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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

Royalty is being rad as gently caress.

Sure

quote:

The reason you don't karate chop through planets is that isn't rad in and off itself.

Absolutely not.

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
How about the Tick rationale: "That's where I keep all my stuff!"

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


A.o.D. posted:

I posit that Solomon murdering his masters was the first time ki rata was ever used to a positive outcome.

What about when all the Ki Rata practitioners initially killed each other till they were pacifist monks?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

What about when all the Ki Rata practitioners initially killed each other till they were pacifist monks?

in retrospect comes off more like an extremely violent copyright battle

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Patrick Spens posted:

Sure


Absolutely not.

Radness needs a purpose to be rad.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Schwarzwald posted:

I'm envisioning some kind of hosed up hell lorax that speaks for the rocks.
That is a very mean thing to say about the Concordance Angels.

wiegieman posted:

I think that we're about to see that the tuning fork is minor league compared to the Kung Fu breathing bullshit.
Were that the case, the other demiurges would be making GBS threads themselves about attracting Solomon's attention, rather than Jagganoth.

Poltergrift posted:

I assume it's the same idea as Batman: if you have a massive power advantage over other people, accepting that you can use it to impose your will on the world for a good reason leads readily to moral degeneration and fascism enforced by (infinitely wealthy vigilantism/kung fu breathing bullshit), because everyone thinks they have good reasons for what they do, including fascists. Nuking Yemmod is a slippery slope to nuking a lot of people who are a lot less powerful / wicked than Yemmod.
It certainly is a complex moral quandary in the abstract, but worrying that flexing your Kung Fu will lead to a universe run by superpowered authoritarian dictators seems rather quaint in The Seven-Part World Run By Superpowered Authoritarian Dictators.

Poltergrift
Feb 16, 2014



"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a proper swordsman. One with clothes."

Dead Reckoning posted:

It certainly is a complex moral quandary in the abstract, but worrying that flexing your Kung Fu will lead to a universe run by superpowered authoritarian dictators seems rather quaint in The Seven-Part World Run By Superpowered Authoritarian Dictators.

I agree with you! Sitting on Ki Rata forever in a world full of dictators until you get pulped by one of your Deterrence Disciples isn't actually a good move, it's a way of avoiding getting your hands dirty. I'm just trying to work out the rationale behind these monks' decision.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

KSBD has kind of a lot of supremely powerful ultimate masters hobbled by myopically obsessing over some tiny detail of getting what they want until they completely lose sight of what they were actually trying to accomplish, "not my problem if the blood emperor is murdering everyone in the world, this is the department of Don't Abuse Crane Style" fits in pretty well with the demiurge mindset.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Violence is pointless, and only begets more violence and suffering. Think of the Very Wise Frog.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dr Cheeto posted:

Violence is pointless, and only begets more violence and suffering. Think of the Very Wise Frog.

"theres actually zero difference between good & bad things." Said the Very Wise Frog. "you imbecile. you loving moron"

Aurium
Oct 10, 2010

Dr Cheeto posted:

Violence is pointless, and only begets more violence and suffering. Think of the Very Wise Frog.

Very wise frog recognized that violence was inescapable, and use it to:

Clown someone who thought that he could run from violence.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

They're an ancient insular monastic community who dedicate their entire lives to the non-proliferation of their own ultimate kung fu. They don't think that there is any equivalence between ultimate kung fu and other kinds of mass destruction, because they haven't dedicated their lives to the other ones.

make mockery
Jan 31, 2019
the neat thing about demiurges is that the more demiurges you have the sooner youll have very few demiurges

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Poltergrift posted:

I agree with you! Sitting on Ki Rata forever in a world full of dictators until you get pulped by one of your Deterrence Disciples isn't actually a good move, it's a way of avoiding getting your hands dirty. I'm just trying to work out the rationale behind these monks' decision.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

