Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
How about a reach around

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
baba booey

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

If they're created by man we can solve them by man.

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
baba booey

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
GARY!

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
and how bout the poo poo show?

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Has Howard talked about the Lorena Bobbit documentary on Amazon? He comes off looking reaaaaally bad in it.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Has Howard talked about the Lorena Bobbit documentary on Amazon? He comes off looking reaaaaally bad in it.

Not yet. They have been on vacation.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Has Howard talked about the Lorena Bobbit documentary on Amazon? He comes off looking reaaaaally bad in it.

The director of the documentary was interviewed on last weeks On The Media and, yeah, it is not great.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I heard part of Gary the conqueror embedded it was pretty good I thought. What do you guys think about it?

Also, what the gently caress about wolfie? Is he an actual stern show/sirius employee or how did he get to become what he is? Was he just some random guy that went to various conventions and poo poo asking people hosed up questions?




..................................... Hi, I'm Darth Nihilus. Yeah, I know it was Gary Garver that was talking to him

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Wait, Darth Nihilus wasn't sincere character?

E; I always figured Wolfie was payed under the table, not exactly part of the SternShow, but payed with it's petty cash.

Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Feb 23, 2019

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Ancillary people like Wolfie are probably paid about as well as Bob Levy was on Miserable Men, but Wolfie is smart enough not to call Howard a cheap Jew and get fired.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Wait, Darth Nihilus wasn't sincere character?

E; I always figured Wolfie was payed under the table, not exactly part of the SternShow, but payed with it's petty cash.

Think wesleywillis means that Darth Nihlis was talking to Gary, not Wolfie.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Think wesleywillis means that Darth Nihlis was talking to Gary, not Wolfie.

^^^^^
Yes. I just randomly decided to toss in Darth Nihilus in to that post.

Post your best Ronnie Mund sex tips real or fake:

Hey there folks, this is Ronnie the limo driver with another sex tip. If you want to make your partner really HOT during sex here's what you should do, dump gas on them and set them on fire. That way when you go to eat their rear end, and they finally reach orgasm they'll CUM LIKE THE MOON!! This has been another Ronnie sex tip.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Feb 23, 2019

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

Also, what the gently caress about wolfie? Is he an actual stern show/sirius employee or how did he get to become what he is? Was he just some random guy that went to various conventions and poo poo asking people hosed up questions?

He's Will's brother-in-law.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Former Human posted:

Ancillary people like Wolfie are probably paid about as well as Bob Levy was on Miserable Men, but Wolfie is smart enough not to call Howard a cheap Jew and get fired.

I GET THE POP!!!!!!

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
baba booey

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Sand Monster posted:

He's Will's brother-in-law.

NO WAY! Have they ever explicitly mentioned this on air?

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
That's some good trivia if it get's confirmed.

My favorite Ronnie Sex tip is the pokemon one, "Puffy Pink Pussy!" (Referring to Jiggily Puff.)

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
baba booey

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Anyone remember Dr. Keith Ablow, the psychiatrist who used to come on the show to analyze staff members like Gary? He later joined Fox News to criticize Obama by studying his body language. Seriously.

He's now being sued by three female patients for sexually assaulting them and hooking at least one of them on ketamine.

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
He's very wise, this Ab-a-low.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
The Oscar Winner or Anal Porn game was creative...

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I really needed some live Stern, and they've been having SO MUCH fun with the Bob Kraft prostitution bust.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Squashy Nipples posted:

I really needed some live Stern, and they've been having SO MUCH fun with the Bob Kraft prostitution bust.

No more ching chong, get back to the ding dong!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Former Human posted:

Anyone remember Dr. Keith Ablow, the psychiatrist who used to come on the show to analyze staff members like Gary? He later joined Fox News to criticize Obama by studying his body language. Seriously.

He's now being sued by three female patients for sexually assaulting them and hooking at least one of them on ketamine.

Feh...its all back pain. That's where the gay lives

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Anybody as excited for fist fest as I am?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Today is Mrs. Howard Stern's birthday. I assume they said nothing but I'm sure she's sitting next to the radio with that sash on listening and banging roxys

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bonzo posted:

Today is Mrs. Howard Stern's birthday. I assume they said nothing but I'm sure she's sitting next to the radio with that sash on listening and banging roxys

She is/was a cam girl doing fully nude shows. Body was still holding up well last I saw. :pervert:

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
And you wonder why she had a black baby!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sand Monster posted:

She is/was a cam girl doing fully nude shows. Body was still holding up well last I saw. :pervert:

I guess she looks like what you'd expect a woman over 35 with kids, a drug habit, alcoholic, car crash requiring plastic surgery, and holding on to 15 minutes of fame from 20 years ago, would look.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sand Monster posted:

She is/was a cam girl doing fully nude shows. Body was still holding up well last I saw. :pervert:

JD?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

KC banged her back in her prime.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Former Human posted:

KC banged her back in her prime.

I wonder if he cooked her dinner first, and serenaded the steaks?

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
He was probably disappointed that her rear end wasn't as good as Dan Marino's.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Ok I might have to buy this game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5S5Y0D9LxE

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

DeadBonesBrook posted:

He was probably disappointed that her rear end wasn't as good as Dan Marino's.

NICE!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
so Luke Perry died.

Am I wrong or wasn't he on stage during the whole Fartman skit at the MTV move awards? I think Uncle Jessie did it in the movie.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Bonzo posted:

so Luke Perry died.

Am I wrong or wasn't he on stage during the whole Fartman skit at the MTV move awards? I think Uncle Jessie did it in the movie.

Stern talked about it this morning, yes he was

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
How the loving christ did Arthur hyphen Lange outlive Dylan McKay

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply