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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
One of my great-grandmothers was an off the boat Cavan girl who passed various horror stories down to my grandma about the Black and Tans.
lol Churchill

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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Laughed while watching Five Nations thinking about English fans raging while waiting in the same customs lines as all the other tourists at CDG.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Moridin920 posted:

You should check out The Jaunt

If we're talking about metaphors for Brexit then I nominate "Survivor Type"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Grape posted:

One of my great-grandmothers was an off the boat Cavan girl who passed various horror stories down to my grandma about the Black and Tans.

It's like how in the US they use military vets as the optimal law enforcement recruits.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/TheRedRoar/status/1094648452108046336

it's fortunate that neither corbyn nor any of his front bench ever criticized the Labour Party leadership or this would be an awkward look for them

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Yeah it's perfectly sensible to harp on a manufactured controversy, while the UK is a month away from running into a painted tunnel in the side of a mountain and flattening itself like a pancake.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Truly horrifying that local branch parties are trying to exercise their given powers rather than being subservient little toadies.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
on the eve of brexit they're going to talk about corbyns loafers or something

BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's baffling just what exactly they think they're going to accomplish.

A lot of people who consciously reject right wing ideologies have nonetheless been broken by years of subconscious indoctrination.

Then they'll go full manchurian candidate when a slightest genuine chance for leftist shift in politics happens.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

Stopping Corbyn being prime minister by splitting the vote/stealing labour MPs

Except who in Labour would vote for them? Now what if it just eats into lib dem support?

BTW

https://twitter.com/Muqadaam/status/1094642774207545344

Crowsbeak has issued a correction as of 22:56 on Feb 10, 2019

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Shut the gently caress up hamprince

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

Shut the gently caress up hamprince

Wait, I thought he bot Perm'd?

Madtrixr
Nov 27, 2010


"Policy doesn't mean anything"

Sweet Christ I forgot about this moment, how do you say that with a straight fuckin face?

Looke
Aug 2, 2013


lmao yessssss

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Did Corbyn criticize or 'attack' Blair when he was the Labour party leader?

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
I'm sure after Brexit, Corbyn will lead the charge in transforming the UK to a socialist utopia. lol @ championing a guy that can't even enjoy touring the palace of rulers that were ousted (Schönbrunn)

Even the socialist politicians are just sad in the UK.

Lambert has issued a correction as of 00:39 on Feb 11, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
He didn't even like Medieval Towns.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Imagine going to colonial Williamsburg and people being put off that you didn't like the slave quarters.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Tom Guycot posted:

It was worse than that, the one he teleported away was his little brother. :v:

Oh poo poo it was, wasn't it? I've not read the book since I was about 12 so my mind had confused this horror with the grandad who later rescues him.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Stephen King talked later in his career about how he wrote The Tommyknockers while he was high out of his mind on cocaine.

Moridin920 posted:

You should check out The Jaunt

I read that when I was much older. It's even more horrifying but by then I'd become better at reading horror without it permeating my into my brain in the same way.

System Metternich posted:

Thus demonstrating an ability to think forward which the English government (and most of their voters tbh) seem to woefully lack. In Germany we call what May is doing „not being able to think forward longer than from twelve o‘clock to noon“ :v:

Re: me applying for Irish citizenship after the referendum was announced. I don't credit myself with some forward thinking insight that saw the Brexit result coming. It was something that I'd meant to do for a while but never got round to. The referendum announcement just spurred me into applying.

In the past I'd worked in places across England in a range of lovely jobs and seen first-hand how deeply anti-EU sentiment ran among folk I worked alongside. A few arseholes but mostly a sound bunch of people who were making ends meet by doing the same poo poo jobs I was doing. But years of bombardment by right-wing anti-EU media constantly drilling into their heads the idea that the EU was to blame for all their problems and not the poo poo politicians in Westminster took its toll.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VstDOv0C1do

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


There will be adequate seaweed.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Wow... I have a new favorite post!

