February game chat: I bet this Valentine was Sonixpected

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Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Boner culture is an exciting new way of saying rampant misogyny

# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:47

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 20:19

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

It's certainly a much funnier way.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:49

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

boner culture is when you laugh at the joker's latest boner on twitter, and make memes about the joker turning into a corncob

# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:57

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

All this time we�ve been accepting of anime titties... maybe we�ve been enabling boner culture??

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:01

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

This is the only boner culture I've ever been a part of

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:03

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

Sakurazuka posted:

Dragon Quest Builders would be better if enemies didn't do contact damage or your weapons were longer than a millimetre or the hit boxes weren't hosed up

I kinda blahed out in the third world again recently

I want to pick that back up and actually finish it since I do like it, just weird little kludgy poo poo like you mention gets in the way

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:05

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

You can get a free boner culture at Planned Parenthood iirc.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:06

Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

bushisms.txt posted:

This is the only boner culture I've ever been a part of

Dry Bones Crew Represent

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:06

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

Are dry bones the nobodies to boos' heartless?

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:10

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Dry Bowsette

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:16

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

In 5th grade we had a substitute teacher who was supposed to go over the skeleton with us for science class. He divided us into two teams with the plans to do a quiz show format. He asked us to pick out team names and naturally we called ourselves the Boner Brigade. He couldn�t understand why the whole class was laughing so hard and a traitor amongst us explained to him what a boner meant.

He got that face where he realized the class had steered the ship towards an iceberg and he didn�t know how to steer it back.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:18

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:20

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Jay Rust posted:

All this time we�ve been accepting of anime titties... maybe we�ve been enabling boner culture??

Ban the horniest gamer competition imo

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:23

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

tonight, I'm gaming in ff14's newest dungeon, the baldesion arsensal

its a pretty loving absurd thing to put in the kind of game that it is, its like they looked at blizzard making official WoW classic servers and they were like "well we're gonna put our classic mode inside the game gently caress you". so they made eureka, an entire island that removes most of the amenities of ff14 to make it play like a game that came out 20 years ago, mobility is heavily restricted, elemental strengths and weaknesses, zones full of mobs that can one hit kill you and aggro on sight or sound so you have to sneak past them, its own leveling progression where you lose exp and can level down on death, all these archaic ideas in MMO design that were abandoned years ago. and after dozens of hours of playing this pseudo-ff11 they've built, you're finally standing on the threshold of the castle that's been looming in the distance the entire time you've been on the island, the baldesion arsenal, and inside is just a perfectly recreated everquest dungeon, full of traps and monsters that can just immediately end your run. the very final boss of the place, after two hours of crawling through this castle, has a mechanic that just teleports you outside of the dungeon if you don't do it right lmao

i'm way more into it than I probably should be

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:23

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

FirstAidKite posted:

Oh

This is, uh, very specific

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:25

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

I am off work, time to play Tetris 99 for the rest of the evening.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:26

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

I said come in! posted:

I am off work, time to play Tetris 99 for the rest of the evening.

May the pieces be ever in your favor (and if I kill you, nothing personal)

T99 content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc4pfZWbiHw

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:30

Viewtiful Jew: Apr 21, 2007; Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is, uh, very specific

It can also double as a good Shao Kahnette cosplay.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:31

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

homeless snail posted:

tonight, I'm gaming in ff14's newest dungeon, the baldesion arsensal

its a pretty loving absurd thing to put in the kind of game that it is, its like they looked at blizzard making official WoW classic servers and they were like "well we're gonna put our classic mode inside the game gently caress you". so they made eureka, an entire island that removes most of the amenities of ff14 to make it play like a game that came out 20 years ago, mobility is heavily restricted, elemental strengths and weaknesses, zones full of mobs that can one hit kill you and aggro on sight or sound so you have to sneak past them, its own leveling progression where you lose exp and can level down on death, all these archaic ideas in MMO design that were abandoned years ago. and after dozens of hours of playing this pseudo-ff11 they've built, you're finally standing on the threshold of the castle that's been looming in the distance the entire time you've been on the island, the baldesion arsenal, and inside is just a perfectly recreated everquest dungeon, full of traps and monsters that can just immediately end your run. the very final boss of the place, after two hours of crawling through this castle, has a mechanic that just teleports you outside of the dungeon if you don't do it right lmao

i'm way more into it than I probably should be

This is bad, your time is more valuable than this

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:38

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

Jay Rust posted:

This is bad, your time is more valuable than this

maybe, but at the end you get a kind of ugly weapon and an orb to ride around

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:40

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

i respect your Gamer Spirit but that doesn't sound like a difficult challenge that can be overcome with skill but a pile of bullshit that has to be waded through with luck

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:40

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

homeless snail posted:

tonight, I'm gaming in ff14's newest dungeon, the baldesion arsensal

its a pretty loving absurd thing to put in the kind of game that it is, its like they looked at blizzard making official WoW classic servers and they were like "well we're gonna put our classic mode inside the game gently caress you". so they made eureka, an entire island that removes most of the amenities of ff14 to make it play like a game that came out 20 years ago, mobility is heavily restricted, elemental strengths and weaknesses, zones full of mobs that can one hit kill you and aggro on sight or sound so you have to sneak past them, its own leveling progression where you lose exp and can level down on death, all these archaic ideas in MMO design that were abandoned years ago. and after dozens of hours of playing this pseudo-ff11 they've built, you're finally standing on the threshold of the castle that's been looming in the distance the entire time you've been on the island, the baldesion arsenal, and inside is just a perfectly recreated everquest dungeon, full of traps and monsters that can just immediately end your run. the very final boss of the place, after two hours of crawling through this castle, has a mechanic that just teleports you outside of the dungeon if you don't do it right lmao

i'm way more into it than I probably should be

I played about 2 hours of eureka at launch and hated it but I want to play this dungeon...

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:42

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Jay Rust posted:

This is bad, your time is more valuable than this

For someone already subscribed to an MMO this isn't true.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:42

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1098015932088270848?s=19

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:43

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

i acknowledge the difficulty of bardersion arsenal or whatever. godspeed gamer

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:44

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

Cowcaster posted:

i respect your Gamer Spirit but that doesn't sound like a difficult challenge that can be overcome with skill but a pile of bullshit that has to be waded through with luck

nah its pure skill, the fights themselves aren't even all that difficult mechanically and mostly crib off other stuff in the game, they're just more unforgiving. you get one chance to correctly execute and if you don't then you're dead, and there's (mostly) no bringing you back, where usually in ff14 fights are designed to allow you one or two mistakes and recover

the one random element in the whole thing is an item that you can get that if you do die, has a 70% chance of auto raising you, but at that point it becomes a chance to erase a gently caress up rather than a chance to succeed

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:46

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

Setting aside the harsh punishment for failure, what's the mechanical difficulty level? Somewhere between extreme primals and savage raids I'm guessing?

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:50

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

cheetah7071 posted:

Setting aside the harsh punishment for failure, what's the mechanical difficulty level? Somewhere between extreme primals and savage raids I'm guessing?

its goes from probably about alliance raid difficulty to EX. the final boss is just ozma + two more mechanics, an additional stance and the thing that seems to really gently caress people up, baby ozmas that require you to resolve two different ozma shapes back to back

# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:58

The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

man i forgot that metal arms is a lotta game for a commercially unsuccessful 2004 shooter. i'm used to third person shooter campaigns being like six to eight hours long, but twelve is a whole other level. i still have more than half a game ahead of me

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:08

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

in mgs1 sniper wolf talks about how big boss took her away from a life on the battlefield and it's v funny to me to imagine him fultoning her

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:20

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

oddium posted:

in mgs1 sniper wolf talks about how big boss took her away from a life on the battlefield and it's v funny to me to imagine him fultoning her

"Hey kid, want a balloon?"

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:24

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

FirstAidKite posted:

Oh

Careful now, bowsette fanart less NSFW than this got people banned during the AGDQ thread.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:28

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Propaganda Hour posted:

Careful now, bowsette fanart less NSFW than this got people banned during the AGDQ thread.

I'd say posting nsfw squid kid art probably contributed.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:38

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Propaganda Hour posted:

Careful now, bowsette fanart less NSFW than this got people banned during the AGDQ thread.

lol

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:52

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Im the boobs made of bone

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:53

Ometeotl: Feb 13, 2012; It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

I'd say posting nsfw squid kid art probably contributed.

People got probed for innocuous images too. It was a real moderation clusterfuck.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:55

Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

i'm willing to tolerate some collateral damage in regards to people posting child porn, myself

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:58

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Cowcaster posted:

i'm willing to tolerate some collateral damage in regards to people posting child porn, myself

# ? Feb 20, 2019 03:01

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Ironic defending of boner culture begats real defending of boner culture, or was boner culture in us all along?

# ? Feb 20, 2019 03:08

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njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

I don't want boner culture inside me.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 03:09

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