NFL Offseason N/V: Browns plan to use Odell Beckham Jr. in their offense

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

John Elway just can't loving help himself with tall quarterbacks. The man has the biggest hard-on today.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 18:58

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 02:41

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The Broncos would have legit been in a better situation these past couple years if they had just kept the Brockstar.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:00

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

https://twitter.com/Ourand_SBJ/status/1095736657398108160

Here's the story in question.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:00

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

Gonz posted:

https://twitter.com/BR_NFL/status/1095735078188212224

yeah I probably paid too much for that timeshare but i'll just sell those bitcoin to make up for it

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

solarjetman posted:

yeah I probably paid too much for that timeshare but i'll just sell those bitcoin to make up for it

Elway running the Broncos like an Amway presentation makes the most sense.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:04

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Your Taint posted:

LOL at John Elway and his ridiculous GM'ing and horse face. And gently caress him for his stupid helicopter in SB 32.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:05

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Bullshit, there is absolutely nothing that the Patriots can reasonably offer that would make the Steelers want to trade with them.

Dont'a Hightower and picks.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:07

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:09

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Dont'a Hightower and picks.

The Steelers looked into signing him as a FA 2 years ago and decided to pass because of concerning medicals.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:09

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

AB with the Patriots would be hilarious but it's not going to happen. They're going to try to find the next 2016 vintage Chris Hogan to replace the actual 2019 Chris Hogan who looks like he's toast now.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:11

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

There's no way in hell Steelers management would trade AB to their most hated rival. But then again, maybe if the package is big enough

I'd believe he'd be a Bengal next year before he was a Patriot.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:13

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Grittybeard posted:

https://twitter.com/Ourand_SBJ/status/1095736657398108160

Here's the story in question.

Jimmy, everyone already knew you were the problem.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:23

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Whatever the Pats do about WR, it probably has to be in FA/trade because their track record drafting the position under Belichick is uhhhhh not great.

Just look at that drop off once you get past Branch and Edelman LMAO

code:

Player              Rec  Yds   TD
Deion Branch        518 6644   39
Julian Edelman      499 5390   30
David Givens        166 2318   12
Brandon Tate         71 1099    7
Aaron Dobson         53  698    4
Bethel Johnson       39  606    4
Malcolm Mitchell     32  401    4
Chad Jackson         14  171    3
Josh Boyce            9  121    0
Taylor Price          5   80    0
Matthew Slater        1   46    0
Jeremy Ebert          3   18    0
P.K. Sam                         
Braxton Berrios                  
Devin Lucien                     
Jeremy Gallon

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/TheFakeESPN/status/1095752953632194560

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:34

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

sean10mm posted:

Whatever the Pats do about WR, it probably has to be in FA/trade because their track record drafting the position under Belichick is uhhhhh not great.

You know very well that it literally doesn't matter who the Pats trot out at WR.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:36

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Diva Cupcake posted:

You know very well that it literally doesn't matter who the Pats trot out at WR.

Yes it does. There was a massive difference between Gordon and Dorsett

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:40

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

How will the Pats ever field a better WR core then Edelman, the Ghost of Chris Hogan and Philip Dorsett?

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:40

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

sean10mm posted:

Whatever the Pats do about WR, it probably has to be in FA/trade because their track record drafting the position under Belichick is uhhhhh not great.

My favorite Belichick receiver scouting anecdote is when he told Dimitroff not to trade up for Julio Jones since he could just stay where he was and get the same player in Jonathan Baldwin.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:44

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Yes it does. There was a massive difference between Gordon and Dorsett

And yet you still won a super bowl. Your 6th. With backups as starting wr's, which I believe was his point.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:49

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Gonz posted:

https://twitter.com/TheFakeESPN/status/1095752953632194560

https://twitter.com/SportsLine/stat...1294%26page%3D8

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:49

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/SportsLine/stat...1294%26page%3D8

oh word?

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:50

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

How long until Elway loses the goodwill he has in Denver?

# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:58

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Sad King Billy posted:

How long until Elway loses the goodwill he has in Denver?

With the ownership being such a mess no one's going to replace him until all of that is figured out at the least.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:00

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sad King Billy posted:

How long until Elway loses the goodwill he has in Denver?

He should resign Tebow and win back the the religious fundies.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:01

spanky69: Nov 5, 2004; I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba; Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

How will the Pats ever field a better WR core then Edelman, the Ghost of Chris Hogan and Philip Dorsett?

Congratulations to 2020 Super Bowl MVP Hunter Renfroe

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:05

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

John Elway is a horrific GM.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:10

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Here's the list of FA WR's btw (there's more at the link, but this is most of the relevant ones)

https://overthecap.com/free-agency/

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:11

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

That is a very sad list.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:13

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Here's the list of FA WR's btw (there's more at the link, but this is most of the relevant ones)

Man, remember when we all (sort of realistically) thought that the Steelers made a mistake by lowballing Mike Wallace?

Shut up D Link, you wanted him too at the time.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:15

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

Here's the list of FA WR's btw (there's more at the link, but this is most of the relevant ones)

https://overthecap.com/free-agency/

And Fitz isn't even a FA. DT is coming off achilles. Oof.

Also at this moment I realized Tavon Austin is still in the league

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:16

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

Here's the list of FA WR's btw (there's more at the link, but this is most of the relevant ones)

https://overthecap.com/free-agency/

Bucs better re-sign Adam Humphries.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:16

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

That is a very sad list.

Tavon Austin made 7 million dollars last year.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:16

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Grittybeard posted:

Man, remember when we all (sort of realistically) thought that the Steelers made a mistake by lowballing Mike Wallace?

Shut up D Link, you wanted him too at the time.

Well he got stuck with a QB with poor deep ball accuracy, and then another with a weak arm. He actually looked good again when he was healthy in Baltimore.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:17

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

there's some decent ~700 yard guys on that list but it's probably going to shape up into john brown with a 5x8MM contract

crazy at larry's snap % though

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:21

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

I didn't know Kelvin was pulling in the veteran minimum now. What a fall from grace.

Did Martavis do anything with the Raiders after being traded?

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:22

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Sad King Billy posted:

How long until Elway loses the goodwill he has in Denver?

Lol.

Never ever ever

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:23

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Cole Beasley is bound for New England.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:23

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

You can always sign 31 year old Golden Tate to cuck your QB

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:24

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

In a WR free agency this weak theres no way we bring back Tyrell Williams.

Oh well.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:26

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kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

Tavon Austin made 7 million dollars last year.

I think it's far past time for me to admit how wrong i was about Tavon Austin. Man I can not tell which one of those short shifty fast little receivers is going to turn into a Patriot.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:26

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