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Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Your Taint posted:

That would just melt and make a huge mess all over the person's yard. Seems kind of rude.

That’s ok Wisconsinites are only rude when alcohol is involved (which is always because we’re all alcoholics).

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Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Your Taint posted:

No, that would be wrong.

I only wanted the Trump voters in red States to get hosed because seriously what did they loving expect? They brought whatever pain he brings them on themselves.

Same but Hillary primary voters

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Critical posted:

Hmmm yes, I terrified my entire family, better post about it on the internet.

Sadly there is no known treatment for being terminally online.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

FizFashizzle posted:

I would like the time to learn to make bread.

Start here, my friend. It's easier than you think, just takes a little bit of effort. https://www.amazon.com/Bread-Bakers-Apprentice-Mastering-Extraordinary/dp/1580082688 It's all science.

As to the buttery KKK, the sheep are already in white, do you guys make them wear hoods?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I'm thrilled bread is making a comeback. Maybe it'll be in supermarkets again soon.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
Millennials are SAVING the bread industry

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK_a11bkPyk

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Majorian posted:

Eh, at least he's not an open right-winger. I get the impression that he's just not a terribly deep thinker and therefore not all that political. (he is the worst Chris IRL though)

yeah, apparently his kid was a preemie and almost died so he found god hard and is big into Christianity and fell in with a lovely pop church thats big into suckering hollywood/celebrity dipshits but he has never said anything bigoted openly at least. i like the guy but page is right on this. I am happy that at least he hasn't called her bad poo poo or anything.

carticket
Jun 28, 2005

white and gold.

Pigbuster posted:

Millennials are SAVING the bread industry

But does that mean they're killing the gluten free industry? Mmmmmm... Gluten.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


1glitch0 posted:

I'm thrilled bread is making a comeback. Maybe it'll be in supermarkets again soon.

This might sound crazy, but hear me out: What if we tried SLICING bread?!

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Ague Proof posted:

David Cameron spoiler because it'll ruin your day.

The pigfucker story was published by a Tory lord who tried to bribe Cameron for a position in government but was turned down

It is not literally true, but it is broadly true of what people think of people like Cameron, the schools they attended, their hazing rituals, and the idea that they are not like normal people


Metaphorically he did though, specifically because they believe that the British populace are little better than farm animals and they gently caress them over at every opportunity.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Space Cadet Omoly posted:

This might sound crazy, but hear me out: What if we tried SLICING bread?!

I'm going to make an app where you can find someone to come to your house to slice the bread.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah, apparently his kid was a preemie and almost died so he found god hard and is big into Christianity and fell in with a lovely pop church thats big into suckering hollywood/celebrity dipshits but he has never said anything bigoted openly at least. i like the guy but page is right on this. I am happy that at least he hasn't called her bad poo poo or anything.

This is how Scientology preys on rich celebrities too, it’s lovely. Poor John Travolta. :(

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Squalid posted:

It's worth noting that the majority of farmers are not poor, not even close really. According the the Farm Bureau, median household income of residential farm households -- i.e. " those [farms] earning less than $350,000 in gross cash farm income and where the primary occupation of the principal operator is something other than farming, i.e. off-farm occupation or retired," was $78,000. Median household income of commercial farm operators was $140,000.


While the great majority of farmers did vote for Trump in 2016, the most recent polls I have suggest their support heavily eroded by the time of the midterms. From summer of 2018:

https://www.agweb.com/article/farmers-helped-elect-trump-but-trade-wars-erode-their-support/


Odd that the younger farmers support Trump more. I wonder what causes this differences between age groups?

Income or profits? Most Midwest farmers are basically small businessmen and the costs of running a farm are very high.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


disturbing the bread industry

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pigbuster posted:

Millennials are SAVING the bread industry

They're making it themselves, so they're definitely killing the cheap-rear end sugar and sawdust wonderbread industry that so many boomers love and enjoy.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

1glitch0 posted:

I'm thrilled bread is making a comeback. Maybe it'll be in supermarkets again soon.

thank god, the hipster love of bread has made it easier to get these days.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Pigbuster posted:

Millennials are SAVING the bread industry

Let me tell you. It’s been real hard enjoying my Millenial avocado toast without bread.

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!

FizFashizzle posted:

I'm going to make an app where you can find someone to come to your house to slice the bread.

I am going to sell a subscription service that slices bread for you to the correct thickness according to the RFID chips embedded in the crust

edit: This means you have to discard the crust but it's a small price to pay for the sake of recurring subscription fees.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Fister Roboto posted:

They're making it themselves, so they're definitely killing the cheap-rear end sugar and sawdust wonderbread industry that so many boomers love and enjoy.

