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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Outrail posted:

If they're voting for the people who keep them impoverished and oppressed I'm going to mix a healthy dose of scorn with my sympathy for these badly educated igorants.

Both parties will keep them impoverish and oppressed.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Both parties will keep them impoverish and oppressed.

Fair enough. But one will neglect, the other will actively oppress. I assume.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Shame Boy posted:

Like the only self-described hillbillies i've ever met drive F-350 king ranch whatevers, work in management and spend thousands of dollars on bespoke guns or hunting trips, as a result I kinda thought the term had fully shifted to that weird whitewashed "southern pride!!!!" version but I guess not everywhere?

nope

I live close to branson, and let me tell you that the poor people in the ozark area do NOT like being called hillbillies, white trash, rednecks, or even idiots. I'm baffled too but they like to think they have worth or w/e

feller has issued a correction as of 05:25 on Feb 17, 2019

megalodong
Mar 11, 2008

Senor Dog posted:

nope

I live close to branson, and let me tell you that the poor people in the ozark area do NOT like being called hillbillies, white trash, rednecks, or even idiots. I'm baffled too but they like to think they have worth or w/e

Peanut President posted:

I love communism but let me tell you about how dumb and fail poor people are

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

marx posted:

The lumpenproletariat is passive decaying matter of the lowest layers of the old society, is here and there thrust into the [progressive] movement by a proletarian revolution; [however,] in accordance with its whole way of life, it is more likely to sell out to reactionary intrigues.

this marx dude, he not good at this communism stuff

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

every post you make is one more piece of content for Viacom-ATT-Taco Bell to own after Lowtax needs a robot brain and sells us. Shut up and go found a commune bitch.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Once I worked the fast food chain
Now I peeve lumpenprole

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

this thread fuckin owns so hard I love it

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



here in texas they tried to replace in person visitation with remote video and the lege actually quickly responded with a bill to ban getting rid of in person visitation. due to lobbying they added an exception for jails that already incurred significant expenses converting to video visitation. the fun comes in that the press release of the company that was doing the conversions was advertising that it was done at no expense to the jail as the company covered the costs with user fees. so then all those jails had to convert back and the company never made the money it was expecting to.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

duz posted:

here in texas they tried to replace in person visitation with remote video and the lege actually quickly responded with a bill to ban getting rid of in person visitation. due to lobbying they added an exception for jails that already incurred significant expenses converting to video visitation. the fun comes in that the press release of the company that was doing the conversions was advertising that it was done at no expense to the jail as the company covered the costs with user fees. so then all those jails had to convert back and the company never made the money it was expecting to.

When you're so stupid you think politicians do evil for free so you don't bribe them in advance lmao.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1097181629854961664

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shame Boy posted:

Do y'all not live in the south or know that "hillbilly" and "redneck" are affectionately self-applied terms now that include people who drive $50k trucks n' poo poo

its always been affectionately self-applied. its a term of scorn you self-apply to say 'i dont care what that loving cityslicker thinks anyway'. and its fighting words when some rich jackass is dumb enough to call you one to your face

The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

Larry Parrish posted:

its always been affectionately self-applied. its a term of scorn you self-apply to say 'i dont care what that loving cityslicker thinks anyway'. and its fighting words when some rich jackass is dumb enough to call you one to your face

Sounds kind of like the n word

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



huh, last time I saw that account it was someone role playing as taylor swift except she is "hip" to cyber security or whatever. it is baffling to me that this account 1. still exists, and 2. appears to have a quarter of a million followers

anyway, regarding the content of the tweet: lol

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The DPRK posted:

Sounds kind of like the n word

it kind of us tbh. its like how when a 2nd generation Mexican says wetback it's funny but if my 5th generation rear end says that it's extremely rude

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Mr. Lobe posted:

huh, last time I saw that account it was someone role playing as taylor swift except she is "hip" to cyber security or whatever. it is baffling to me that this account 1. still exists, and 2. appears to have a quarter of a million followers
They still roleplay as Taylor Swift except working in security (except when they're posting about furry poo poo).

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

bob dobbs is dead posted:

this marx dude, he not good at this communism stuff

lumpenprole aren't forgotten people like 'white trash,' they're parasites that are more from the worker class, but have jobs that can only exist through oppressing the proles (examples: cop, pimp, gangster)

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Elysiume posted:

They still roleplay as Taylor Swift except working in security (except when they're posting about furry poo poo).

the 21st century is choc full of really embarrassing cultural phenomena, isn't it

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




This imploded years ago though, so I don't understand the gimmick?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Larry Parrish posted:

it kind of us tbh. its like how when a 2nd generation Mexican says wetback it's funny but if my 5th generation rear end says that it's extremely rude

I guess you dried off?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Coolness Averted posted:

lumpenprole aren't forgotten people like 'white trash,' they're parasites that are more from the worker class, but have jobs that can only exist through oppressing the proles (examples: cop, pimp, gangster)

Anyone in the insurance industry, like me! I will happily take my place in line when the guillotines are built, I am guilty of making my wages off gross government waste and the misery of sick and dying soldiers.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Okay so we've seen 35% MORE, but how about 50% MORE



Let's rotate these and see how many servings MORE we got.

