedicated to rape AND another page, directly linked from the one I just mentioned, for 40k rape fanfiction.

gently caress 1d4chan. It's poo poo.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3E4qdvZKM

a trailer for the warhammer kids books. looks cute.

that kids gonna end up a servator.

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 9, 2019

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


Reading Anarch now - what happened with the huge rear end delay between Reach and Warmaster?

Also it's been 20 years of Gaunt's Ghosts now :stare:

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Warp travel mishap on the way back due to damage they'd taken, which resulted in them skipping ahead 10 years.

You know how you always hear characters in other 40k books talking about the "vagaries of the warp" and how you can end up returning to a planet before you left it, or how centuries can pass in what you'd think would be a quick there-and-back trip? That's what happened to them.

victrix
Oct 30, 2007


Khizan posted:

Warp travel mishap on the way back due to damage they'd taken, which resulted in them skipping ahead 10 years.

You know how you always hear characters in other 40k books talking about the "vagaries of the warp" and how you can end up returning to a planet before you left it, or how centuries can pass in what you'd think would be a quick there-and-back trip? That's what happened to them.

I had to read this twice to make sure I wasn't misinterpreting you

... but I think you're right, Abnett fell in a warp rift between the two :buddy:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

victrix posted:

Reading Anarch now - what happened with the huge rear end delay between Reach and Warmaster?

Also it's been 20 years of Gaunt's Ghosts now :stare:

To be brief, Black Library's management was in utter shambles for many years, so Abnett only did a few pieces for them while working on Marvel comics stuff in the interim. Now that BL is more or less in a better spot he's come back to work for them again.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

So the Viareggio Carnival in Italy had a Trump as god emperor float:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Well, Don Jr does have Horus-level daddy issues.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
In case anyone else was wondering: "dazi vostri" means "your duties" ("vostri" being the plural/polite form of "your"), according to Google Translate.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

D-Pad posted:

So the Viareggio Carnival in Italy had a Trump as god emperor float:



They burn these things at the end right?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Z the IVth posted:

Zou is uniformly awful. His work is sub-Fanfiction.net.

I thought the Cajun Vietnam Guardsmen were pretty decent lasgun-porn?

:shrug:

E: and the steampunk I'm gonna say ...Sentinels...? (Although probably more like mini-Helverins now I guess?)

E 1.5: And the human tribesmen turning into CSMs was v.deece?

E 2:

bunnyofdoom posted:

Eh...I've stopped recommending 1d4chan because of all the loving racism/misogyny now.


(It's real baaaaad_)

Yeah, I'm really wish someone somewhere would put together an equivalent tactics section because there's really nothing else like it. Or even the Goonhammer guy mirroring it and removing the :tvtropes: poo poo.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Feb 10, 2019

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

For those (like me) waiting on the audiobooks, Titandeath is out on the 16th.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


victrix posted:

I had to read this twice to make sure I wasn't misinterpreting you

... but I think you're right, Abnett fell in a warp rift between the two :buddy:

Hahaha. Totally misunderstood what you were asking. IIRC the answer for the delay between books is that there was a reorganization that resulted in the Black Library being controlled by the GW publications department. It was a clusterfuck that made everything miserable and lovely, so a lot of their authors(Abnett, Mitchell, etc) just hosed off and did other things. Eventually they realized that they were being idiots and changed things again, which is why they started writing for them again.

There's an interview with Laurie Golding about it here.

ed balls balls man
Apr 17, 2006

D-Pad posted:

So the Viareggio Carnival in Italy had a Trump as god emperor float:



Hahha I came here to post this, the vid is great as well for the movement of it:

https://twitter.com/armani_salado/status/1094431440970891266

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



I started picking up the Gotten and Felix omnibuses, are the non-William King ones decent or should I stop after I run out of William King's books?

Senjuro
Aug 19, 2006

Deptfordx posted:

For those (like me) waiting on the audiobooks, Titandeath is out on the 16th.

Any world on Dark Imperium Plague Wars?
Where does one get news about The Black Library in general?

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Senjuro posted:

Any world on Dark Imperium Plague Wars?
Where does one get news about The Black Library in general?

This is the best you get really: https://www.blacklibrary.com/coming-soon There might be the occasional post on warhammer-community. I'd even suggest following Warhams authors on twitter as they're on top of their releases better than most sites.

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Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Plavski posted:

This is the best you get really: https://www.blacklibrary.com/coming-soon There might be the occasional post on warhammer-community. I'd even suggest following Warhams authors on twitter as they're on top of their releases better than most sites.

That's fine for epub/physical books. For audiobooks however, hoo boy. Half the stuff isn't there until it randomly pops up in the Audible queues. So keep an eye on the black library page on Audible as well.

As for Dark Imperium 2 :shrug:. I'm assuming now it'll be out with the general paperback release in May. If it's ready. BL had some unspecified but serious production bottleneck/delay recently which is why so much stuff has been late.

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