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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Kofi should completely win and even as a huge Bryan fan it's gonna be sad when Bryan beats him for heel heat.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Standard Measure posted:

It's weird, i don't see from the booking how anyone but kofi comes out on top, but he's just been put in as a safe pair of hands.

The WWE is not capable of making easy booking layups anymore, is all. Gotta get that HEAT, so you put in Kofi who the fans like to put over their actual winner.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
some say the hawaiian islands are made of pineapples

Standard Measure
Sep 5, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Liquid Communism posted:

The WWE is not capable of making easy booking layups anymore, is all. Gotta get that HEAT, so you put in Kofi who the fans like to put over their actual winner.

oh of course. bryan retains i'm sure. wrong way to go into mania though

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

CarlCX posted:

Kofi should completely win and even as a huge Bryan fan it's gonna be sad when Bryan beats him for heel heat.

Bryan should win, Kofi deserves the moment to be at Wrestlemania.

Also weed belt is only 3 weeks old we can't retire it yet.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Ruby has a tough job in that she has to make the WrestleMania main eventer look good while also not looking like a total geek

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
some say hawaiians sailed to the islands from south america, in canoes made of pineapples. because of island gigantism, these tiny south american explorers evolved into the large hawaiians we are all now familiar with

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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CarlCX posted:

Kofi should completely win and even as a huge Bryan fan it's gonna be sad when Bryan beats him for heel heat.

It's gonna be Rowan who does.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
ah getting the train wreck out of the way first

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This match is gonna be bad

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I think we need to give WWE credit.

Rondy Rousey was the biggest sports star on the planet a few years ago and they made her into garbage within several appearances. That's a gift.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Raskolnikov38 posted:

ah getting the train wreck out of the way first

gotta make room for the kofitrain

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
this match is gonna be a fuckin shitshow

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Kofi/Bryan at wrestlemania, Kofi/Bryan career vs title at summerslam, and that's how you let Kofi retire as the legend he loving is.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i stepped on a cheap version of a lego and it broke and absorbed into my foot. i can wear a shoe made out of legos now that snaps to the bottom of my foot, or make an entire suit possibly. that would be hard

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:ohdear: Carmella is out first.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Carmella getting some boos

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
They're leaning into the Carmella thing huh

Standard Measure
Sep 5, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Bryan should win, Kofi deserves the moment to be at Wrestlemania.

Also weed belt is only 3 weeks old we can't retire it yet.

I think you get a perfectly fine story out of kofi wins because the chamber allows for upsets, then feuds and retains against bryan at mania. Still a huge moment IMO.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
carmella and naomi are either going to job hilariously or win depending on vince's mood

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
hey look its the troublemakers!!!!

how quickly will they get pinned

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

surf rock posted:

They're leaning into the Carmella thing huh

No. Nobody knows or cares about that.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Okay this is cool as hell and I'm totally on board with Naomi/Carmella

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

they’re already such a cute team :kimchi:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Eh, ok. I guess I'll watch this.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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1glitch0 posted:

I think we need to give WWE credit.

Rondy Rousey was the biggest sports star on the planet a few years ago and they made her into garbage within several appearances. That's a gift.

She was the biggest star before she lost twice.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Carmella and Naomi, aka Team Topical

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
team "had a rough week"

Standard Measure
Sep 5, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ah getting the train wreck out of the way first

must've been going very bad to pull it from the main event.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Drew McIntyre posted:

some say the hawaiian islands are made of pineapples

fun fact it snowed on the pineapple islands for the first time in known history a few days ago because we hosed up the world too much lmao

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao trying a little too hard there graves

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

“That’s a little aggressive”

Yeah Corey. Ffs.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

:lol: trophy I guess?

I'm surprised this is curtain jerking, all things considered. I expected this to be up the list.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Team Please Don't Search For Them On Twitter

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
corey ought to take his own advice about not touching the trophy before he wins the event

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Oi Oi Oi

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
My only hope for this match is that it sucks and no one dies. Like I literally hope no one does anything dumb that they can't do.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Silly Burrito posted:

It's gonna be Rowan who does.

Bryan is going to need a third for his stable.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
what's the carmella thing i haven't been keeping up with the weekly threads

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I was kind of hoping that Corey wouldn't commentate this match. It's just a little too weird for me.

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