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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:


RIP Purple man.

"Oh noooo, I am moving so slowly. Must be the aftereffects of that mind control. Right Luke?"

"Right, Peter."

"Wait, why aren't you both talking all slowed down or slurred then?"

"....so have you called our son lately, MJ?"

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Purple Man is going to land in a passing truck MJ bought.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The real hero of the story, Daredevil, is going to swoop up and save him

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

If only there was another person there. Someone not under his control. A redheaded actress of some kind. Oh well. RIP Purple Man.

rannum
Nov 3, 2012

Samuringa posted:

The real hero of the story, Daredevil, is going to swoop up and save him

What if this happens and he's all "Ever since we fought and I gave him Amnesia, I've been trying to track him down" and we have an extended flashback sequence

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
she should stop him by chucking the pipe at his throat again

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

she should stop him by chucking the pipe at his throat again

Daredevil taught her how to ricochet the pipe so that she can stop Purple Man Man's forward momentum from behind him.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If only someone had a way of projecting a binding substance that would gum up his feet.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

thats silly, why would spidey glue his own feet?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
MJ's just gonna watch him fall. "What? You two are the ones with 'no killing' codes."

Then Purps hits his head on the ground so hard he 'gets amnesia again'. and is transferred to a newer, more secure full-body 'protective sheet'. With a zipper.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

goatface posted:

If only someone had a way of projecting a binding substance that would gum up his feet.

"It's a good thing you were chewing some Hubba Bubba, MJ! And wow, the distance you got spitting it out like that!"

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I don't think killgrave is in any danger. After that revolving hospital room where Iron Fist, Golden Claw's Thugs and Spider-Man constantly switched places over the span of a week I expect tonight's strip to have him running straight at Luke or something.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Nsm has gotten so beautifully dumb that we haven't really needed to edit things and for this I am conflicted.

Also praise be to the mods and iks who changed the thread title

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Scaramouche posted:

Also that panel is from...I wanna say mid sixties if it's the intro issue? They didn't have great colour repro back then (e.g. why the hulk is green) so they probably toned down his skin so it wouldn't get lost in his clothes.

Shouldn't purple-skinned people avoid wearing purple, kind of like redheads not wearing red?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Oh no, I'm 'out' of 'web fluid'!

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
The gently caress happened to the font there?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


He saved the sheet! Phew! That was a close one!

head58
Apr 1, 2013

Quick, Spidey, web his ankle as he’s falling! That always works!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Escobarbarian posted:

The gently caress happened to the font there?

It got befuddled.

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Also praise be to the mods and iks who changed the thread title

Lol, I hadn't even noticed that, it's a thing of beauty.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I'm glad Peter is going to help Kilgrave snap out of his predicament.

Escobarbarian posted:

The gently caress happened to the font there?

What, you have never befuddled before?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


^ this guy befuddles

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



head58 posted:

Quick, Spidey, web his ankle as he’s falling! That always works!

:drat:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
This comic is so, so stupid and I love it so much.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh no, I'm 'out' of 'web fluid'!

When did Spider-Man web up the sheet?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you reversed the order of those two panels it makes more sense

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

David D. Davidson posted:

When did Spider-Man web up the sheet?

Yesterday

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

head58 posted:

Quick, Spidey, web his ankle as he’s falling! That always works!


I think the reaction would be :fry:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


After hearing that it was causing Killgrave immense pain.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Cabbit posted:

After hearing that it was causing Killgrave immense pain.

Dude was going nuts and going to run the building. Webbing his arms was the logical thing to do.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Escobarbarian posted:

The gently caress happened to the font there?

he's putting on a racist accent

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
He read that word in the Oxford dictionary yesterday and was dying to try it out. That's his Spider-UK impression.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Samuringa posted:

I'm glad Peter is going to help Kilgrave snap out of his predicament.

The much-anticipated Infinity War tie-in.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Too bad Spider-man doesn't have the proportional strength of anything, or the ability to stick to surfaces.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


If only Spider-Man had some kind of spider-powers. If only.

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010
No, see, he's woozy from the mind control powers.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Kantesu posted:

No, see, he's woozy from the mind control powers.

He's acting the same as he always does near as I can tell.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

uPen posted:

He's acting the same as he always does near as I can tell.

he's always woozy from the mind control powers. obviously.

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Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
jesus loving christ newspaper spider-man is so stupid

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