KSBD has kind of a lot of supremely powerful ultimate masters hobbled by myopically obsessing over some tiny detail of getting what they want until they completely lose sight of what they were actually trying to accomplish, "not my problem if the blood emperor is murdering everyone in the world, this is the department of Don't Abuse Crane Style" fits in pretty well with the demiurge mindset.
It makes a nice counterpoint with Solomon: he's so utterly powerful that, if he just decided to walk off the job and pursue his journey towards becoming true royalty, there wouldn't be a drat thing anyone could to do to stop him. But he's so fixated on finding an appropriate successor in order to ensure that his empire endures without him that he can't leave, and it's quite possible that the whole thing can't work without Solomon David sitting in the big chair. Becoming unstoppable in hand to hand combat and then deciding that the only person suitable to replace you is someone able to defeat you in a duel is pretty on the nose.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Violence solves everything.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

getting a nasty feeling that allison will utterly shatter solomon's empire

her whole schtick thus far has been wqlking up to mega-powerful entities and just kicking away their crutches/breaking their cages, and the image of himself as a benevolent daddy-boss is absolutely solomon's

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

make mockery posted:

the neat thing about demiurges is that the more demiurges you have the sooner youll have very few demiurges

Demiurges are fissionable material

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

V. Illych L. posted:

getting a nasty feeling that allison will utterly shatter solomon's empire

her whole schtick thus far has been wqlking up to mega-powerful entities and just kicking away their crutches/breaking their cages, and the image of himself as a benevolent daddy-boss is absolutely solomon's

No, it'll be even worse, she'll break Solomon and he'll watch his empire truck on just fine without him.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Phy posted:

Demiurges are fissionable material

Incredibly destructive and incredibly toxic? Yeah, checks out.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

pseudorandom name posted:

No, it'll be even worse, she'll break Solomon and he'll watch his empire truck on just fine without him.
God that would actually just kick a ton of rear end.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Also, technically Mottom hosed up Mammon's stuff, not Allison. She totally ruined Mottom's whole thing, though that was much deserved.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

pseudorandom name posted:

No, it'll be even worse, she'll break Solomon and he'll watch his empire truck on just fine without him.

Solomon David succeeding where all the other great sages of the multiverse have failed at creating a stable empire whose continued existence isn't an absolute disaster would kinda prove him right on every point

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
kinda with previous posters who have mentioned that we'll shortly discover that solomon muscles' empire isn't nearly as wonderful at it looks on the surface

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

We spent days talking about how Solomon David’s empire doesn’t need him at all and yet he’s too proud to give it up and let it flourish without him.

The only thing that’s changed is that we now know that his pride is rooted in fear and despair.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

pseudorandom name posted:

No, it'll be even worse, she'll break Solomon and he'll watch his empire truck on just fine without him.

What if Solomon's Will is what keeps his world from being boiled into molten rock by two suns?

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

pseudorandom name posted:

No, it'll be even worse, she'll break Solomon and he'll watch his empire truck on just fine without him.

Well, I mean, their is a universal war brewing. Not sure this is really the best time for Solomon not to be around, since he isn't preparing anyone to take his spot.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Dead Reckoning posted:

It makes a nice counterpoint with Solomon: he's so utterly powerful that, if he just decided to walk off the job and pursue his journey towards becoming true royalty, there wouldn't be a drat thing anyone could to do to stop him. But he's so fixated on finding an appropriate successor in order to ensure that his empire endures without him that he can't leave, and it's quite possible that the whole thing can't work without Solomon David sitting in the big chair. Becoming unstoppable in hand to hand combat and then deciding that the only person suitable to replace you is someone able to defeat you in a duel is pretty on the nose.

He doesn't actually require "can beat him in a duel" his condition appears to be "single drop of blood." Which might not be PERFECTLY fair but I do reckon is pretty close to "is powerful enough that if i handed over all my demiurge power they'd be as powerful as i was with that demiurge power."

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Hey, you know who just demonstrated that they can spill a drop of blood from a demiurge who also has martial arts breathing bullshit?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Someone rules lawyer Solomon out of his empire by drawing a drop of his blood. On sketch paper.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Every single advisor he has can drop some of his blood by opening their own veins.

It's poetic logic, the best kind of logic.

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
what impresses me most isn't how gay this comic is but that it's so many different kinds of gay

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Dead Reckoning posted:

That is a very mean thing to say about the Concordance Angels.

Were that the case, the other demiurges would be making GBS threads themselves about attracting Solomon's attention, rather than Jagganoth.

Jagganoth is openly belligerent and wants universal mega-war. Solomon seems content to sitting on his empire waiting for a successor.

Also the Keys just seem to help channel and unlock power in people. Presumably all the crazy royalty reality bending nonsense can be achieved without any external tool (see: Meti's Sword Manual)

Which leads to believe that Allison will lose her key (or throw it away) at some point and furious dumbass her way into breaking her foot off in 7 very old people's asses.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

DancingShade posted:

Someone rules lawyer Solomon out of his empire by drawing a drop of his blood. On sketch paper.

