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Man I could have used ki rata on this bunch of kale what a pain to chop with a knife
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Royalty does not eat kale.
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Feb 18, 2019 02:47
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Bilirubin posted:Man I could have used ki rata on this bunch of kale what a pain to chop with a knife Royalty chops their kale with the terrible Blade of Want
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Feb 18, 2019 02:53
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Dead Reckoning posted:OTOH, Solomon turned that guy into a topological defect with his elbow. I assume the logic is that the only person who can stop a Ki Rata practitioner is another Ki Rata practitioner, so you do need a very, very small number of people trained in it in order to swiftly shut down anyone who looks like they might be about to learn how to punch through planets.
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Feb 18, 2019 02:54
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Royalty eats a good vegetable like gai lan.
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Feb 18, 2019 03:10
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Kale Six Billion Demons.
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Feb 18, 2019 03:38
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Reach Heaven Through Quinoa.
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Lights posted:Reach Heaven Through Quinoa. There was quinoa in the soup as well! And chickpeas Hostile V posted:Kale Six Billion Demons. 
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Feb 18, 2019 05:34
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Hostile V posted:Kale Six Billion Demons. That is a synonym for kill
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Feb 18, 2019 05:58
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Krill 6 Billion Demons
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Feb 18, 2019 11:35
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Reach Heaven Through Vegetables
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Feb 18, 2019 11:50
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kill 6 billion donuts (giant gold homer replaces jagganath)
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Oh yes finally a successor worthy of my kingdom! The prophesized king of kings! At long last he will lead- and then conclude, "I should've been making daughters!"
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Feb 18, 2019 12:36
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he's going to try to marry allison to make ~the perfect heir~
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Feb 18, 2019 13:31
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Toxic love triangle between Alison, Cio and Solomon. Zaid? I'm guessing Nyave will see him as a decent fixer upper and discover eventually that no he's actually just another jerk underneath it all.
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Feb 18, 2019 13:33
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Who What Now posted:Ki Rata is alright, but it's no CQC.
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Feb 19, 2019 04:58
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SardonicTyrant posted:It's no Segata-do, which involves throwing a man so hard he explodes. Is that a Segata/Sugata Sanshiro reference?
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Feb 19, 2019 05:17
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Fish Noise posted:In true Solomon David almost-enlightened-isn't-enlightened-at-all fashion, his dunking will reveal to him, "This empire building and obsessing over legacy and succession! I've had it all wrong the whole time!" Uhhhh that is actually extremely enlightened, tho?????? SardonicTyrant posted:It's no Segata-do, which involves throwing a man so hard he explodes. Yes but does it allow for seamless transition from a gun battle to knife fighting? Yeah, didn't think so.
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Feb 19, 2019 06:45
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Who What Now posted:Uhhhh that is actually extremely enlightened, tho?????? Let's be honest, here: the multiverse is not ready.
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Darth Walrus posted:I assume the logic is that the only person who can stop a Ki Rata practitioner is another Ki Rata practitioner, so you do need a very, very small number of people trained in it in order to swiftly shut down anyone who looks like they might be about to learn how to punch through planets.
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Feb 19, 2019 07:35
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Fish Noise posted:In true Solomon David almost-enlightened-isn't-enlightened-at-all fashion, his dunking will reveal to him, "This empire building and obsessing over legacy and succession! I've had it all wrong the whole time!" Queue a gang of Swolomon's teenage daughters bullying the other kids at school cause they don't know Ki Rata.
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Feb 19, 2019 08:36
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Grand theft stellar.
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Man imagine how loving good noodles a person with Royalty could make, that's the real way to establish peace on Throne and the 777,777 universes. "Better to tempt a broken body from their pot than to be a willing slave to their mastery" ChaseSP fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Feb 19, 2019 |
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Feb 19, 2019 09:38
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Synthbuttrange posted:Grand theft stellar. I'm imagining someone riding a stolen sun through space using some sort of lightning harness like an old timey horse and wagon, in turn being chased by several smaller suns making wee-wooo siren noises.
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Feb 19, 2019 10:01
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He punched the suns into existence.
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Dead Reckoning posted:Sure, but presumably the reason that punching through planets is "a bad thing" is because people live on them, so unless your concern for planets remaining unpunched is geological rather than humanitarian, Yemmod pillaging, enslaving, salting, ransacking, flattening and extinguishing the sun of Rayuba has the same effect and should draw a similar response. Not if punching through planets is only a basic technique, and causes, like, multiversal shrapnel or something. It's entirely possible that Yem doesn't scale up nearly as hard as a Ki Rata master. You're being extremely unimaginative about this, dude.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Is that a Segata/Sugata Sanshiro reference? 
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I have to imagine that mastering Ki Rata, as shown, makes one dangerously close to or roughly equivalent to a demiurge in power. And we all know these are the sorts of people that throw planets at each other for a bit of warm up.
