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DUKE CANNON JUST KNOWS THAT THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE PLANT FROM OPENING BACK UP IS ALL THOSE ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS
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DUKE CANNON THINKS FOOTBALL PLAYERS TODAY ARE SOFT AND THE NFL IS WEAK. BRING BACK 'JACKED UP'
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Feb 17, 2019 01:55
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DUKE CANNON SURVIVED A PERSONAL 9/11 DODGING HIV IN THE EIGHTIES.
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Feb 17, 2019 02:06
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DUKE CANNON WILL CALL YOU A LADY NOW IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT BUT YOU’LL ALWAYS BE JONATHAN TO DUKE
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Feb 17, 2019 02:09
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN IT WAS ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
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Feb 17, 2019 02:11
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT
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Feb 17, 2019 02:34
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DUKE CANNON'S JUST ASKING QUESTIONS-- HOW CAN THERE BE GLOBAL WARMING WHEN IT'S SO COLD TODAY?? DUKE CANNON THINKS YOU'D BE MUCH PRETTIER IF YOU'D JUST SMILE ONCE IN A WHILE
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Feb 17, 2019 02:40
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DUKE CANNON COMPLAINS TO THE MANAGER WHENEVER CNN IS ON THE TV AT MCDONALDS INSTEAD OF FOX NEWS
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Feb 17, 2019 02:41
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Slippery posted:they are some fuckin huge bars of soap though. I was thinking of getting some cause they seem like they'd last a while Like literally any women's glycerin soap bar will last the same length of time and then at least you'll stink of something vaguely pleasant. Or if you hate yourself buy a 48 pack of Lava.
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Feb 17, 2019 02:42
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DUKE CANNON KNOWS LIP BALM IS FOR WOMEN. THE AXLE GREASE HE USES TO SLICK DOWN HIS STACHE TRICKLES DOWN ONTO HIS LIPS, AND THAT'S THE WAY HE LIKES IT.
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Feb 17, 2019 02:47
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DUKE CANNON WISHES HE COULD HAVE HOOKED UP WITH A HOT TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL, HE WOULDN'T BE CRYING ABOUT IT LIKE THESE KIDS TODAY
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Feb 17, 2019 02:55
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DUKE CANNON SUPPORTS ISRAEL 110% AND HES SAD THEY ALL TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL FOR REJECTING CHRIST
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Feb 17, 2019 02:56
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you can tell Duke Cannon is for men because Duke Cannon is the most gay pornstar name ever created
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Feb 17, 2019 02:58
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DUKE CANNON WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER. THIS FACILITY IS VULNERABLE TO TERRORISTS.
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Feb 17, 2019 03:05
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DUKE CANNON THINKS BORN IN THE USA IS A BADASS SONG, drat STRAIGHT HE WAS BORN IN THE USA
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Feb 17, 2019 03:25
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This is the best this thread has ever been. I hope we get a couple more pages of this.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:you can tell Duke Cannon is for men because Duke Cannon is the most gay pornstar name ever created DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN GAY MEANT HAPPY, RAINBOWS MEANT GODS PROMISE TO NOAH, AND SHOWTUNES WERE WHAT GOOD CHRISTIANS LISTENED TOO INSTEAD OF ROCK & ROLL. DUKE CANNON IS SCARED FOR AMERICA. DUKE CANNON'S GRANDSON RECENTLY CAME OUT AND DUKE STILL LOVES HIM AND WANTS HIM TO VISIT FOR SNACKS AND MAYBE BOARD GAMES, DUKE IS JUST HAPPY HAVING HIM IN THE ROOM EVEN IF HE IS WATCHING HIS SHOWS DUKE DOESN'T LIKE. BUT DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO RECONCILE THAT LOVE WITH THE VALUES INSTILLED IN HIM BY HIS RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING. DUKE CANNON IS VERY CONFUSED
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:This is the best this thread has ever been. I hope we get a couple more pages of this. DUKE CANNON THINKS THIS THREAD IS ALL RIGHT. IT ENJOYS HIS STORIES WHEN HIS GRANDCHILDREN DON'T.
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OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE DUKE CANNON'S GOT A PUNISHER SKULL AND AMERICAN FLAG WITH ONE BLUE STRIPE ON THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK.
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Feb 17, 2019 04:03
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN BUYING A BROAD A DRINK WASN'T A SIN. WHEN MEN WORKED IN FACTORIES AND CHILDREN HAD SHORT HAIR. WHEN LAWNS WERE SHORT AND HIPPIES KEPT THEIR drat MOUTH SHUT. DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN YOU COULD TRUST WALTER CRONKITE. DUKE CANNON KNOWS THE WORLD WENT TO HELL IN 1979. DUKE CANNON HATES WOMEN'S LIBBERS, UPPITY THUGS, AND ORIENTALS. DUKE CANNON VOTES, drat IT
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AN AVOCADO IS.
