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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Has anyone started eating moldy jam in solidarity with Theresa May yet?

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Bert Roberge posted:

Has anyone started eating moldy jam in solidarity with Theresa May yet?

jam doesn't mold tho?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Zeroisanumber posted:

jam doesn't mold tho?

It does, i've seen it

Foreploy
Mar 14, 2016

Kurtofan posted:

It does, i've seen it

Toast fingers on fire off the side of boysenberry.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Kurtofan posted:

It does, i've seen it

Did you dig up a tomb with a jar buried inside?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Zeroisanumber posted:

jam doesn't mold tho?

lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Zeroisanumber posted:

Did you dig up a tomb with a jar buried inside?

Itcwas in my fridge, after some months

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


hobbesmaster posted:

Tories still unironically believe "Britannia rules the waves" so

have they even seen their aircraft carrier

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Lord of Pie posted:

have they even seen their aircraft carrier

BRITONS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES*



*offer not valid in scotland, wales

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

can't totally believe toast sandwiches are all the vogue again in carrion-ridden England

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Gripweed posted:

a bit of googling makes me thing it was Andrew James Pennington, in 2001, who was killed with a samurai sword

loving goons

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Bert Roberge posted:

Has anyone started eating moldy jam in solidarity with Theresa May yet?

I can't, I'm too busy burning my insulin stash to trigger the continantals

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I threw the moldy jam in the bin btw

Surprise Giraffe
Apr 30, 2007
1 Lunar Road
Moon crater
The Moon

Barry Foster posted:

Theresa May has less behavioural flexibility than an earthworm. If an earthworm is tunnelling happily away and encounters negative stimuli, it'll try to avoid it.

It's not even a joke. She genuinely seems incapable of realising she could just, y'know, take her hand off the stove

But there was a Vote. All she has to do is anything that meets the totally open terms the non-legally-binding-vote the public immediately regretted, set out

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

British Boomers Baffled By Belated By-product Brought By Brexit. Bumped Back to Birthplace By Europe, Boomers Blubber.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



An insane mind posted:

British Boomers Baffled By Belated By-product Brought By Brexit. Bumped Back to Birthplace By Europe, Boomers Blubber.

User post name combo :xd:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
putting cheese on a kebab is perverse

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
yanks who want to live here have a go at this quiz and see where you end up

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jose posted:

yanks who want to live here have a go at this quiz and see where you end up

lmfao I tried, I really did

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

Jose posted:

putting cheese on a kebab is perverse

The Germans put halloumi in a donner proving they are truly a nation of world class engineers

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
halloumi is different than melting cheese over the top and all the lebanese takeaways here offer it as an extra

gently caress i love halloumi

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Kapsalons are amazing and I couldn't have become the man I am today (A sphere) without them :colbert:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxEIQQkhyeI

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do the quiz and show us you sewer monster

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Taintrunner posted:

lmfao I tried, I really did



same message, with galway sligo and donnegal as my highest scores

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Jose posted:

putting cheese on a kebab is perverse

lol if you don't put cheese on everything

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

do the quiz and show us you sewer monster

my dude, the story of my family is getting the gently caress out of your brexit island and coming to canada and then things just got loving excellent

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we brexited in teh 1700s you loving brit oval office

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol imagine "living in europe" in 2019


lamo

brexit early brexit often get the gently caress outta the entire continent and come to the new world

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol imagine being in the same place newton and euler shat, 200 years ago, and thinking "im on the forfront of the world"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i got sligo and some place in cornwall

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


My results simply said „Way off“ and that they had no idea what was up with me. No wonder with a German who learned Received Pronunciation at school and went on to subsist on a steady diet of SA shitposts, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

System Metternich posted:

My results simply said „Way off“ and that they had no idea what was up with me. No wonder with a German who learned Received Pronunciation at school and went on to subsist on a steady diet of SA shitposts, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah lol

i learned grammar in school and pronunciation through american tv shows

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

System Metternich posted:

My results simply said „Way off“ and that they had no idea what was up with me. No wonder with a German who learned Received Pronunciation at school and went on to subsist on a steady diet of SA shitposts, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ok hitler

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
After Brexit Breaks the Back of the Britbeast we can finally speaking English as it was supposed to be spoken. *sound of J Pop getting louder*

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jose posted:

yanks who want to live here have a go at this quiz and see where you end up

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html

It correctly figured out that I'm "not from around here". :eng99:

prefect has issued a correction as of 12:47 on Feb 15, 2019

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


where in hell are you from

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


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Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

Lol owned

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