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I downloaded TikTok app after seeing enough ads for it and it reminds me of old school YTMND so I get a little nostalgia endorphins from using it. 10-30 second videos is about all the attention span I can handle now and I swipe past half of them without watching the entire thin anyway
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Feb 12, 2019 16:36
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i looked at a big chungus ytmnd recently lmao
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Feb 12, 2019 16:36
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i do not understand this big chungus
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Feb 12, 2019 17:05
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Boatswain posted:You should tell them. I DMed the bloomberg guy the whole story but he went to bed and hasn't gotten back to me so far. I figured that it was common knowledge that people are absolutely hosed in these jobs and I was floored that some guy getting 10 bucks more an hour getting a snobby email is a mini-scandal. Also everythings under NDAs and that poo poo scares people who would take a cross-country traveling job for 15. Its not like you are going to keep paying rent on 15 a week, so you had people give up everything because they thought they'd made it and were with apple and set. Meanwhile it was whoever had a combat record/kissed rear end enough that got promoted. To be fair, if you were the right person at the right time, you could go from operator to regional in about four months. The flip side being you had complete morons with vast authority feeling pretty powerful after rocketing up the chain. edit: the lols are flooding back They had the fire marshal show up and we all practiced with a digital fire extinguisher thing and he explained to us the importance of never fueling a vehicle with the engine running. The next day we are shown the vehicles, they didn't and would never have extinguishers. Also, we were told that we "misheard" the fire marshal and that it was mandatory that we NEVER turn the vehicle off, unless at the storage site. apple did something to gently caress with GPS at the gateway site. In google location history, it would show all my time as being in the SF bay. Told by a regional manager while he talked to my team to run down carjackers, "apple would protect you". Also, "your life is not worth the cost of this machine". This was the guy that promoted the boss that raped someone. Lol, he also decided that we did dirt roads (apple only wants paved roads), which we did in the loving Mojave (california city is a trip dudes), until apple wanted to know what the gently caress he was thinking. He was further promoted. Carl Von Awesomwitz has issued a correction as of 17:51 on Feb 12, 2019 |
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Feb 12, 2019 17:30
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bring back old gbs posted:i do not understand this big chungus turning on your monitor might help
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Feb 12, 2019 17:38
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holy lol ytmnd is so old it doesn’t work on my phone i feel like a dinosaur
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Feb 12, 2019 17:46
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Pick posted:you know sometimes I do agree that a lot of the rhetoric is leading towards legalizing child prostitution. There have got to be millions of people who look at how dudes are willing to ruin their lives to get some child porn and their first reaction is there be money in them hills
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Feb 12, 2019 17:55
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 1. pretty sure he’s wearing a wristband with the veterans’ suicide hotline on it 2. the loving safety on his loving combat rifle is off
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Feb 12, 2019 18:38
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soon the only healthy relationships we will see will be described in vintage star trek fan fiction
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Feb 12, 2019 18:39
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https://twitter.com/PhilKoopman/status/1094691267462733824
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Feb 12, 2019 18:43
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https://twitter.com/georgejoseph94/status/1095385589514412032?s=21 can’t wait to learn in a couple years that this is what siri/alexa/etc were really for
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Feb 12, 2019 20:54
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Pick posted:you know sometimes I do agree that a lot of the rhetoric is leading towards legalizing child prostitution. this is why we must never let the libertarians gain an ounce of power.
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Feb 12, 2019 21:09
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Alobar posted:On my final shift of the shift, the sous chef (or w/e the gently caress he was) comes out of the walk-in like "yo, man, check this out, I've never seen this before." The company put the worker who packed the tomatoes on the side of case and it looks like a mugshot complete with ID number:
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Feb 12, 2019 22:02
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Every single reply to this tweet https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1095069951373860870
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Feb 13, 2019 00:45
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megalodong posted:Every single reply to this tweet my god
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Feb 13, 2019 00:48
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a shitload of those tweets don't even make sense even though I can tell the intent of what they're trying to say.
