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Don Dongington posted:Goon: "Yeah can I get a roast lamb and pumpkin, a garlic prawn and a 148 meats... anyone else want to put in?" Let's dunk on this stupid motherfucker together, reminicent of that scene from the 1996 comedy film "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood".
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Feb 19, 2019 05:04
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The Lord Bude posted:Nah it's being respectful of another culture's cuisine and not bastardising it like some kind of bogan gutter dweller. True purists only eat the finest pizza picked raw from the pizza plant.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:10
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Who cares what people eat
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Feb 19, 2019 05:12
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Do you know that pizza has tomato on it, a crop imported from the new world by Spanish Conquistadors who were brutal, slave driving colonists? I do. And I'm watching you enjoy that food while shaking my head in disgust.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:12
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i got pizza from hunter gourmet pizza and it arrived raw. like literally raw. it was slightly above room temperature so it had at one point seen the inside of an oven, but it couldn't have been for longer than sixty seconds. i cooked it for 50 minutes at 180 degrees and even then i would have classified it as "medium" at best. i hope we can all agree that pizzas, more than any other food, should be well-done; they should be crispy; they should be caramelised
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Feb 19, 2019 05:14
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lyndon schneiders from the wilderness society keeps sending me loving emails with subjects like "the faulty invisibility cloak" that i refuse to open on principle even though i know they're going to be about the leadbeater's possum or some other creature that i personally care deeply about. i don't know who to complain to
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Feb 19, 2019 05:14
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Feb 19, 2019 05:15
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I honestly didn’t think the next auspol meltdown would be over the innate classism/racism of eating pizza but here we are
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Feb 19, 2019 05:15
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pikachode posted:i got pizza from hunter gourmet pizza and it arrived raw. like literally raw. it was slightly above room temperature so it had at one point seen the inside of an oven, but it couldn't have been for longer than sixty seconds. i cooked it for 50 minutes at 180 degrees and even then i would have classified it as "medium" at best. i hope we can all agree that pizzas, more than any other food, should be well-done; they should be crispy; they should be caramelised If a menu has the word "gourmet" anywhere on it you're in for some garbage food
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Feb 19, 2019 05:16
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Chicken Parmigiana posted:All right Auspol... the original comic was kind of born here, so you get to see the redux first. Go Chicken Parma! This is excellent! One minor complaint, can you please force https on your website (otherwise my browser yells at me). I will share with anyone who will listen
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Feb 19, 2019 05:16
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"Here's your gourmet pizza!" *Slaps down a tandori chicken pizza with a swirl of chili aoili*
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Feb 19, 2019 05:16
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Harry Potter is for children and these loving millennials need to read another book
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Feb 19, 2019 05:16
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tithin posted:At a moment when the Tories are literally tearing themselves in two, UK Labour centrists again try to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. P.S. This is going to happen in the usa too because everyone thinks this is their best shot at the top job.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:29
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Don Dongington posted:Oh man pineapple is the least of your worries if you're going to run that angle. That depends how broadly you're willing to define pizza. Personally I restrict it to places that make pizza in accordance with the standards laid out by the Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana. Don Dongington posted:Goon: "Yeah can I get a roast lamb and pumpkin, a garlic prawn and a 148 meats... anyone else want to put in?" Nah they're both heathens
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Feb 19, 2019 05:30
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The Lord Bude posted:That depends how broadly you're willing to define pizza. Personally I restrict it to places that make pizza in accordance with the standards laid out by the Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana. OH MY GOD SHUT THE gently caress UUUUUUUP
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Feb 19, 2019 05:31
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Yeah, you haven't actually eaten pizza until you've flown to napoli, engaged with the locals, and had an actual italian cook it for you. I'm politically aligned with the proletariat by the way
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Feb 19, 2019 05:32
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Amethyst posted:OH MY GOD SHUT THE gently caress UUUUUUUP You're the one shouting. Indoor voice please. Amethyst posted:Yeah, you haven't actually eaten pizza until you've flown to napoli, engaged with the locals, and had an actual italian cook it for you. I'm politically aligned with the proletariat by the way There are any number of places where you can do that here. You don't have to go to Italy to eat properly made pizza. I can give you some places if you like.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:33
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tomato a fruit
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Feb 19, 2019 05:33
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Can more people please help me flame this guy? I feel like I'm doing all the heavy lifting here.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:33
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thatbastardken posted:tomato a fruit This is correct! And bananas do in fact have seeds in them as I also proved to my grade 2 teacher's chagrin!
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Feb 19, 2019 05:35
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Tomato is a culinary vegetable and therefore not a fruit in the relevant context.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:37
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Endman posted:Harry Potter is for children and these loving millennials need to read another book *slides a Drizzt book across the table @ u*
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Feb 19, 2019 05:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsO9qMdzsgM
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Feb 19, 2019 05:39
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thatbastardken posted:tomato a fruit salsa is a fruit salad
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Feb 19, 2019 05:39
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You're only allowed to call it pizza if it's from the Pizza region of Italy, otherwise it's a fancy flatbread
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Feb 19, 2019 05:41
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deep dish pizza is actually a type of quiche
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Feb 19, 2019 05:42
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In Italy they call it pizza scallop.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:44
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The Lord Bude posted:You're the one shouting. Indoor voice please. I've eaten at two different places endorsed by the verace association. you're still a loving moron.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:44
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amethyst are there any threads on this dead gay forum you're not making GBS threads up as hard as you possibly can
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Feb 19, 2019 05:44
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thatbastardken posted:tomato a fruit FRUIT AND VEGETABLE ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE YOU FUCKER
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Feb 19, 2019 05:45
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ungulateman posted:amethyst are there any threads on this dead gay forum you're not making GBS threads up as hard as you possibly can I post in like 3 threads. Maybe you should stop following me around like a fan?
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Feb 19, 2019 05:46
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pikachode posted:i got pizza from hunter gourmet pizza and it arrived raw. like literally raw. it was slightly above room temperature so it had at one point seen the inside of an oven, but it couldn't have been for longer than sixty seconds. i cooked it for 50 minutes at 180 degrees and even then i would have classified it as "medium" at best. i hope we can all agree that pizzas, more than any other food, should be well-done; they should be crispy; they should be caramelised Maximum heat you can get is the best way to cook pizza. I go two ways when eating pizza. It either has to be a nice stone cooked traditional pizza with just cheese and tomato sauce, or an unholy cheesy crust abomination with anything/everything on top of it. Anything between the two is a disappointment.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:47
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Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:48
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please understand many of my friends are italian and i have had handmade pizzas that could only be described as the kiss of a botticelli virgin
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Feb 19, 2019 05:49
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Sorry to derail the Auspizza thread for a second: https://twitter.com/MurrayWatt/status/1097710328836587521 Brendan O'Connor has been hammering the Libs on this during QT is doing another presser this afternoon. Could be they've decided to have a spine regarding something this month?
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Feb 19, 2019 05:51
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Endman posted:I honestly didn’t think the next auspol meltdown would be over the innate classism/racism of eating pizza but here we are That’s an unexpected stance given that the thread melts down every time the words pizza and pineapple are mentioned in the same sentence.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:53
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Khachapuri is better than cheese pizzas.
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Feb 19, 2019 05:53
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:FRUIT AND VEGETABLE ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE YOU FUCKER pineapple a vegetable
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pikachode posted:please understand many of my friends are italian and i have had handmade pizzas that could only be described as the kiss of a botticelli virgin soggy and awkward
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