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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Eej posted:

The website Rubmaps.com is a forum based website which allows

Can't believe they didn't go with rubhub. smdh

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


holocaust bloopers posted:

Bill Clinton would be on the list of old guys who pay for handjobs

That’s the exact opposite of the running joke about Slick Willy.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
You know who lives in Jupiter?

Tiger

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



This is not the content I crave.

https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1099069345995677696

Good newsstory

Edit: He deleted and reposted this correction

Nick Soapdish fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Feb 22, 2019

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



https://eu.montgomeryadvertiser.com...tor/2938252002/

quote:

The newspaper box sitting outside the Linden newsroom on Thursday were filled with copies of a new Democrat-Reporter edition. On the front page, Sutton chose to run laudatory letters to the editor, purportedly from a former Marine, a tax preparer and a self-professed Klansman.

It appears that Mr. Sutton published all that information himself. Also, as an old person, he pulled out a dictionary to argue that what he did wasn't technically calling for a "lynch" "mob".

quote:

The editor questioned the reporter's age and education before pulling out a Webster's Dictionary, flipping through the pages until he came to the word he was looking for: "To murder an accused person by mob action and without lawful trial as by hanging." Sutton refused to acknowledge that murders committed by the white supremacist hate group would constitute lynchings.

I think I learned in high school that nobody is impressed by the ol Dictionary Gambit, but I wasn't a wealthy white man growing up in deep Alabama.

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost

Hot dang, that twoot got taken down fast. Couldn't even read it in time.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


dscruffy1 posted:

Hot dang, that twoot got taken down fast. Couldn't even read it in time.

I will edit the original post but here is the corrected
https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1099069345995677696

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Pats in trouble for illegally deflating balls, again

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

hobbesmaster posted:

All you need to do is not have moderators and then you can claim ignorance.

Are you suggesting the mods would have known?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

The Iron Rose posted:

Pats in trouble for illegally deflating balls, again

Nice

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
This is probably the worst time to be a billionaire caught up in a human trafficking incident.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Vasudus posted:

This is probably the worst time to be a billionaire caught up in a human trafficking incident.

Now if Hair Furor gets caught up in it

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Ahahah

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Imagine feeling threatened by children lmao

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


The Iron Rose posted:

Pats in trouble for illegally deflating balls, again

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

No war but class war

No crime but war crime

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Fallom posted:

Imagine feeling threatened by children lmao

:catholic:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Eej posted:

Ahahah



Villainy but not unexpected

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Holy poo poo how have I not seen this until today


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXrLbzNc8cY

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Carnik Con was amazing.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Eej posted:

Ahahah



For some reason I thought she had retired because California was sick of her poo poo.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Stultus Maximus posted:

For some reason I thought she had retired because California was sick of her poo poo.

Her core constituency has profited massively from Trump

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
https://youtu.be/5dWb1yJ74Rk

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Are there any sealed indictments left from that bunch that was supposedly tied to Mueller?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

nothing on the manaforte sentencing doc yet ?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

nothing on the manaforte sentencing doc yet ?

Reporters are actively complaining on Twitter that Mueller is ruining their Friday nights and "there's CAN'T POSSIBLY be that much to redact".

So, we're in a holding pattern :v:

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1099129927427862533

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/22/us/politics/michael-cohen-prosecutors-trump-organization.html

quote:

Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s former lawyer and fixer, met last month with federal prosecutors in Manhattan, offering information about possible irregularities within the president’s family business and about a donor to the inaugural committee, according to people familiar with the matter.

Mr. Cohen, who worked at the Trump Organization for a decade, spoke with the prosecutors about insurance claims the company had filed over the years, said the people, who did not elaborate on the nature of the possible irregularities.

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While it was not clear whether the prosecutors found Mr. Cohen’s information credible and whether they intended to pursue it, the meeting suggests that they are interested in broader aspects of the Trump Organization, beyond their investigation into the company’s role in the hush money payments made before the 2016 election to women claiming to have had affairs with Mr. Trump. Mr. Cohen pleaded guilty last summer to arranging those payments.

The prosecutors also questioned Mr. Cohen about a donor to the president’s inaugural committee, Imaad Zuberi, a California venture capitalist and political fund-raiser, according to the people familiar with the matter, who were not authorized to discuss the confidential meeting. Around the time that Mr. Zuberi contributed $900,000 to the committee, he also tried to hire Mr. Cohen as a consultant and wrote him a substantial check, one of the people said.

Although Mr. Cohen did not go through with the arrangement, he was building a consulting business at the time with clients who sought to understand and have access to the Trump administration.