Good

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Personally I'm going the Juicero route and offer sealed bread that can only be sliced and toasted with our proprietary device.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

FizFashizzle posted:

I'm going to make an app where you can find someone to come to your house to slice the bread.

lol, I was going to make this exact same joke. #Disruption

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Discendo Vox posted:

So notice these responses, how rapid and many they are, how they seek to one-up each other, while reciting the same shared untruth. Ague proof gets it right, it reinforces what people “broadly think is true”, which is, of course, the same goal, the same mechanism, as that weird bigoted, low-effort photoshop.

It’s not true, but it’s funny. It’s like them, it’s like it’s true. It’s funny, so it might as well be true. The underlying belief is true. And very soon...it’s true. I can go into more detail when not phoneposting but this is tied to the whole alt right irony poisoning poo poo, as well as much more straightforward propaganda methods.


Young/Old, Left/Right, Rich/Poor, Man/Woman, Straight/LBGTQ, Black, White, or any shade in between. We have chosen to come together as a people and agree on one thing.

This gospel truth by which we all abide.

This article of faith, too which we all hold.

This truth, universal and unchallenged.

That David "Pigfucker" Cameron, hosed a pig.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
If David Cameron didn’t want people to call him a pig fucker, maybe he shouldn’t have hosed that pig.

What’s that, you support pig loving? Gross.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

corn in the bible posted:

i cant believe his new dosage made him look up tentacle porn

He didn't need to look it up, he could see Cthulhu in his living room.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Fister Roboto posted:

They're making it themselves, so they're definitely killing the cheap-rear end sugar and sawdust wonderbread industry that so many boomers love and enjoy.

So, what you're saying is that Milennials are seizing the means of bread production and feasting off the profit of their labor?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Did David Cameron gently caress a pig or did a pig gently caress a highly intelligent being?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Young Freud posted:

So, what you're saying is that Milennials are seizing the means of bread production and feasting off the profit of their labor?

Much like their yeast, the bakers will rise up.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


1glitch0 posted:

I'm thrilled bread is making a comeback. Maybe it'll be in supermarkets again soon.

Joking aside I would love for French-style boulangeries to catch on in America.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

On top of cheadle wearing Trump USSR jersey he wore this introducing musical act

https://mobile.twitter.com/HRC/status/1097156825991053313

Here's the link to order this shirt, I just ordered one. https://www.moteefe.com/protecttranskids?cp=FRSHIPSOKXYF

Hilariously, I can't order my favorite color shirt in men's, because pink is a women's only color according to this ostensibly progressive company

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Lightning Knight posted:

If David Cameron didn’t want people to call him a pig fucker, maybe he shouldn’t have hosed that pig.

What’s that, you support pig loving? Gross.

Reminds me of this joke:

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy takes a drink of his beer, sighs, and says
"but you gently caress one pig..."

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

I'm going to make an app where you can find someone to come to your house to slice the bread.

Call it SLICR and you’ll be a rich man.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
Bread is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

So notice these responses, how rapid and many they are, how they seek to one-up each other, while reciting the same shared untruth. Ague proof gets it right, it reinforces what people “broadly think is true”, which is, of course, the same goal, the same mechanism, as that weird bigoted, low-effort photoshop.

It’s not true, but it’s funny. It’s like them, it’s like it’s true. It’s funny, so it might as well be true. The underlying belief is true. And very soon...it’s true. I can go into more detail when not phoneposting but this is tied to the whole alt right irony poisoning poo poo, as well as much more straightforward propaganda methods.
david cameron 100% hosed a pig

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


C2C - 2.0 posted:

Think of all the poo poo you're gonna see if you end up being on Trump's post-White House Secret Service detail.

fun fact: when Jimmy Carter croaks, the SS will cease protecting ex-presidents and the National Park Service will take over that job

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

The EU should offer a compromise on Brexit in exchange for David Cameron loving a pig on live TV, a la Black Mirror.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

cameron loving a pig while trump pees on it

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

FuturePastNow posted:

fun fact: when Jimmy Carter croaks, the SS will cease protecting ex-presidents and the National Park Service will take over that job

Wait, what?

So Bush, Obama, Clinton are being protected by the NPS now, or they'll lose their SS protection and it'll be taken over by the NPS? What branch of the NPS even does that??

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mantis42 posted:

The EU should offer a compromise on Brexit in exchange for David Cameron loving a pig on live TV, a la Black Mirror.

This, but the pig gets to gently caress him.

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Don’t call it a comeback; it’s been here for years.

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