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gradenko_2000 posted:Patton Oswald Moseley Pirate Radar posted:Son, you were named after two of the greatest men I ever knew.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Hey Ladies! Are you tired of others being able to tell you are a human who occasionally sweats? Want to pass as an android? Does wearing two bras all day every day sound like heaven to you? Then try the ArmPit Bra! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Was...2550437049.html
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cumshitter posted:i made a video phrasinf finance in terms of gay sex and put it on a website where I say my office is a glory hole and my first reaction was "Why would you ever make this let alone release it"
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JEEVES420 posted:
Rolo posted:Please please please read the manual and wear protection before putting your dong in that.
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pikachode posted:in my experience germans are a hivelike people and the only things they do alone are poo poo and commit suicide And not always the first one
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cumshitter is a forums treasure.
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Tony Snark posted:Better what the French do in public than what the Germans do in private. agreed the german 'arschputzen' is identical except private, scheduled in advance for one of 128 seven and a half minute blocks, and in complete vocal silence so each participant may focus on what the tongue sounds tell them about their own rectal health
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Spanish Manlove posted:Some people eat rear end, and that's OK. paging yeah I eat rear end
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Oxxidation posted:can a boy be edgy if he is round lol, I found this funny
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Heath posted:Why not start with a kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the rear end! It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Had to go to a funeral three hours away over the weekend. Drove my whole family in one car. My mom, dad, sister, wife, and myself.
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*notes the username*
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luxury handset posted:the zz top extended mythos clearly indicates that they are a trio of wizards who have a triad coven of skank witches who magically appear to turn schlubby loser guys into powerful sex bombs
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EightBit posted:That won't save you from people that have headphones in and are randomly wandering across the path. I'd rather play that game with horny deer, at least they have the good sense to run away.
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Also a bonus too good to pass up before I forget:I LIKE COOKIE posted:I've never witnessed a torch accident but this one time we were really drunk smoking hookah and some clumsy drunk girl knocked the hookah over and the hookah coal burned a hole completely through the wicker table it was on and started the carpet on fire. I mean that poo poo just burned through the wicker table like a hot knife through butter, it was fast as gently caress. The table barely put up any resistance it was like the hookah coal just fell straight through it. And the table was a good 3 inches thick too it wasn't no lovely paper thin wicker table. The carpet caught on fire pretty loving fast too and it was pretty drat scary. For a second I really thought the whole loving house was about to burn to the ground.
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Filthy Hans posted:Kathy Griffin: my life on the DD list
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Willfrey posted:Remember the ol saying,
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Platystemon posted:
PHIZ KALIFA posted:Grape-Nuts: The Workingman's Edible Litter.
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EorayMel posted:Also a bonus too good to pass up before I forget: I hope that stopped being 'the living room' and started being 'the room where that dumb bitch knocked the hookah over'.
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Dick Trauma gets so much mileage out of their username, it's amazing. Also posting a quote, with background: in the Spider-Man newspaper comic strip the bad guy of the arc, Killgrave, has been covered by a tarp, and is running towards the edge of a roof because he can't see where he's going. Spider-Man is trying to save him with his webs. head58 posted:Quick, Spidey, web his ankle as he’s falling! That always works! Lobok posted:I think the reaction would be
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Mikl posted:Dick Trauma gets so much mileage out of their username, it's amazing. im going to be honest the background didnt really help a whole lot
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:im going to be honest the background didnt really help a whole lot The Death of Gwen Stacy, a famous Spider-Man story, has him try to save his girlfriend as she falls from a bridge by webbing her ankle. It snaps her neck and she dies http://imgur.com/a/g21BQW9 Zore has a new favorite as of 19:08 on Feb 22, 2019 |
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Zore posted:The Death of Gwen Stacy, a famous Spider-Man story, has him try to save his girlfriend as she falls from a bridge by webbing her ankle. It snaps her neck and she dies oh that makes more sense
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President Beep posted:I AM CORNWALLIO! I NEED TEA PEE FOR MY BOAT HOLE! Ornamental Dingbat has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Feb 23, 2019 |
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oh my god, there are people who don't use fresh water every time??? WHY???!?!?!
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What was the original image, it just says bandwidth exceeded now...
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Krankenstyle posted:What was the original image, it just says bandwidth exceeded now...
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a rare post in any thread from me, content Fleta Mcgurn posted:Erotic Zaurgfiction
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Krankenstyle posted:What was the original image, it just says bandwidth exceeded now... Fixed it
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Unfortunately I cannot access this post, but the ban reason for it...
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 03:16 |
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Looking for a terrible pun/wordplay that was posted around a week? ago in, think, the osha? thread. All I can remember about it is that the word started with iam (maybe? first letters were a great setup for the second post anyhow). Hoping someone can find it for me...do we have a "bookmark post" feature? I wish we had one
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sneakyfrog posted:a rare post in any thread from me, Fleta is a treasure
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Wow, you're kind of a dick. Next time try constructive criticism instead of sperging out about how a chef once made you cry over burned mushrooms.MageMage posted:I was in garde manger 2, which I had found pretty difficult. It dealt with terrains and things like beef wellington and making that puree coloured stuff. Advanced poo poo. The Chef was this grouchy old man. Almost all of the Chefs that taught us we're grouchy old men or grouchy old women. But this one was mean. I was so afraid of messing up, because he worked us like a drill seargent.
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pewdiepie defender has logged on:underage at the vape shop posted:yeah hes a massive edgelord. thats why he lost his disney money. he said the n word too, because he wasnt thinking about what he was saying (ie hes a dumbass). hes not a nazi, youtube isnt full of nazis, its literally, literally, clickbait,.
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value-brand cereal posted:pewdiepie defender has logged on: I got from this that clickbait is by Nazis.
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Hihohe posted:I got from this that clickbait is by Nazis. "Want To Lose All Your Sponsorship Deals? Here's One Weird Trick You Did Not See Coming!"
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EorayMel posted:Unfortunately I cannot access this post, but the ban reason for it... You're good at this
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 06:44 |
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What that's not allowed anymore? What's with this site and all its stupid rules?
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Karate Bastard posted:What that's not allowed anymore? What's with this site and all its stupid rules? Schrodinger's banhammer: every post on something awful is, simultaneously, both not allowed and the exception to the rules, depending on how funny it is and what mod is currently observing it
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Karate Bastard posted:What that's not allowed anymore? What's with this site and all its stupid rules? "Posting while high" means making zero content posts like "hey guys I'm so high right now" and has always been probe-worthy.
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