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Slippery posted:DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN BUYING A BROAD A DRINK WASN'T A SIN. WHEN MEN WORKED IN FACTORIES AND CHILDREN HAD SHORT HAIR. WHEN LAWNS WERE SHORT AND HIPPIES KEPT THEIR drat MOUTH SHUT. DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN YOU COULD TRUST WALTER CRONKITE. DUKE CANNON KNOWS THE WORLD WENT TO HELL IN 1979. DUKE CANNON HATES WOMEN'S LIBBERS, UPPITY THUGS, AND ORIENTALS. DUKE CANNON VOTES, drat IT DUKE CANNON IDOLIZES A TIME IN AMERICAN HISTORY THAT NEVER TRULY EXISTED. DUKE CANNON IS CONVINCED THAT MINORITIES AND WOMEN HAVING MORE POWER IN SOCIETY NATURALLY MEANS THAT WHITE MEN HAVE LESS
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN SEXUALITY WASNT ADVERTISED AND WHAT TWO MEN DID IN A HUNTING CABIN WAS THEIR OWN drat BUSINESS
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Feb 17, 2019 04:09
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DUKE CANNON AIN'T HAVIN' ANY OF THIS VEGAN PUSSY CRAP. DUKE CANNON WILL HAVE HIS EGGS RUNNY HIS BACON CRISPY AND HIS COFFEE BLACK, WITH SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THE SPOON STANDS UP BY ITSELF. DUKE CANNON'S CHEST FEELS FUNNY AND HIS LEFT ARM TINGLES SOMETIMES, BUT DUKE CANNON DON'T CARE. DUKE CANNON DON'T NEED NO DOCTORS.
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Memento posted:DUKE CANNON AIN'T HAVIN' ANY OF THIS VEGAN PUSSY CRAP. DUKE CANNON WILL HAVE HIS EGGS RUNNY HIS BACON CRISPY AND HIS COFFEE BLACK, WITH SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THE SPOON STANDS UP BY ITSELF. DUKE CANNON NEVER NEEDED NO EAR PROTECTION AT THE PLANT AND THINKS OSHA SHOULD MIND ITS OWN BUSINESS NOW WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THAT GODDAMN PHONE
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DUKE CANNON KNOWS DEEP IN HIS HEART THAT A MUSLIM SHOUTING "ALLAHU AKBAR" AT A GAME-ENDING INTERCEPTION IS EVIL INCARNATE BUT SHOUTING "JESUS CHRIST" WHILE WATCHING THE SAME PLAY IS AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE. DUKE CANNON KNOWS NO MUSLIM HAS EVER EVEN TRIED APPLE PIE. DUKE CANNON DOESN'T CARE WHERE SOME OF THOSE SPICES COME FROM.
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DUKE CANNON THINKS "MAN SPREAD" GOES ON SLOPPY JOES.
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Moon Slayer posted:DUKE CANNON IDOLIZES A TIME IN AMERICAN HISTORY THAT NEVER TRULY EXISTED. DUKE CANNON BELIEVES IN A ZERO SUM GAME. DUKE CANNON ISN'T RACIST, BUT. DUKE CANNON BOUGHT A HOUSE FOR 75 GRAND AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THESE MILLENIALS ARE TALKING ABOUT
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DON'T TALK TO DUKE CANNON ABOUT "THE JOB MARKET," ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT ON A NICE SUIT, ASK TO SEE THE HIRING MANAGER, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE, AND GIVE HIM A FIRM HANDSHAKE. THAT'S HOW DUKE CANNON DID IT AND WHEN HE WAS YOUR AGE HE WAS MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS, A CAR, AND A HOUSE. GOD drat YOUR WHOLE GENERATION IS LAZY.
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DUKE CANNON LIKES OLD SOMETHING AWFUL BEFORE SJW'S TOOK OVER! DUKE CANNON WANTS YOU ALL TO BE MORE LIKE KIWI FARMS! sweet new thread title
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DUKE CANNON THINKS GAY MEN ARE DISGUSTING. DUKE CANNON CRANKS IT TO ONLY THE FINEST GIRL-GIRL PORN. DUKE CANNON DOESN'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
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DUKE CANNON DESERVES HIS OWN THREAD!
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN PERPS COMMITTED CRIMES AND SUSPECTS WERE FINGERED.
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DUKE CANNON WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT HE IS NOT A RACIST. THIS LEGALLY PROTECTS HIM FROM ALL FUTURE CHARGES OF RACISM.
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Feb 17, 2019 05:01
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN HE HAD HIS OWN THREAD. THAT THREAD HAD HIS NAME ON IT AND EIGHTEEN THOUSAND REPLIES.
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T GO TO GBS DUKE CANNON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD AND ANGRY. DUKE CANNON KNOWS THE COPS ONLY STOP YOU IF YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. DUKE CANNON KNOWS THE DEATH PENALTY WORKS, THAT IT'S HERITAGE NOT HATE, AND THAT HAVING TO PAY A $15 MINIMUM WAGE WILL DRIVE BUSINESSES AWAY.
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Feb 17, 2019 05:09
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS WHEN CHICOMS WERE RED AND GOD'S OWN PARTY WASN'T.
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Slippery posted:DUKE CANNON DOESN'T GO TO GBS THAT'S F *ahem* I mean, that's fair.
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DUKE CANNON SUPPORTS LOW TAXES FOR THE RICH DUKE CANNON WILL JOIN THEM AS SOON AS SOMEONE INVESTS IN HIS IDEA FOR FAITH-BASED ADDICTION TREATMENTS FOR DOGS
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