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Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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KFC Burger Towers. Thoughts?

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:19

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 19:02

Box of Bunnies: Apr 3, 2012; by Pragmatica

DRINK ME posted:

Why a pipe and no meth?

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:19

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

hambeet posted:

Beetroot on burgers. I'm for it. Come at me.

how about just a beetroot burger

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:19

Jonah Galtberg: Feb 11, 2009

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# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:20

Xerxes17: Feb 17, 2011

I support the local businesses near my house. $11 high quality small tropical Pizza, the $10 min chips and a flake, or the $8.50 quarter chicken and chips with a can of coke. :australia:

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:21

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

hambeet posted:

Beetroot on burgers. I'm for it. Come at me.

Burn one, take it through the garden, pin a rose on it and give it the Barnaby

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:21

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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Jonah Galtberg posted:

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This post reminds me of popcorn chicken. Life hack: Get some potato and gravy and dip the popcorn chicken in the gravy. Discard the lovely potato when you're done.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:22

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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Xerxes17 posted:

I support the local businesses near my house. $11 high quality small tropical Pizza, the $10 min chips and a flake, or the $8.50 quarter chicken and chips with a can of coke.

What is your opinion on chicken salt on battered fish?

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# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:23

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Jonah Galtberg posted:

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Are the burgers really better at hungry jacks?

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:23

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Amethyst posted:

Pretty good, but what about this

Or this. Mmmmmmm

dominos loves this gimmick coz it lets them sell you 30% less toppings and charge you more for it, at the cost of a bag of unflavoured doritos crumbs or whatever

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:23

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

a maxibon is a sandwich

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:25

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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Just had an idea: chicken salt pizza.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:25

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Amethyst posted:

Just had an idea: chicken salt pizza.

With slabs of overcooked chicken breast

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:25

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

hambeet posted:

Are the burgers really better at hungry jacks?

I wouldn't know as I haven't been back since they signed onto the Coalition's intern scheme and now pay jobseekers $4/hour.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:26

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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hambeet posted:

With slabs of overcooked chicken breast

nah with this

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:26

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Don Dongington posted:

I wouldn't know as I haven't been back since they signed onto the Coalition's intern scheme and now pay jobseekers $4/hour.

You're missing out.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:28

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Amethyst posted:

nah with this

Stuffed in the crust.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:28

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

hambeet posted:

You're missing out.

Hardly!

Perth has become somewhat of a mecca for independent burger joints in the past year or two, so if you feel like a cool change and some decent food you should pop over!

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:30

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

https://junkee.com/berejiklian-facebook-event-nsw-police/194339 posted:

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Cops Are Contacting People Who Clicked �Attending� On A Satirical, Anti-Gladys Facebook Event

Over the last few months, Gladys Berejiklian has earned a reputation as an autocrat who refuses to listen to the Australian people on issues such as pill-testing, and whose government uses the rule of law to wage a misguided war against youth culture.

Now, in a move that will not help such a reputation, it appears that any Facebook users who have responded to a satirical event about leaving a poo on Berejiklian�s doorstep might find that they have received a DM from an active member of the NSW Police Force.

As first reported by Sniff Off, an anti-drug dog advocacy group, the whole debacle began with the creation of a satirical Facebook event named �Leave a poo at Gladys Berejiklian�s doorstep�.

A tongue in cheek response to the Berejiklian government�s stance on music festivals and pill-testing, the event quickly garnered more than 13,000 thousand responses. But soon after clicking, �attending�, an unidentified Facebook user got a message from �Michael Alexander�, who purported to be from North Shore Area Command.

Politics
Cops Are Contacting People Who Clicked �Attending� On A Satirical, Anti-Gladys Facebook Event
by Joseph Earp 19 February 2019

Over the last few months, Gladys Berejiklian has earned a reputation as an autocrat who refuses to listen to the Australian people on issues such as pill-testing, and whose government uses the rule of law to wage a misguided war against youth culture.

Now, in a move that will not help such a reputation, it appears that any Facebook users who have responded to a satirical event about leaving a poo on Berejiklian�s doorstep might find that they have received a DM from an active member of the NSW Police Force.

As first reported by Sniff Off, an anti-drug dog advocacy group, the whole debacle began with the creation of a satirical Facebook event named �Leave a poo at Gladys Berejiklian�s doorstep�.

A tongue in cheek response to the Berejiklian government�s stance on music festivals and pill-testing, the event quickly garnered more than 13,000 thousand responses. But soon after clicking, �attending�, an unidentified Facebook user got a message from �Michael Alexander�, who purported to be from North Shore Area Command.

