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You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
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dating someone only because they're really good at puzzle videogames and you have many in your backlog.
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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I've been holding on to this screenshot for a while and I don't think I'm ever going to have a good reason to post it
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Feb 13, 2019 08:55
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Nazis but instead its mozarella cheese so mozi
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Feb 13, 2019 09:16
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I've been holding on to this screenshot for a while and I don't think I'm ever going to have a good reason to post it
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Feb 13, 2019 09:26
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a 12 steps meeting but everyone is just pretending to have done drugs in order to impress each other
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Feb 13, 2019 09:31
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an algebra textbook but all the practice questions are about dividing up belongings during a divorce
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Feb 13, 2019 09:35
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a Marie Kondo superfan whose house is packed to the brim with Marie Kondo memorabilia, books, etc
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Feb 13, 2019 18:11
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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a Marie Kondo superfan whose house is packed to the brim with Marie Kondo memorabilia, books, etc
Hahaha
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Feb 13, 2019 19:02
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a Marie Kondo superfan whose house is packed to the brim with Marie Kondo memorabilia, books, etc
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Feb 13, 2019 20:22
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a Marie Kondo superfan whose house is packed to the brim with Marie Kondo memorabilia, books, etc
a shelf full of VHS taped copies of her Netflix show in case the internet goes down
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Feb 13, 2019 21:04
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an algebra textbook but all the practice questions are about dividing up belongings during a divorce
Advanced Algebreakups: Replotting Your Trajectory in a Post-Karen Environment (4th Ed.)
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Feb 13, 2019 21:43
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Nazis but instead its mozarella cheese so mozi
white (cheese) supremecists.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Feb 14, 2019 03:07
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a magician at his own wedding goes under the dress to retrieve the garter for the garter toss. he pulls out a rabbit, several doves, a string of knotted handkerchiefs and
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Feb 14, 2019 06:54
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A magic wand that turns into a bouquet of flowers but never at the right time or when you want it to
The last humans on Earth huddle together in the safety of the CDC bunker, safe from the flying menace that brought the bird borne ebola. It is just then that the dove hidden up Marvin the Magnificent's sleeve decides to emerge
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Feb 14, 2019 09:24
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A simplified version of English spoken only by doves
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Feb 14, 2019 09:27
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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I think owls have that covered already
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Feb 14, 2019 09:59
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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A simplified version of English spoken only by doves
I think owls have that covered already
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Feb 14, 2019 14:15
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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Oh I get, you're insinuating that I'm insecure right? That I'M insecure? Don't make me lauh you passive-aggressive little poo poo. If I'm the insecure one why are you so obsessed with trying to make me look bad?
(post in response to anything)
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Feb 15, 2019 07:36
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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this pro wrestling move
except you do it with your knees pressed together and your arms awkwardly folded across your chest
the step-up insecure-y
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Feb 15, 2019 07:43
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welcome to the grand reopening of Gary's Pissless Diner, formerly Gary's Diner
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Feb 16, 2019 01:54
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There he go
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welcome to the grand reopening of Gary's Pissless Diner, formerly Gary's Diner
another neighborhood icon, lost to gentrification
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Feb 16, 2019 10:37
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Hitler learns actor Bruno Ganz just died
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Feb 16, 2019 19:45
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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A car that was 12 years old the day it was made.
A tuna sandwich that's permanently soggy.
You'll find these and more in the Low Stakes Twilight Zone.
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Feb 17, 2019 03:07
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confessions about the internet:
despite seeing all of the memes and having a rough idea, i don't really know what a 'senpai' is; but i am also lacking the sufficient curiosity to look it up.
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Feb 17, 2019 04:49
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confessions about the internet:
despite seeing all of the memes and having a rough idea, i don't really know what a 'senpai' is; but i am also lacking the sufficient curiosity to look it up.
i'm sorry, is mocking tumblr still a thing or is it even more hacky than what i just wrote?
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Feb 17, 2019 04:51
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Renaissance paintings set in Rome are oil and canvas fanfiction
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Feb 19, 2019 13:37
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Renaissance paintings set in Rome are oil and canvas fanfiction
The equivalent of deviantart
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Feb 19, 2019 19:23
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body is a dinosaur
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the odyssey was the original effort post
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Feb 19, 2019 20:04
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There he go
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Renaissance paintings set in Rome are oil and canvas fanfiction
The equivalent of deviantart
the odyssey was the original effort post
High school teacher: is any of this reaching you guys??
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Feb 19, 2019 20:06
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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There is a poo poo load of non-canon stories tacked on after the Odyssey. So much.
Also, there were like millenia long traditions of writing as Pseudo-[Blank] where Blank is a famous theologian or philosopher.
The year is 1027 and ibn Sina won't shut the gently caress up about Aristotle.
"Read another book," I yell as al-Ghazali gives me a high five.
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Feb 19, 2019 20:51
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Depressed kinda sounds like Deep Rest which is good if youre tired or have a cold
Doctor: "its important for you to get completely deep rest"
Uh, well can I drink?
Doctor: "drinking is the best thing to do when you're sick!"
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Feb 19, 2019 20:53
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There is a poo poo load of non-canon stories tacked on after the Odyssey. So much.
Were there ancient neckbeards complaining about how the Aeneid ruined their childhoods because it desecrated Homer's perfect works?
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Feb 19, 2019 21:26
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body is a dinosaur
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not my aeneas
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Feb 19, 2019 21:38
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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I'm picturing the 'ancient neckbeard' as a separate, tangible object - like a fancy relic that a 3rd rate Indiana Jones would steal.
*Wisconsin Johnson carefully winds his way through the fallen columns, avoiding pressure plate traps, ascending the steps to a marble plinth, atop which is a bust of Socrates wearing the fabled Ancient Neckbeard, rumored to grant its wearer devastating logic. Wisconsin, sporting a 3-month chinstrap beard, begins to eyeball the Neckbeard and caresses his own beard with his hand, weighing them in his mind. He gives a wry grin, and pulls out a Mach 3.*
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- TheShrike
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You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
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I'm picturing the 'ancient neckbeard' as a separate, tangible object - like a fancy relic that a 3rd rate Indiana Jones would steal.
*Wisconsin Johnson carefully winds his way through the fallen columns, avoiding pressure plate traps, ascending the steps to a marble plinth, atop which is a bust of Socrates wearing the fabled Ancient Neckbeard, rumored to grant its wearer devastating logic. Wisconsin, sporting a 3-month chinstrap beard, begins to eyeball the Neckbeard and caresses his own beard with his hand, weighing them in his mind. He gives a wry grin, and pulls out a Mach 3.*
jesus is the OG neckbeard. father neckbeard. may he give us our cheeto puffs.
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
