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sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Watches woman get assaulted on video and jumps right to

Larch posted:

Maybe she was a oval office

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:17

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 21:10

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

iwentdoodie posted:

Lol like you'd turn the body camera on

Only after I'd provoked him.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:23

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Larch posted:

I still don't quite understand why I'm supposed to be outraged by things like this.

Kareem Hunt is really good at football. If he broke the law there is a legal process. I don't understand this way of thinking where I am the moral arbiter of life.

Let the process play out. Let the guy earn a living.

This whole 'moral high ground' argument is laughable to me. Like it's the end of everything if you hit a woman? Why? Maybe she was a oval office, or maybe you were an rear end in a top hat. Either way it should not be the end of everything.

Silly. That's really my take, it's silly. If the guy raped someone with a pool cue, then throw the book at him. For whatever crimes. Throw the book at him. Otherwise shut the gently caress up and let the legal process play out and save your ridiculous League "investigation" for the made up drama that it was intended for.

Source your quotes

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:33

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

I'm assuming Reddit

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:35

Cock Sucker: Nov 14, 2018

Larch posted:

I still don't quite understand why I'm supposed to be outraged by things like this.

Kareem Hunt is really good at football. If he broke the law there is a legal process. I don't understand this way of thinking where I am the moral arbiter of life.

Let the process play out. Let the guy earn a living.

This whole 'moral high ground' argument is laughable to me. Like it's the end of everything if you hit a woman? Why? Maybe she was a oval office, or maybe you were an rear end in a top hat. Either way it should not be the end of everything.

Silly. That's really my take, it's silly. If the guy raped someone with a pool cue, then throw the book at him. For whatever crimes. Throw the book at him. Otherwise shut the gently caress up and let the legal process play out and save your ridiculous League "investigation" for the made up drama that it was intended for.

There's a massive double standard when it comes to athletes and their behavior as compared with other entertainers. Guys like Dr Dre and Chris Brown used to just loving brutalize women but everyone keeps buying up their headphones/songs.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:42

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

People have been making GBS threads on Chris Brown for like a decade now?

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:44

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Big Data posted:

There's a massive double standard when it comes to athletes and their behavior as compared with other entertainers. Guys like Dr Dre and Chris Brown used to just loving brutalize women but everyone keeps buying up their headphones/songs.

That's a hell of a take

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:44

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

CharlestheHammer posted:

People have been making GBS threads on Chris Brown for like a decade now?

and he's still a shitlord. Right now he's selling t-shirts with the Eifile tower on them with the words Bitch Be Lyin because a french woman has accused him of rape. This was about 2 weeks ago. Also arrested for assault back in July. Dude is garbage.

Yes I read celebrity gossip because it's dumb as gently caress as a mindless distraction.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:52

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I mean he still has a career but so does Hunt and Ben so I fail to see the difference.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:53

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Larch posted:

I still don't quite understand why I'm supposed to be outraged by things like this.

Kareem Hunt is really good at football. If he broke the law there is a legal process. I don't understand this way of thinking where I am the moral arbiter of life.

Let the process play out. Let the guy earn a living.

This whole 'moral high ground' argument is laughable to me. Like it's the end of everything if you hit a woman? Why? Maybe she was a oval office, or maybe you were an rear end in a top hat. Either way it should not be the end of everything.

Silly. That's really my take, it's silly. If the guy raped someone with a pool cue, then throw the book at him. For whatever crimes. Throw the book at him. Otherwise shut the gently caress up and let the legal process play out and save your ridiculous League "investigation" for the made up drama that it was intended for.

I'm sure Cleveland PD will really be on the ball, now. :shobon:

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:54

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I don't see why Brown and Dre getting away with being shitheads means we should give athletes a pass :shrug:

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:55

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean he still has a career but so does Hunt and Ben so I fail to see the difference.

I thought you were implying he hadn't been up to anything since the Rihanna beating. My bad.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:57

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Ches Neckbeard posted:

and he's still a shitlord. Right now he's selling t-shirts with the Eifile tower on them with the words Bitch Be Lyin because a french woman has accused him of rape. This was about 2 weeks ago. Also arrested for assault back in July. Dude is garbage.

Yes I read celebrity gossip because it's dumb as gently caress as a mindless distraction.

I also read celeb gossip every now and then. *bro five*

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:59

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

CharlestheHammer posted:

People have been making GBS threads on Chris Brown for like a decade now?

I hope society gets to the point where we can differentiate between people who try to better themselves and people who don't.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 02:08

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I hope society gets to the point where we can differentiate between people who try to better themselves and people who don't.