�North Shore Police would like to discuss a planned event you are involved with at the office of NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian�s [sic],� read the message.

�Are you please able to provide a phone number that we may contact you on. If you are not comfortable doing this please phone North Sydney Police Station and request to speak with Inspector Craig Huleatt.�

On first glance, the message looks like it might have been sent by an impostor pretending to be Michael Alexander, who is indeed a North Shore-based Police Officer. After all, that Michael Alexander�s profile picture is a low-res image of the NSW Police Force logo does not exactly inspire confidence that the messenger is legit.

For that reason, Junkee contacted NSW Police to the post, asked them to verify that the message was sent by an active member of the force, and pressed them on whether it is usual for officers to use Facebook messenger in such a manner.

In response, the Police Force said this: �Although it�s not encouraged, police officers may use social media on rare occasions to contact a person when there is no other option available.�

So yep: Michael Alexander is for real, and operating within the boundaries of acceptable � if not encouraged � police behaviour.

For Sniff Off, this is one more volley in a bizarre culture war waged by the Berejiklian government.

�The fact that the NSW Police Force is seriously investigating a Facebook event called �Leave a poo at Gladys Berejiklian�s doorstep� is ridiculous,� a spokesperson for Sniff Off told Junkee. �The event is clearly a tongue-in-cheek protest against the Premier�s failure to bring about change that actually benefits the people of NSW. This is a waste of police resources and taxpayer money.

�We believe NSW Police should be protecting the serving the community, not investigating joke Facebook events or intimidating people from accessing medical help at music festivals.�

And we can�t believe this needs to be said, but please don�t poo on Gladys Berejiklian�s doorstep.

�North Shore Police Area Command are aware of the satirical nature of this event,� NSW Police told Junkee. �However, warns any member of the public who attends the office and commits an offence, will be dealt with appropriately.�

Local policeman unable to comprehend the idea of satire

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:31

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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Don Dongington posted:

Hardly!

Perth has become somewhat of a mecca for independent burger joints in the past year or two, so if you feel like a cool change and some decent food you should pop over!

Oh really? Wow man. Perth has independent restaurants? SOunds awesome. We don't have those here on the east coast. Perth sounds like a hell of a place, we only eat mcdonalds in Melbourne, Sydney, and Brisbane.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:32

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Don Dongington posted:

Hardly!

Perth has become somewhat of a mecca for independent burger joints in the past year or two, so if you feel like a cool change and some decent food you should pop over!

they opened a carls jr in melbourne the other day and i gave it a try.

absolute soggy dogshit. i could have put on a white button up shirt and made a decent falling down cosplay

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:32

screaden: Apr 8, 2009

So does Woolworths charging for more milk actually help farmers or just give more money to Woolworths?

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:34

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Don Dongington posted:

Hardly!

Perth has become somewhat of a mecca for independent burger joints in the past year or two, so if you feel like a cool change and some decent food you should pop over!

Lol Perth has culture now

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:37

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Actually they had a nice whiskey bar a couple of years back

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:38

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Schnitz is great. Always order a fiery turban wrap kids.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:41

Jonah Galtberg: Feb 11, 2009

screaden posted:

So does Woolworths charging for more milk actually help farmers or just give more money to Woolworths?

I doubt that even Woolworths could get away with just not giving the extra money away so in that sense it's doing something

but the supermarkets have done more to hurt farmers with their criminally low pricing than any flood, and you can bet that they're not reducing their margins at all on the "charity milk"

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:42

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Are wedges chips?

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:43

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
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hambeet posted:

Are wedges chips?

They're fruit.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:43

NPR Journalizard: Feb 14, 2008

hambeet posted:

Lol Perth has culture now

You should come over for the fringe festival next year then.

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:44

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

NPR Journalizard posted:

You should come over for the fringe festival next year then.

Do it. GSC and I will take you out for lobster

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:47

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

hambeet posted:

Beetroot on burgers. I'm for it. Come at me.

It's the only time I like betroot so, sure

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:50

Xerxes17: Feb 17, 2011

Amethyst posted:

What is your opinion on chicken salt on battered fish?

Not a fan, but that's okay if it's your jam

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:50

ssmagus: Apr 2, 2010; Assmagus, LPer ass-traordinaire

Look, we all know that the only respectable food in Australia is Kanga. Kanga Snags, Kanga steak, Kanga Roadkill, Kanga on toast, Kanga kanga...

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:58

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Amethyst posted:

This post reminds me of popcorn chicken. Life hack: Get some potato and gravy and dip the popcorn chicken in the gravy. Discard the lovely potato when you're done.

You can just ask for gravy instead of the potato and gravy

# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:58