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Feb 13, 2019 00:51
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https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonnyc/status/1095453984884748289?s=21 all randos with eight digit numerical suffixes the only thing that fools is other bots
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Feb 13, 2019 00:56
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can't wait for a bad update to brick my car
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Feb 13, 2019 03:04
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Dead Beef posted:can't wait for a bad update to brick my car looks like tesla has really set the pace for evs
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Feb 13, 2019 03:36
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Outrail posted:Hard lol wait what? California has some of the strictest, if not the strictest, overtime laws in the US. It make sense that they would try to scam young, desparate workers from other states who probably don't know any better.
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Feb 13, 2019 03:38
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ChipNDip posted:California has some of the strictest, if not the strictest, overtime laws in the US. It make sense that they would try to scam young, desparate workers from other states who probably don't know any better. dont tell them about academia where 60+ hour work weeks are expected for poverty wages to secure that sweet sweet faculty position that will fill your life with 60+ hour work weeks with the constant stress of publish or perish and securing funding for your work in an increasingly small pool of public funding cause uh theres no overtime there from what i hear e: yeah exploiting young desperate workers sounds like grad school lol
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Feb 13, 2019 05:44
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https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2019/02/hacked-twitter-accounts-promote-saudi-leadership-190210084406788.htmlquote:At least four verified Twitter accounts, including one that belonged to a US meteorologist who died over two years ago, appear to have been hacked and sold to pro-Saudi entities, Marc Owen Jones wrote in a blog post on Saturday.
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Feb 13, 2019 08:34
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When will somebody hack Bezos' account and just post "$2 billion for the piss tape."?
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Feb 13, 2019 09:08
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Neurophage posted:https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2019/02/hacked-twitter-accounts-promote-saudi-leadership-190210084406788.html I'm sure Twitter is going to shut all of those down just like they do to Iranian bots, right? Right? lolno
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Feb 13, 2019 14:50
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School Nickname posted:When will somebody hack Bezos' account and just post "$2 billion for the piss tape."? Forget it bud, Trump could sodomize sons on main street and these fucklechucks wouldn't waiver.
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Feb 13, 2019 15:05
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Dead Beef posted:can't wait for a bad update to brick my car just hold the power button in for 10 seconds and reset it to factory defaults...hopefully not on the highway
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Feb 13, 2019 20:19
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https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/status/1095978957189464064
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Feb 14, 2019 11:18
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If going #2 on your bestie is wrong I don't want to be right
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Feb 14, 2019 11:29
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lmao e: Everybody loves YouTube kids entertainer, the guy who entertains kids on YouTube! *5 minutes later* we regret to inform you that YouTube kids entertainer literally shat on naked men for clicks System Metternich has issued a correction as of 12:16 on Feb 14, 2019 |
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Feb 14, 2019 12:12
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I always had a feeling that there'd be some skeletons in Blippi's closet but even so this news of what those exact skeletons were came as a surprise.
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Feb 14, 2019 16:06
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the video appears to have been scrubbed off the internet and the article only has this impression
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Feb 14, 2019 16:07
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That belongs in a museum
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Feb 14, 2019 16:08
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Jose posted:the video appears to have been scrubbed off the internet and the article only has this impression lol nice
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Feb 14, 2019 16:11
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here is it in what is clearly a very dodgy russian website and the artists impression is v accurate https://v-s.mobi/harlem-shake-poop-edition-00:33
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Feb 14, 2019 16:11
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Jose posted:here is it in what is clearly a very dodgy russian website and the artists impression is v accurate what the gently caress how is this loving idiot allowed around children
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Feb 14, 2019 16:20
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i don't think he is i just think he's 100% willing to debase himself in any way possible to earn money. which includes humiliating himself to make kids shows
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Feb 14, 2019 16:21
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You either drive an uber, pack amazon boxes, or poo poo on your friends rear end. The new economy.
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Feb 14, 2019 16:33
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Someone get the swap.avi girls a YouTube channel
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Feb 14, 2019 16:36
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That’s honestly.... not as bad as what I always assumed he was into. Guy seems real weird.
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Feb 14, 2019 16:39
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I think this is as true as its possible to get for the thread title https://twitter.com/yashalevine/status/1096080042193571842
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Feb 14, 2019 17:14
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