Yeah and I hope we eventually stop assuming people are bettering themselves because they entertain us but I don�t think either are going away.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 02:10

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

What did Dre do

I forgot about Dre

# ? Feb 12, 2019 02:18

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

He put out that awful Compton album instead of Detox.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 02:22

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I heard he's in the neighborhood and he's up to no good.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 02:33

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Big Data posted:

There's a massive double standard when it comes to athletes and their behavior as compared with other entertainers. Guys like Dr Dre and Chris Brown used to just loving brutalize women but everyone keeps buying up their headphones/songs.

Dr. Dre addressed his problematic history in Guilty Conscience. He's better now.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 03:31

Cock Sucker: Nov 14, 2018

Ahh noted American poet Dr (Andre) Dre, author of American classics such as 'Bitches ain't poo poo', momentarily concerned that his history of violently beating women might slow his progress on the way to becoming a billionaire.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 03:47

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Big Data posted:

Ahh noted American poet Dr (Andre) Dre, author of American classics such as 'Bitches ain't poo poo', momentarily concerned that his history of violently beating women might slow his progress on the way to becoming a billionaire.

I'm glad your followup is "entertainers need to be held accountable" because I thought you were arguing the opposite for athletes

# ? Feb 12, 2019 04:33

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

kiimo posted:

What did Dre do

I forgot about Dre

He attacked a lady tv host back in the '90s. By his own admission he "just threw her through a wall." And of course his music is filled with misogynistic and homophobic poo poo. I love Dre's music but it ages realllllllllly badly.

He's offered "I was young and stupid and an rear end in a top hat" apologies for whatever its worth.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 04:45

Ace Jameson: Feb 10, 2006

i�m also pretty sure he�s not even a licensed doctor

# ? Feb 12, 2019 05:49

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

STAC Goat posted:

He attacked a lady tv host back in the '90s. By his own admission he "just threw her through a wall." And of course his music is filled with misogynistic and homophobic poo poo. I love Dre's music but it ages realllllllllly badly.

He's offered "I was young and stupid and an rear end in a top hat" apologies for whatever its worth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRMA-y7pLTk

# ? Feb 12, 2019 05:53

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Good for Hunt. Guy seems like he's getting help. Blackballing people forever for issues that they need help with is like the most counterproductive thing you can do for their well-being.

Except the guys who pretend (or actually believe) they did nothing wrong, blackball the gently caress outta those guys. Whole lotta people in this thread making GBS threads on Hunt when he's getting help, and not a peep about Adrian Peterson still beating his kids.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 06:01

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvWJadIKNY

maybe Kareem had no choice due to the effects of his aftershave you know bitches be crazy right

# ? Feb 12, 2019 06:11

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

Chichevache posted:

...

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:38

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

The Dave posted:

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

Yep, time to bump the Chronic 2001 this morning.

Compartmentalization is a hell of a thing.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 15:08

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Strobe posted:

Good for Hunt. Guy seems like he's getting help. Blackballing people forever for issues that they need help with is like the most counterproductive thing you can do for their well-being.

Except the guys who pretend (or actually believe) they did nothing wrong, blackball the gently caress outta those guys. Whole lotta people in this thread making GBS threads on Hunt when he's getting help, and not a peep about Adrian Peterson still beating his kids.

Sorry it's difficult to simultaneously talk about to 1,000,000 NFL Shitheads that have beat up another human being

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:26

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Find me a Goon who has defended Peterson within the last 4 years.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:33

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

From now on whenever a football player does a bad thing any discussion of it, whether on internet forums or in conversation, must be prefaced by a list of every player who has done anything wrong in the 100 year history of professional football.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sharknado slashfic posted:

From now on whenever a football player does a bad thing any discussion of it, whether on internet forums or in conversation, must be prefaced by a list of every player who has done anything wrong in the 100 year history of professional football.

Fire up the list then

https://twitter.com/SportsByBLinder/status/1095339814050684928?s=19

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:51

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Oooh ooh I wanna jump in with Dante Stallworth's DUI manslaughter, Sam Hurd's cartel and the always pleasant to talk about Rae Carruth.

Oh and Mark Chumura's statutory rape charge that probably only passes scrutiny because it happened before the internet got huge in the late 00's.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:58

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Ron Mexico

# ? Feb 12, 2019 16:59

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Darren Sharper

# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:08

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Chiefs re-added Kentucky DC Matt House to their staff

Between him, the Pats DL coach and Dave Merritt I�m pretty happy with the defensive assistant hires so far

# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:10

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

He gone.

https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1095375211749355520

# ? Feb 12, 2019 18:38

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

He gone.

https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1095375211749355520

I have no idea what they are going to get for him...

# ? Feb 12, 2019 18:42

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

That's really something. I wonder how long he'll get suspended for that reckless driving stuff.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Diva Cupcake posted:

He gone.

https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1095375211749355520

Is a deal close to being done or is he just throwing down the gauntlet?

# ? Feb 12, 2019 18:47

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