Oh. It's two less. lol.

Capitalism: Making MORE with LESS

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Spatial posted:

Okay so we've seen 35% MORE, but how about 50% MORE



Let's rotate these and see how many servings MORE we got.

Oh. It's two less. lol.

Capitalism: Making MORE with LESS

That is right out of Orwell's 1984 with the chocolate rationing. Jesus.

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the increasing prevalence of ads that are basically "lmao, it sure loving sucks that capitalism treats you like a worthless sack of poo poo, eh? give us money" is pretty tiresome

that loving fiverr ad is probably the worst example, enrages me every time

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

It's like the other face of those "feel good" news stories about how someone walks 15 miles to work every day after their car broke down or went back to work right after being in a car accident or whatever glorifying the idea of sacrificing yourself for your lovely job (and if you don't, you are lazy scum)

Enfys has issued a correction as of 21:29 on Feb 18, 2019

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
we’re about 5 minutes away from a non-paraphrased “you hate your life. drink to forget”

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Enfys posted:

It's like the other face of those "feel good" news stories about how someone walks 15 miles to work every day after their car broke down or went back to work right after being in a car accident or whatever glorifying the idea of sacrificing yourself for your lovely job (and if you don't, you are lazy scum)

"Heartwarming: this 6 year old set up a lemonade stand to help his mother pay for dialysis"

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

we’re about 5 minutes away from a non-paraphrased “you hate your life. drink to forget”

I swear there's a comedian, I think it might be Patton Oswalt, with a bit about a Martini and Rossi billboard from the late 80s/early 90s with this premise.

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

It's his bit about a Dewar's billboard that said something like "at least one thing will go right today"

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


DragQueenofAngmar posted:

we’re about 5 minutes away from a non-paraphrased “you hate your life. drink to forget”



Also, related to that particular brand of vodka, somebody stole 30,000 liters of their iceberg water.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/iceberg-vodka-port-union-water-theft-1.5020177

quote:

In a theft fitting of the Oceans franchise, somebody has stolen 30,000 litres of iceberg water from a Canadian vodka company.

Iceberg Vodka is now saying it was the rightful owner of the glacial goodness, which was allegedly stolen from a tank inside a warehouse in Port Union, a tiny town on the east coast of Newfoundland.

"We were shocked that we would be missing 30,000 litres of our precious water," said Iceberg CEO David Meyers. "We store it in secure tanks and we never, ever would have expected anyone to take such a quantity of water."

Iceberg water can only be harvested once a year, when the iconic icy chunks drift close to the rocky shores of Newfoundland and Labrador.

While no amount of money can purchase a 15,000-year-old chunk of ice, Meyers said they likely have a financial reprieve. The stolen water was insured

Insuring water, water heists, a preview of what's to come.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Gollum is an old white pudgy man

quote:

"We were shocked that we would be missing 30,000 litres of our precious water," said Iceberg CEO David Meyers.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Sounds like he resents its absence.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Wrex Ruckus posted:

Sounds like he resents its absence.

:perfect:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

World War Mammories posted:

the increasing prevalence of ads that are basically "lmao, it sure loving sucks that capitalism treats you like a worthless sack of poo poo, eh? give us money" is pretty tiresome

that loving fiverr ad is probably the worst example, enrages me every time


mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

God dammit I hate that sign.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hate fiver
I hate the gig economy
I hate loving silicon valley tech companies destroying workforces so that the rich assholes at the top can exploit more people faster for less investment and no oversight.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Yup, it was Patton with the booze bit.

https://youtu.be/PD5yNO2jkNo

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Tashilicious posted:

I hate fiver
I hate the gig economy
I hate loving silicon valley tech companies destroying workforces so that the rich assholes at the top can exploit more people faster for less investment and no oversight.

It's just poor people shuffling what's left of the money between each other and they get a cut of each transaction. loving road bandits lol. How the gently caress has this poo poo not been burned to the ground yet?

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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crazypoops posted:

It's just poor people shuffling what's left of the money between each other and they get a cut of each transaction. loving road bandits lol. How the gently caress has this poo poo not been burned to the ground yet?

because the united states has settled on the fact that the only people who deserve to live are people with money.

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