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vanisher posted:Wait condiments expire literally the first bottle i grabbed out of the fridge 
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Manifisto posted:best of luck, I'm glad you have mustard the courage to tackle this important problem Yeah, there is a lot of cleaning to catch up on in the kitchen!
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Feb 20, 2019 19:03
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blaise rascal posted:I don’t understand. why would you wash out a condiment bottle Because I will be recycling them, and thus I need to remove food residue.
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Feb 20, 2019 19:04
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'Best when used' just means its only gonna be "good" after that date not "best" |
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Feb 20, 2019 19:09
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vanisher posted:'Best when used' just means its only gonna be "good" after that date not "best" you might be my husband
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Feb 20, 2019 19:13
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vanisher posted:Wait condiments expire tbh so many condiments have enough salt or vinegar or another acid in them that their expiration date should really just be a half-hearted shrug emoji
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Feb 20, 2019 19:18
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MockingQuantum posted:tbh so many condiments have enough salt or vinegar or another acid in them that their expiration date should really just be a half-hearted shrug emoji the person in charge of determining condiment expiration dates at the company keeps putting "never" in his reports and a harried associate in the legal department keeps whiting it out and putting in a year or two
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Feb 20, 2019 19:28
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if there's currently no superhero who got their powers from eating expired condiments I have a multibillion dollar franchise to pitch to marvel |
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Feb 20, 2019 19:32
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Manifisto posted:the person in charge of determining condiment expiration dates at the company keeps putting "never" in his reports and a harried associate in the legal department keeps whiting it out and putting in a year or two seen on a jar of honey: "BEST BY: FOREVER. I CAN'T SAY FOREVER? OKAY, WHEN IS YOUR 75TH BIRTHDAY? THAT'LL WORK"
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Feb 20, 2019 19:38
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condoman is either a depressed single dad living in a condo or a guy who always wears protection |
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Feb 20, 2019 19:39
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Manifisto posted:if there's currently no superhero who got their powers from eating expired condiments I have a multibillion dollar franchise to pitch to marvel Wasn't that kind of a Boy and his Blob? Why hasn't anyone remade that game yet?
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Feb 20, 2019 19:40
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glowing-fish posted:Wasn't that kind of a Boy and his Blob? I have memories of throwing a bean and missing the blob then getting upset |
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Feb 20, 2019 19:42
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vanisher posted:I have memories of throwing a bean and missing the blob then getting upset Goon project: Remake Boy and His Blob. Or Demake it. Boy and his Blob text adventure game.
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Feb 20, 2019 19:44
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glowing-fish posted:Goon project: Remake Boy and His Blob. Boy and his blob CYOA |
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Feb 20, 2019 19:45
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glowing-fish posted:Wasn't that kind of a Boy and his Blob? There was a remake that came out for the Wii but it didn't capture the absolutely bizarre feeling of the original
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Feb 20, 2019 19:48
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Manifisto posted:best of luck, I'm glad you have mustard the courage to tackle this important problem at the rate they're buying condiments it will be hard for her to ketchup
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Feb 20, 2019 19:54
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I wouldn't relish taking on such a task. |
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Feb 20, 2019 20:18
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Boy and his BYOB |
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Feb 20, 2019 20:21
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alnilam posted:at the rate they're buying condiments it will be hard for her to ketchup we all worcestershire force of will could be enough to prevail
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Feb 20, 2019 20:23
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If my marmite can go off then your suspiciously brown burger sauce certainly can |
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Feb 20, 2019 20:23
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Manifisto posted:we all worcestershire force of will could be enough to prevail I cannot cosign this, it makes no sense when pronounced correctly |
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Feb 20, 2019 20:24
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Jaded Burnout posted:I cannot cosign this, it makes no sense when pronounced correctly limey trap: sprung |
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Feb 20, 2019 20:28
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this is like how they figured out the pronunciation of Early Modern English words from puns in Shakespeare plays |
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hey yobbers, I don't know if anyone here is familiar with austin tx . . . my brother and I will be there for a few days at the end of march (well after sxsw). any suggestions or recommendations? could be food, music, culture, oddities, whatever. we would like to do a bit of walking/hiking, not necessarily extended treks but if there's stuff worth seeing that's a reasonable drive from the city we'd consider it!
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Manifisto posted:hey yobbers, I don't know if anyone here is familiar with austin tx . . . my brother and I will be there for a few days at the end of march (well after sxsw). any suggestions or recommendations? could be food, music, culture, oddities, whatever. we would like to do a bit of walking/hiking, not necessarily extended treks but if there's stuff worth seeing that's a reasonable drive from the city we'd consider it! Austin you say... yu should try smashing beer cans on your foreheads, and that's the bottom line
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Feb 20, 2019 21:27
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alnilam posted:try smashing beer cans on your foreheads Do or do not, there is no try. Ooooh, looks like Star Trek thread is leaking.
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Manifisto posted:hey yobbers, I don't know if anyone here is familiar with austin tx . . . my brother and I will be there for a few days at the end of march (well after sxsw). any suggestions or recommendations? could be food, music, culture, oddities, whatever. we would like to do a bit of walking/hiking, not necessarily extended treks but if there's stuff worth seeing that's a reasonable drive from the city we'd consider it! get in-n-out and report back
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Manifisto posted:best of luck, I'm glad you have mustard the courage to tackle this important problem ---------------- |
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FluffieDuckie posted:you might be my husband I had a roommate whose policy on expired condiments and dry ingredients is “just sniff it”
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Jaded Burnout posted:I cannot cosign this, it makes no sense when pronounced correctly "wooster"? |
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Feb 20, 2019 21:50
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none of the spices in my spice shelf are marked with any dates or whatever how old is this cumin anyway and what did I use it for besides chili that one time?
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Hogge Wild posted:"wooster"? woostersher, or maybe werstersher depending on where you're from |
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Feb 20, 2019 21:54
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I like saurkraut and kimchi and wheat beers because they all come with a "best after" date. Oh dear, I just doxed my entire fridge... |
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Feb 20, 2019 21:55
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Goons Are Great posted:How do fridges work? after the singularity, voluntarily if at all quote:Chill is a Choice
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Clearly what we need is the panoptifridge. Never miss an expiring Heinz 57 bottle (or an incriminating eye twitch) again! |
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Goons Are Great posted:
i had been meaning to ask where your av was from, but then i happened to watch the rick and morty episode today |
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How do fridges work?
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Manifisto posted:hey yobbers, I don't know if anyone here is familiar with austin tx . . . my brother and I will be there for a few days at the end of march (well after sxsw). any suggestions or recommendations? could be food, music, culture, oddities, whatever. we would like to do a bit of walking/hiking, not necessarily extended treks but if there's stuff worth seeing that's a reasonable drive from the city we'd consider it! Literary rarities: The Harry Ransom Center at UT Austin. https://www.hrc.utexas.edu/ Parks: Mayfield Park is an interesting place with unusual flora and fauna. Miscellaneous strange stuff for sale: https://www.uncommonobjects.com/ Bats: The Congress Ave. bridge bat colony, assuming they are awake and active by late March.
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Hogge Wild posted:i had been meaning to ask where your av was from, but then i happened to watch the rick and morty episode today Yeah it's good old Bebo. In my mind he's a fine and good. |
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