The problem is that Solomon David probably went to significant lengths in making sure this couldn't happen. He seems very much a "my way or the highway" guy and probably has a clause where he can call bullshit on any challenger if they win and he decides they're still not worthy. Which it also seems likely he's used. Actually, do we have any notion of how long it's been since the first universal war?

Rigged Death Trap posted:


Which leads to believe that Allison will lose her key (or throw it away) at some point and furious dumbass her way into breaking her foot off in 7 very old people's asses.

Furious Dumbass is the most Royal of punch arts.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Why do people keep acting like 'legalist juridical hell' and 'cosmic tyrant' needs any additional cackling malevolence to be bad?

Also, we didn't get a tour of Mammon's bank's worst lending practices yet the audience got the idea that the Grand Dragon Bank was a problem without it. We really don't, narratively, need a bunch of misery porn to make the Celestial Empire a problem. (Also Abaddon stated it was the demiurgic domain he'd prefer to live in).

A perfect and efficient empire is still bad and needs to end.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


habeasdorkus posted:

The problem is that Solomon David probably went to significant lengths in making sure this couldn't happen. He seems very much a "my way or the highway" guy and probably has a clause where he can call bullshit on any challenger if they win and he decides they're still not worthy. Which it also seems likely he's used. Actually, do we have any notion of how long it's been since the first universal war?

Given he's the head of a legalistic empire, he's probably employed a whole army of scribes to nail down every detail of the succession rules and the Tournament of Power.

Boron_the_Moron
Apr 28, 2013

habeasdorkus posted:

Furious Dumbass is the most Royal of punch arts.

"My Furious Dumbass style has no weakness!"
"Weakness? It doesn't have any strengths!"
"Exactly!"

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Roland Jones posted:

Also, technically Mottom hosed up Mammon's stuff, not Allison. She totally ruined Mottom's whole thing, though that was much deserved.

Yeah, but Mottom only did that because she was following Allison. If Allison had gone home to Earth, say, Mottom would have blown the doors off Earth's gate instead. Mammon's poo poo got wrecked because of decisions Allison made. Indeed, she did go in there planning to wreck as much of Mammon's peace as she needed to in order to free Zaid. That she had a change of heart when she learned that Zaid wasn't there and saw how pitiable Mammon had become didn't change her original decision to invade his home.

For that matter, she didn't go to Mottom's palace intending to wreck the place either, she was just looking for Z. The pattern she's established is:

1) Enter a demi-urge's realm chasing Z.
2) Get involved in poo poo she didn't intend.
3) Wreck that demi-urge's poo poo.
4) Find lead to Z's current location.
5) GOTO 1

There's no reason to believe that she won't end up doing the exact same thing to Sol-Dave.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

It's also possible that every time he is incredibly disappointed that none of his sons think (or dare) to try a technically-correct solution.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

reignonyourparade posted:

He doesn't actually require "can beat him in a duel" his condition appears to be "single drop of blood." Which might not be PERFECTLY fair but I do reckon is pretty close to "is powerful enough that if i handed over all my demiurge power they'd be as powerful as i was with that demiurge power."
I think the fact that he's still in charge despite letting anyone able to rise to the top of the tournament have a 1v1 shot at galactic power speaks for itself.

Bongo Bill posted:

Hey, you know who just demonstrated that they can spill a drop of blood from a demiurge who also has martial arts breathing bullshit?
I feel like that might have gone a little differently if Incubus wasn't loving around.

jng2058 posted:

Yeah, but Mottom only did that because she was following Allison. If Allison had gone home to Earth, say, Mottom would have blown the doors off Earth's gate instead. Mammon's poo poo got wrecked because of decisions Allison made.
This is not something she could possibly have known, and isn't responsible for by any sane moral calculation.

Tenebrais posted:

It's also possible that every time he is incredibly disappointed that none of his sons think (or dare) to try a technically-correct solution.
The rules probably state that you have to spill the blood in the tournament, so that his barber doesn't become ruler of 1/7 of creation with a slip of his scissors. None of his sons seem to have the skill or gumption to punch their way up the bracket to a 1v1 with dear old dad.

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White Coke
May 29, 2015
What if Allison kills him without spilling any blood?

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