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LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

didn't that exist once before and it was banned by reddit and twitter?

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Sedge and Bee posted:

The same way exchanges do, by adding a little to every transaction between bitcoin and usd. But yeah, if it was a credit union, the idea would be to lend some of it out, possibly even generating interest.


But you're right, generating interest is the dumb, non productive way of investing money. It's better to buy a commodity and wait for absurd speculative price hikes.

since your "bank" would be radioactive illegal anyway it's easiest just to steal the money and run

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

LongDarkNight posted:

didn't that exist once before and it was banned by reddit and twitter?

i think the main bitcoin one died but there are ones for alternative bitcoins

one of the main issues with them is that you get tipped so little that you'd have to save up enough to pay for the transaction fees to actually withdraw it from their system(because of course it wasn't actually done on the blockchain) so many tips just got abandoned

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

since your "bank" would be radioactive illegal anyway it's easiest just to steal the money and run

Yeah I mean that's ultimately the problem I guess, any bitcoin banking co-op would have to be built within a legal framework which is why bitcoiners would hate it. But if they actually wanted mass adoption, that would actually be a step towards that.

Instead they just wait until everybody with resources decides they need the decimal points on a database file.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
when has an idea being illegal ever stopped the bitcoiners? an idea being to much effort is what stops them

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
stupid idea for a smart contract: guaranteed lending - if the loan isn't paid back in full with interest by the specified date, the original coins that were loaned out goes back to cover the missing balance, no matter who the current owner is

this is good because the threat of getting their coins pulled will keep everyone in the ecosystem honest, right?

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Something like bitcoin kind-of makes a little sense on the international inter-banking level. There doesn’t have to be many transactions and there’s not really a central authority. You probably also don’t want everybody to have to trust everybody (a Ukrainian bank might never trust a Russian bank, but a Belarussian probably would). Maybe that’s kind of JP Morgan’s idea?

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

the other problem with lending bitcoin is that since it's a pure speculative asset rather than a proper currency the price isn't remotely stable.

if i want to borrow 10btc for a year and actually spend it rather than hodl, if there's a new bubble i'm screwed because my repayments are now gigantic (in reality i'll just default). on the other hand, if there's a crash the bank is screwed because they basically handed me a bunch of free money. so neither side would actually want to risk doing the loan.

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Oct 5, 2003
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LongDarkNight posted:

didn't that exist once before and it was banned by reddit and twitter?

the difference now is that a few days ago the twitter ceo announced that he's been converted into a hardcore bitcoiner and has been tweeting up a storm about how bitcoin is obviously the future and all the other usual breathless claims made by bitcoiners everywhere. he's trying pretty hard to convert as many twitter users as possible

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
im sure this will go well for him just like how it went for the ceo of overstock

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Oct 5, 2003
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he's actually open to the idea

https://mobile.twitter.com/jack/status/1092979904176484354

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
do 99% of people on twitter know who jack is? i only know of him because it came up before that he's a racist cannibal but beyond that i have no idea

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



Is Jack the dumbest of the big tech CEOs? It always seems like everyone is trying to imagine these grand political motives for what he's doing when in reality I think it's just like this Simpsons scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajA0ZFWXqnw

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

LanceHunter posted:

Is Jack the dumbest of the big tech CEOs?

Are we counting Musk?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl posted:

Are we counting Musk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bgMCNXzNtE

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
The great thinkers - Zorblax from planet Gorn, T'Pau from Vulcan and Ol' Musky, inventor of the Tesla electric vehicle.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Lambert posted:

The great thinkers - Zorblax from planet Gorn, T'Pau from Vulcan and Ol' Musky, inventor of the Tesla electric vehicle.

no he invented the rocketship

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


So no then?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl posted:

So no then?

he isnt a ceo he is a great explorer like chris columbus

...!
Oct 5, 2003
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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1096826273710657536

:thunk:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1092415070099918848

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

oh wow im agreeing with luk---jr
https://twitter.com/LukeDashjr/status/1092425480605700098

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1083102680850018308

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1083099566419914752

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
wait


rodger ver??

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




even if you could decide on who was evil and your anonymity worked how would you then find them to assassinate them?

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Oct 5, 2003
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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1077530349201223680

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



okay so c0bra is one or more white men.

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Boxturret posted:

wait


rodger ver??

roger owns .com not .org

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
oh i didn't know there was a fork in the bitcoinsite space :smithicide:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1075067464600428544

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1067764317695688706

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1059942197150302209

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

True - that’s why everybody is using Diaspora today instead of Facebook.

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whoops

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1056348613197082627

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

whoops

:wrong:



seeing how much bitcoiners hate other bitcoiners that use the wrong bitcoin variant makes me happy
https://twitter.com/johnbyproxy/status/1060000718738853888

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CobraBitcoin/status/1055163391663333379

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




It must be exhausting to have to constantly convince yourself that you have not made giant financial mistakes and are in fact a misunderstood genius so far ahead of everyone else.

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