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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Captain Splendid posted:

They were pretty boxy back then

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I would totally pay for a nice-condition 740 or 960.

Or 242.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
i love lovely old boxy designs completely unironically

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

But will they get me a hand job from a beautiful woman I hardly know?

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Kitfox88 posted:

i love lovely old boxy designs completely unironically
:same:

it will forever be the image in my mind when I picture a car

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/l4FQYLs.mp4

More "Brown pants landing" gifs here: https://imgur.com/gallery/qtqHPsn

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

Jerry Cotton posted:

I would totally pay for a nice-condition 740 or 960.

Or 242.

Not 850?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snseQljz_uU

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Megillah Gorilla posted:

But will they get me a hand job from a beautiful woman I hardly know?

No, that's Jaguar

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Kitfox88 posted:

i love lovely old boxy designs completely unironically

Checks out

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I forgot they existed.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

No, that's Jaguar



lmfao at being older than 18 and wanting a handjob

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
If I had a time machine, I'd basically use it to steal cars from the lot when they were brand new.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ElGroucho posted:

lmfao at being older than 18 and wanting a handjob

I know right. Now that I'm an adult the bar has been lowered to 'basic human contact'.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

More "Brown pants landing" gifs here: https://imgur.com/gallery/qtqHPsn

https://i.imgur.com/Ji0vRvJ.gifv

Landing in a headwind like that had to have a hell of a pucker factor :suspense:.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ji0vRvJ.gifv

Landing in a headwind like that had to have a hell of a pucker factor :suspense:.

Holy poo poo

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

"Buddha: A sign of poverty and isolation"

Yiiiiiiiiikes...

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ji0vRvJ.gifv

Landing in a headwind like that had to have a hell of a pucker factor :suspense:.

The way it's turned like that makes me think of a skateboarder grinding down a rail with their arms out for balance.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Solike...how does one land a single-engine plane in a crosswind like that?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Neddy Seagoon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ji0vRvJ.gifv

Landing in a headwind like that had to have a hell of a pucker factor :suspense:.

On this day, that pilot's balls grew three sizes

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

captainOrbital posted:

Solike...how does one land a single-engine plane in a crosswind like that?

The same way. Vector into the wind until your wheels touch, then wait for stall speed before aligning yourself down the runway.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

captainOrbital posted:

Solike...how does one land a single-engine plane in a crosswind like that?

Very carefully!!

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

lmfao at being older than 18 and wanting a handjob

I know at least one dude who prefers them to BJ's because he says the sensation is better. I don't get it either but I also do not have a dick.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

DandyLion posted:

The same way. Vector into the wind until your wheels touch, then wait for stall speed before aligning yourself down the runway.

Hmm so it's not necessary to use the engines to keep the plane angled like that as it comes in? I always see them flying over my house like that on windy days on the approach to O'Hare.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

captainOrbital posted:

Hmm so it's not necessary to use the engines to keep the plane angled like that as it comes in? I always see them flying over my house like that on windy days on the approach to O'Hare.

Nope, the force of the wind blowing keeps them going straight forward even though they're pointed off angle. poo poo's horrifying and also awesome as hell in a 'SCIENCE' kind of way.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Neddy Seagoon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ji0vRvJ.gifv

Landing in a headwind like that had to have a hell of a pucker factor :suspense:.

Why do I suddenly hear eurobeat music?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Dewgy posted:

Why do I suddenly hear eurobeat music?

DEJA VU~~~

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

captainOrbital posted:

Hmm so it's not necessary to use the engines to keep the plane angled like that as it comes in? I always see them flying over my house like that on windy days on the approach to O'Hare.

Airplanes have things on the wings and tail that let them change directions and steer and stuff.

Mulloy
Jan 3, 2005

I am your best friend's wife's sword student's current roommate.

Crain posted:

DEJA VU~~~

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=Ji0vRvJ&v=dv13gl0a-FA&s=52

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Jerry Cotton posted:

I would totally pay for a nice-condition 740 or 960.

Or 242.

we might be living in hellworld but I do see 242s at least come up from time to time, even the Bertone one which I think is cooler just for sheer WTFery. can't speak to 740 or 960 but I do think you can get 740s without paying an arm and a leg

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

captainOrbital posted:

Hmm so it's not necessary to use the engines to keep the plane angled like that as it comes in? I always see them flying over my house like that on windy days on the approach to O'Hare.

Nah, really the only common usefulness you get with multiple engines (besides obvious redundancy) is they can help with tight turns on the taxiway. Unless something is going wrong in the air pilots are using aerodynamic control surfaces (rudder/elevator/ailerons) to control the aircraft.

You can even fly straight with just one engine, merely by trimming the rudder to account for the disparity of thrust offset (effectively setting it to constantly 'turn-in' towards the good engine).

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

failing forward posted:

I know at least one dude who prefers them to BJ's because he says the sensation is better. I don't get it either but I also do not have a dick.

That dude is a sociopath, guaranteed

That's like saying, "I prefer a strong hand shake over a woman (or literally anyone) gently scratching my scalp."

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

failing forward posted:

I know at least one dude who prefers them to BJ's because he says the sensation is better. I don't get it either but I also do not have a dick.

Different strokes for different folks.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


I feel like step one should be remove these two ladies from the Flat.

The rest of the “advice” is dumb as poo poo.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

ElGroucho posted:

That dude is a sociopath, guaranteed

That's like saying, "I prefer a strong hand shake over a woman (or literally anyone) gently scratching my scalp."

maybe he's bald or has alopecia or something though

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

ElGroucho posted:

That dude is a sociopath, guaranteed

That's like saying, "I prefer a strong hand shake over a woman (or literally anyone) gently scratching my scalp."

Saliva is gross! I'll keep my dick dry, thanks. :bahgawd:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
If I'm offered a handjob, I'm not going to turn it down

CainsDescendant
Dec 6, 2007

Human nature




BJ's are just so intimate and involved, it's exhausting. give me a disinterested yank to completion anytime

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
he over masturbates, if you death grip your dick or masturbate too much it loses sensitivity and then you end up wanting people to continue to death grip your scrote.

sources: I've hosed a lot of dudes.

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