A spokesman for Mr. Zuberi, Steve Rabinowitz, confirmed the check on Friday, saying it was for $100,000 and never cashed. Mr. Zuberi, the only person directly referenced in a recent subpoena the prosecutors sent the inaugural committee, had previously denied having any dealings with Mr. Cohen beyond a few conversations.

There was no indication that Mr. Cohen, who is scheduled to begin serving a three-year prison sentence in May, implicated Mr. Trump in the possible irregularities discussed during the meeting last month. If prosecutors concluded that Mr. Cohen’s information was truthful and valuable, they could ask the judge who sentenced him to reduce his prison term.

The White House referred questions to the Trump Organization. A spokeswoman at the company did not respond to requests for comment. In the past, the president has accused Mr. Cohen of lying to try to reduce his sentence.

Lanny Davis, a lawyer and adviser to Mr. Cohen, would not comment on the investigations beyond saying that his client was “interested in cooperating with and assisting” the prosecutors “in any way they believe is helpful.”

A spokesman for the United States attorney’s office in Manhattan, known as the Southern District of New York, declined to comment.

The prosecutors recently sought to interview Trump Organization executives, according to a person briefed on the request, which was previously reported by CNN. The nature of the questions they were seeking to ask was not known.

So far, Mr. Cohen is the only person sentenced to significant prison time in various investigations connected to Mr. Trump.

In August, Mr. Cohen pleaded guilty to breaking campaign finance laws for his role in the hush money payments, as well as tax and bank crimes. In a separate case brought by Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, Mr. Cohen pleaded guilty in November to lying to Congress about the timing of negotiations to build a Trump skyscraper in Moscow, and about the extent of Mr. Trump’s involvement in the plans.

In a memo to the court before he was sentenced in December, Mr. Cohen’s lawyers wrote that he was being disproportionately punished for “conduct that is routinely pursued through noncriminal enforcement,” referring to his admission of tax evasion. His lawyers drew a comparison to celebrities who received either fines or far less time after being charged with extensive tax fraud.

The session with the Southern District prosecutors was not the first time Mr. Cohen provided information that could possibly lead to a reduced sentence. Earlier, Mr. Cohen met twice with the prosecutors to assist their investigation of the payments to women, including the Trump Organization’s decision to reimburse Mr. Cohen for $130,000 he paid to the pornographic film actress Stormy Daniels.

In an interview in December, Mr. Cohen told George Stephanopoulos of ABC News that he was “done with the lying.” He went on: “I am done being loyal to President Trump, and my first loyalty belongs to my wife, my daughter, my son and this country.

Federal law allows prosecutors to seek — and a judge to grant — a reduced prison term for a defendant who offers “substantial assistance in investigating or prosecuting another person” within a year of being sentenced. The same rule would also allow the judge to consider assistance Mr. Cohen provided, before his sentencing, to the special counsel. Last year, he met seven times with prosecutors from Mr. Mueller’s office.

The continued scrutiny of the Trump family business and inaugural committee from the Southern District comes as Mr. Mueller is said to be wrapping up his investigation. Once he completes a report with his findings, various aspects of his investigation are expected to live on in the Southern District and other United States attorneys offices.

Mr. Cohen declined to seek a formal cooperation deal with the Southern District, which would have required him to disclose any crimes he had committed or had been aware of, and would have delayed his sentencing. His decision to forgo such an agreement most likely contributed to the severity of his sentence; his lawyer had argued for no prison time.

Mr. Trump had offered a different view, saying late last year that Mr. Cohen should serve a “full and complete” prison sentence. And as Mr. Cohen remained in the spotlight as a likely witness before Congress, Mr. Trump intensified his attacks on his former employee, urging prosecutors and the media to scrutinize Mr. Cohen’s family.

The attacks led Mr. Cohen to postpone a planned appearance before the House oversight committee earlier this month. But this week, the committee announced that the testimony was back on for next Wednesday and that Democrats planned to question Mr. Cohen about “the president’s business practices.”

Mr. Cohen has also agreed to testify behind closed doors before the House and Senate Intelligence Committees.

Mr. Cohen was originally scheduled to begin his prison term next month, but his lawyers cited the congressional testimony — as well as recent shoulder surgery — as a reason for a two-month delay. The judge overseeing Mr. Cohen’s case granted the request on Wednesday.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



something was filed

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


:f5:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
What do they call a nothingburger in France?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/Michael36776349/status/1099146346555236353

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Woof Blitzer posted:

What do they call a nothingburger in France?

A royale rien.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Blue balls

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
mueller won't save us

abandon hope

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Woof Blitzer posted:

What do they call a nothingburger in France?

Royale with pleas

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
drat, I was hoping that was real.

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


change the water to piss

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