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Darth Walrus posted:Not if punching through planets is only a basic technique, and causes, like, multiversal shrapnel or something. It's entirely possible that Yem doesn't scale up nearly as hard as a Ki Rata master. You're being extremely unimaginative about this, dude. The multiverse demonstrably still exists, so unless you're imagining a few wholly unmentioned backup ones no it doesn't explode every time a ki rata master practices their morning routine these are guys who were stuck with living in the same world they did punches in until the demiurges showed up which puts sort of a practical limit on the sun-exploding they can honestly say they're capable of A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Feb 19, 2019 |
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Feb 19, 2019 16:25
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Well, they were stuck living in the same universe; a universe can be a single city or world, or like ours it can be its own cosmos. So you could have Ki Rata masters who elbow-check suns out of existence, as long as their just use their martial arts breathing bullshit to fly somewhere besides the inhabited rocks to do it. Or the Ki Rata guys are literally Goku and occasionally blow up planets and other interstellar objects but it's ok because their universe had some loopy magic to make it better afterward. Which would make the first time they visited another universe pretty awkward. Don't worry about me oblierating the planet, we'll just round up the DragonBalls and wish it back. What do you mean you don't have any of those?! (I don't think any of this is the case though; I imagine that regular Ki Rata is limited, but Solomon may have some sort of scaled up version that allows him to do additional insane poo poo because he's a demiurge in possession of the Keys)
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The whole point of Ki Rata is Not Doing Ki Rata. Like, they kill anyone who come up with it because the only people who are going to independently invent Ki Rata are the kind of crazy muscle wizards who will get it into their head to go a'conquering with their new Art, and then the monks have to get involved, and more people die. It's nuclear non proliferation but for Kung Fu. Obviously, that fails when the guy you decided to trust with the plutonium and the nuke blueprints decides to use them. Solomon had the dedication to learn how, but he didn't have the purpose not to. The monks failed.
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wiegieman posted:The whole point of Ki Rata is Not Doing Ki Rata. Like, they kill anyone who come up with it because the only people who are going to independently invent Ki Rata are the kind of crazy muscle wizards who will get it into their head to go a'conquering with their new Art, and then the monks have to get involved, and more people die. It's nuclear non proliferation but for Kung Fu. If you're the only one with the atomic bomb, and you've already committed to using it against anyone who threatens your monopoly on nuclear weapons, why not nuke Hitler too, especially since your fantasy WMD can be finely tuned to vaporize single people?
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Dead Reckoning posted:Sure, but presumably the reason that punching through planets is "a bad thing" is because people live on them, so unless your concern for planets remaining unpunched is geological rather than humanitarian, I'm envisioning some kind of hosed up hell lorax that speaks for the rocks.
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Dead Reckoning posted:Which, again, is an extremely stupid stance. As evidenced by the monks kicking back and watching their world be turned into a sunless grave, because the guy who did it used A Tuning Fork For The Voice of God rather than Kung Fu Breathing Bullshit. I think that we're about to see that the tuning fork is minor league compared to the Kung Fu breathing bullshit.
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The reason you don't karate chop through planets is that isn't rad in and off itself. Royalty is being rad as gently caress. How have yelling not grasped this?
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Dead Reckoning posted:Which, again, is an extremely stupid stance. As evidenced by the monks kicking back and watching their world be turned into a sunless grave, because the guy who did it used A Tuning Fork For The Voice of God rather than Kung Fu Breathing Bullshit. I assume it's the same idea as Batman: if you have a massive power advantage over other people, accepting that you can use it to impose your will on the world for a good reason leads readily to moral degeneration and fascism enforced by (infinitely wealthy vigilantism/kung fu breathing bullshit), because everyone thinks they have good reasons for what they do, including fascists. Nuking Yemmod is a slippery slope to nuking a lot of people who are a lot less powerful / wicked than Yemmod. (Note that I mean this as an agreement with, not a disagreement with, your thinking here: Batman / the Ki Rata masters should really kill the Joker / Yemmod already and save everyone some trouble, I don't really care about his / their personal corruption compared to all the people the Joker / Yemmod murders on a regular basis. Just with qualifications, i.e., don't leave judgment on best usage of Ki Rata up to only the guys with Ki Rata, because when there's just one person with Ki Rata who gets to impose their ethics on everyone, you get Solomon David.) Poltergrift fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Feb 19, 2019 |
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Why did White Chain curb stomp a demon to teach Allison a lesson? Because it's rad. Why does Incubus know face kung-fu and appear as David Bowie in dreams? Because it's rad. Why did Mottom crash a city in Mammon's vault and then fight a BDSM nun? Because it's rad. Why did Solomon David spend a long time learning Ki Rata only to explode his master's face and torso at the last second? Because it's rad. Why is Solomon David gonna put on a tournament to usurp himself? Because it's rad.
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Who What Now posted:The reason you don't karate chop through planets is that isn't rad in and off itself. King Radical must have been royal as gently caress.
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Yes, thank you!
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I posit that Solomon murdering his masters was the first time ki rata was ever used to a positive outcome.
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