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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Shindragon's hands shake as they plead for a Prime Remaster. They've been in Samus withdraw for years.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
They're never making a sequel to Fusion, are they? The monstrous Samus was something that could be used in more creative ways.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

any new Metroid would just be another titty game

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Samuringa posted:

They're never making a sequel to Fusion, are they? The monstrous Samus was something that could be used in more creative ways.

Post Fusion part metroid Samus would be fighting the space cops as well as the pirates, so it should happen.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

The 7th Guest posted:

i generally expect nintendo to do the unexpected (and simultaneously disappoint people) so at this point i'm willing to throw anything at the wall

oddworld
zone of the enders 3 (ok probably not)
mercenaries 3 (rip pandemic)
conker
kaio king of pirates
baten kaitos 3
opoona 2 (i'm just posting this one to upset crow)

I can't believe nintendo is funding Valkyrie Profile Hrist

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



https://twitter.com/TheGrimyGhost/status/1097322721732526080

The last clip is amazing

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Samuringa posted:

They're never making a sequel to Fusion, are they? The monstrous Samus was something that could be used in more creative ways.

MercurySteam said they wanted to do it, wouldn't be shocked if they did.

And yea with the Link's Awakening announcement it's clear that they're still gonna make 3DS style games.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Also I can't believe Siskel and Ebert pioneered the Quick Look long before Jeff Gerstmann ever tried

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Phantasium posted:

Samus Returns was dope.

Yea this, it's Metroid meets Resident Evil 4 it's extremely dope.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Ebert was just mad he didn't start LPs.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

they call it samus returns because after an hour you return it to the gamestop

e: im just kidding. see you next mission

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The 7th Guest posted:

i generally expect nintendo to do the unexpected (and simultaneously disappoint people) so at this point i'm willing to throw anything at the wall

oddworld
zone of the enders 3 (ok probably not)
mercenaries 3 (rip pandemic)
conker
kaio king of pirates
baten kaitos 3
opoona 2 (i'm just posting this one to upset crow)

Why do you say things you know will hurt me

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Hello hell-o

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Crabtree posted:

Shindragon's hands shake as they plead for a Prime Remaster. They've been in Samus withdraw for years.

You aren’t wrong.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
A brand new oddworld would be pretty cool but idk if that's even a thing that can be made nowadays, idk if the company is still around or if the devs are still doing stuff or not

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

FirstAidKite posted:

Hello hell-o

Hello Hell...o? is the name of a mediocre RPGmaker horror game

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

FirstAidKite posted:

A brand new oddworld would be pretty cool but idk if that's even a thing that can be made nowadays, idk if the company is still around or if the devs are still doing stuff or not
oddworld inhabitants is still around, they're working on a remake of the second game currently

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Just give Oddworld to the Escape Goat people

al-azad
May 28, 2009



One of the most original and weird FPS games is an Oddworld game let that sink in.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Phantasium posted:

Samus Returns was dope.

Worst metroid after other m and 1

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Crabtree posted:

I HOPE YOU FOLKS ARE READY FOR DEVIL'S THIRD 2!

I think you mean Devil's Fourth

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

axelblaze posted:

Just give Oddworld to the Escape Goat people
why would they do that when lorne lanning is still out there making video games

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



no he isn’t don’t make things up

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

Worst metroid after other m and 1

How so?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





Level design bad
Repetitive bosses
Very bad controls
Poor atmosphere

Side by side with am2r its no bueno

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
i would have been able to tolerate killing the same four bosses over and over again if not for each area being an identical beige cave with palette swapped enemies. i know the devs didn't have much to work with, but am2r at least made an effort to make areas distinct

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

I'd like to see a new Metroid game vary the suit design more. I know the varia suit is iconic, but the dark suit and base fusion suit were cool (though the varia and gravity color schemes in Fusion were terrible).

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
if you don't love me in my purple/yellow barf uniform, you don't deserve me in my iconic orange power suit

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i liked the weird fusion suit stuff well enough, the extreme linearity and marked objective waypoints and the stupid dialogue not so much

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



the most recent metroids i’ve played being super, fusion, and prime 3 i think?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Got my Switch, having the buttons be XABY clockwise from the top instead of YBAX is loving with me

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Jay Rust posted:

Got my Switch, having the buttons be XABY clockwise from the top instead of YBAX is loving with me

It gets worse if you have a playstation.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



that was the snes configuration wasn’t it

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Propaganda Hour posted:

It gets worse if you have a playstation.



Clearly somebody need to make a console with X on the right button to fill out the pattern.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Cowcaster posted:

that was the snes configuration wasn’t it

All Nintendo controllers with four face buttons have the same configuration.

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Clearly somebody need to make a console with X on the right button to fill out the pattern.

gamecube has X on the right

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Cowcaster posted:

that was the snes configuration wasn’t it

and the gamecube if you squint

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Samus Returns looked like a neat and fun game, if it really is a bad game then this is the first I've heard of it.

Though looking interesting to me is not exactly a high bar to clear. I find all kinds of poo poo interesting, even games that are definitely not good.

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Propaganda Hour posted:

It gets worse if you have a playstation.



I am fine with the Playstation buttons being symbols because that keeps it in a separate file in my brain, but the Xbox and Nintendo being reverse of each other and most PC games using Xbox button prompts with no directional indicators while I try to use a DS4 on the PC is a living hell

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