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MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012



Megillah Gorilla posted:

I love it so much when an animal just plops :allears:

My new puppy is totally convinced that every human can, and should, hold up her entire bodyweight anytime an open hand is offered

edit: whoops, dumb post to have at the top of a page. Have a pic of said puppy in apology:

MockingQuantum has a new favorite as of 17:29 on Feb 18, 2019

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Harley doesn’t hate cups, Harley hates the ordered universe.

Burn it all to the ground, Harley.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

MrYenko posted:

Harley doesn’t hate cups, Harley hates the ordered universe.

Burn it all to the ground, Harley.

For me the cup stacks represent the ivory towers of the 1% and Harley is my hero.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Nordick posted:

For me the cup stacks represent the ivory towers of the 1% and Harley is my hero.

Harley may be the monster we need right now but when the towers are destroyed Harley will still be a monster. Source - my alarm clock for years has been cockatoos and they're always loud and destructive.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Cockatoos are awesome birds who I will totally feed treats to that I am totally glad exist, and am equally glad I don’t own one or live in a place where they occur naturally.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

MrYenko posted:

Cockatoos are awesome birds who I will totally feed treats to that I am totally glad exist, and am equally glad I don’t own one or live in a place where they occur naturally.

They're just a handy reminder that birds are in fact dinosaurs and are just biding their time to reclaim the world from these dumb mammals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/CJdEEAA.mp4

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/rynprry/status/1097521929852993536

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47282950

quote:

A teenager who went into a coma after going to bed with a headache woke up four days later to discover she had given birth to a surprise baby girl.

Ebony Stevenson, 18, from Oldham, had no idea she was pregnant when she went to bed feeling unwell.

She was taken to hospital after suffering a series of seizures where medics discovered she was expecting.

A strangely uplifting story, but the pic is what sells it:



Baby's all "It was a surprise to me too, mate..."

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
For a second when I saw "coma" I thought you were sharing a story about that lady who was impregnated while in a coma and I was wondering what the heck is wrong with you. What it actually is is considerably more thread-appropriate.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/petOupk.mp4

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
Which Pokemon is this?

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

MrYenko posted:

Harley doesn’t hate cups, Harley hates the ordered universe.

Yes. Harley is indeed a cockatoo.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

wheatpuppy posted:

Which Pokemon is this?

Shiny Nidoran, I'm pretty sure.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/KHaWWXz.mp4

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Gotta want it.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Autotune the Mews...

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Orca: HerP dE dErp de Derp loOk at Me I'm a hOomAn anD My BoAt SounDs like FartS derrrrrr :coolfish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GpI6NxlkP8

JD
Jan 11, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUmLjTOkHzs

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Wolves. They were once wolves.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

nockturne posted:

Wolves. They were once wolves.

I keep wanting to hear the windup noise when I see this.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Even when it gets right up close, it still looks like a battery operated thing. The way those legs move...

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's some shoggoth-like creature that was modified to take the appearance of something that humans would perceive as "cute and harmless"

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Jollity Farm posted:

Even when it gets right up close, it still looks like a battery operated thing. The way those legs move...

Always tempted to turn them over and look for the battery compartment when I meet one. I had one viciously attacking the parts of my ankle it could get to once :kimchi:

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Jippa posted:

This legit gives me vertigo.

'Sorite. Cattes got it covered:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeliciousAnnualKestrel-size_restricted.gif

"I'm cool."

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://gfycat.com/OccasionalDescriptiveGrackle

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Actually sounds like the Orca is imitating the sound of the outboard motor in the vid, at least from the perspective of the orca. Cool if true, is all.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
The humans clearly put that giant loudspeaker in the water to communicate, he is just trying to communicate back.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

withak posted:

The humans clearly put that giant loudspeaker in the water to communicate, he is just trying to communicate back.

Or to bitch politely to his gentle neighbors to SHUT THE HELL UP, PLEASE!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kittiesbot/status/1098074522358595586

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

"Hello, barkeep I am just a typical human on his way back from work and would like a large saucer of your finest milk please."

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Laundry fox
https://i.imgur.com/wIJHIp2.gifv

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mozilla DryerFox

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Shamelessly stolen:

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/JebdbzJ.gifv

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/cincinnatizoo/status/1098311690024824832?s=21

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
We got some good boys here

https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1098254184095367170?s=21

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

https://im.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-1-5a5f2f55246b.mp4

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1098359959895658497

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1098085788774916096

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