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

I would blow Dane Cook posted:



There will be adequate seaweed.



Eating seaweed would do wonders for the endemic iodine deficiency that lead to the brexit tbh, the man has stumbled across a very good point.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I would blow Dane Cook posted:



There will be adequate seaweed.

First person I ever saw die of food poisoning liquefied his innards with a plate of bad oysters.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Theres going to be kids knifed over sea weed within the next few years, isnt there. :(

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

happyhippy posted:

Theres going to be kids knifed over sea weed within the next few years, isnt there. :(

I feel like Dickens wrote a book about that. IDK. You can sell it as a return to tradition, maybe?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I love me some seaweed. Dulse has always been a popular thing here in NI, but in recent years it's become a bit gentrified with large amounts going overseas to be sold as the latest new superfood. I'm not sure we can ramp up production enough to feed the whole of the UK.

But hey, if post-Brexit we're going to be reduced back to being a hunter-gatherer society I'd like to throw stinging nettles into the mix as a food source, They're high in lots of essential nutrients. The trick is to pluck the leaves while brushing away from the stem so that the stinging hairs don't irritate your skin.

Once you master that one neat trick EU technocrats don't want you to know about, harvesting stinging nettles as a staple food source becomes simple and you have a virtually endless supply of essential nutrients. Think of it as spicy spinach.

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:



There will be adequate seaweed.

absolutely no way to tell if its satire lol

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Farm Frenzy posted:

absolutely no way to tell if its satire lol

Bad news:

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/western-morning-news/20180918/282269551305519

https://books.google.com.au/books?i...lymouth&f=false

I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 02:23 on Feb 11, 2019

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

happyhippy posted:

Theres going to be kids knifed over sea weed within the next few years, isnt there. :(

if by knifed you mean rightfully shot for poaching seaweed from the Queen's beaches, then yes

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


lol its a 90 year old with an 8 year old's brain

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


I would blow Dane Cook posted:



There will be adequate seaweed.

12000 extra deaths a decade?

Try 12000 a week.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016




Gripweed posted:

if by knifed you mean rightfully shot for poaching seaweed from the Queen's beaches, then yes

There Will Be Adequate Alternative Ingredients for Soylent Green

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

dont be mean to me posted:

12000 extra deaths a decade?

Try 12000 a week.

I won't be satisfied with anything less than 12 megadeaths

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Everyone remembers Liam Neeson saying that he went out looking to kill a black person after his friend was raped yes? Was it racist? Well, who's to say.

In any case, I'm sure there are some rich white men who could shed some light on the issue. Hey look David Mitchell wrote a thing, surely he'll have an interesting perspective?


[quote=
"In the guardian"]

Neeson’s remarks are, more than anything else, colossally surprising. They seem completely disconnected from the entire narrative of what’s supposedly happening to public discourse at the moment. You know, the whole feeling that celebrities “have to be so careful”. The sense that anyone saying anything publicly needs to tiptoe round the sensibilities of dozens of interest groups; that you never know when you’re crossing some line or other without meaning to; that basically, whatever you say, no matter how bland, “you can’t win”.

Frankly, I think those fears are often justified. I think freedom of speech is sometimes hemmed in unnecessarily and perfectly nice people who have said something slightly careless can get into unfair trouble. Then again, I’m an affluent white man and I accept that I don’t necessarily get all the ways in which certain statements can subliminally reinforce prejudice against historically oppressed sectors of society. But that’s been the debate, right? It has, hasn’t it? I wasn’t imagining it?
[/quote]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/10/why-didnt-liam-neeson-just-stick-to-script"

Oh.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Leaving aside racism we all have intrusive thoughts that can be violent or otherwise against society but Liam is a member of a very small group of people who acted on them, even if he didn't ultimately find anyone to kill.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
That old Bear Grylls meme but Brexit

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
So that's why the US trade agreement was pushed so hard.

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