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El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
baps, you say?

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

...! posted:

The Internet and Bitcoin will be the only things the history books will say occurred in the early 21 century.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

...! posted:

Chaka42 1 point 8 hours ago

The creation of Bitcoin is the defining event of our lives. The decentralisation of power is a revolution. It is deep and expansive but it will take 100 years to play out. The Internet and Bitcoin will be the only things the history books will say occurred in the early 21 century. But a backlash is coming from the incumbent powers. Be prepared to defend against attacks with the utmost force.

yep nothing else important happened in the 21st century so far but the invention of the internet and then the invention of bitcoin

definitely not any intractable decades-long wars or global economic crises or the earth's climate spiraling out of control, just the internet and bitcoin

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

coincidentally, the internet and bitcoin are two things that a white first world nerd dude would have direct experience with while all the other things are either large impersonal events or things that happened to foreigns, weird

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




...! posted:

Hope you understand that Lightning Network made rest of coin almost useless.
this is past tense, has there been some recent major development with lightning that went unnoticed by the sheeple? i should do some research so i dont miss out:

well im sold, legacy banking could never do this. bitcoin is the currency of the future.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
after 10 years we almost have the bitcoin mouse killing machine

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Azathoth posted:

mods plz namechange me to cryptozoological cartographer tia

so... fantastic beasts and where to find them?

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

after 10 years we almost have the bitcoin mouse killing machine
https://twitter.com/__jnsmk__/status/1099118905400934400

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

CampingCarl posted:

this is past tense, has there been some recent major development with lightning that went unnoticed by the sheeple? i should do some research so i dont miss out:

well im sold, legacy banking could never do this. bitcoin is the currency of the future.

so do the chickens have to pay for the food or something :psyduck:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


https://twitter.com/RadVladdy/status/1098782848163561472

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

so close

they have to have bitcoiners donating bitcoin to kill them then have non death cultists using paypal to save them then when paypal cancels the accounts associated with this horrible nightmare the chickens die and bitcoin wins because banks killed the chicken definitely not all the death cultists donating to kill them

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Shame Boy posted:

also i'm pretty sure if anything libertarians want everyone [else] to pay for literally everything all the time

i wonder how long until one of these perfect rational actors makes use of norway's free socialized medicine instead of carefully considering bids for his emergency surgery from several different competing providers. i'm gonna bet, like, a month tops

i've never been sick and i don't have a million dollars but i have very strong opinions about the idea that someone is forced to get free health care instead of being able to choose between paying thousands of dollars for health care or paying tens of thousands of dollars for health care

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Shame Boy posted:

so do the chickens have to pay for the food or something :psyduck:

quote:

Users use the website to generate a payment invoice and send funds. After, Pollo Feed automatically dispenses a small amount of feed to a chicken in an enclosure in a hitherto unknown location.
...
The chicken is visible via a stream from within the enclosure, and developers promise that each successful payment will result in video evidence of receipt.

There is as yet no data concerning how many times the chickens have profited from Bitcoiners’ generosity, or exactly how automated the setup is.
no data from the immutable public ledger is unfortunate

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i just noticed one guy who said he paid to feed the chickens in the twitter thread is named "Privacy Before Scalability" :allears:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

CampingCarl posted:

no data from the immutable public ledger is unfortunate

they should put the chicken feed on the blockchain, remove all doubt

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

oh good the iota cult is in the thread too

https://twitter.com/IOTAFanClub/status/1099025537232764929

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




mcdonalds goes into bankruptcy after being disrupted by a startup allowing you to tip the chicken directly for your order of chicken nuggets.

this is the future bitcoiners want.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish



why does this feel like a sex thing

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

the bitcoin chickens currently have a giant pile of food that they're not even eating

the iota sheep have had... one donation in the last 2 days

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Shame Boy posted:

the bitcoin chickens currently have a giant pile of food that they're not even eating

the iota sheep have had... one donation in the last 2 days

do the keepers feed the sheep if they don't get enough donations so they don't die or would that be considered socialism

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i just realized that every time i've seen something involving iota come up it's always hilariously pathetic :allears:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
where do you see the live nude chicken feed feed? their site just has a 14 second video clip of possible chicken feed falling out of a bottle in night vision with no chickens to be found

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Why chickens/sheep and why not, say, deer and tubeworms?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Boxturret posted:

where do you see the live nude chicken feed feed? their site just has a 14 second video clip of possible chicken feed falling out of a bottle in night vision with no chickens to be found

as far as i can tell it's not live, every time they get paid it records another 14 second clip and posts it

e: or maybe you can only see it if you pay? idk they're both pretty stupid options

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
why not a mouse kept safe from deadly poison by an electric gate??

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Shame Boy posted:

as far as i can tell it's not live, every time they get paid it records another 14 second clip and posts it

.......bitcoiners:eng99:


they could figure out a live feed for bitcoin plays pokemon but not this?

its still going btw

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is this how to mine for bitcoins?

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El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Boxturret posted:



why does this feel like a sex thing

:nws: graphic drawing :nws:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Boxturret posted:

where do you see the live nude chicken feed feed? their site just has a 14 second video clip of possible chicken feed falling out of a bottle in night vision with no chickens to be found
look at this parasite trying to get something for free


you want chickens you pay for chicken feed, boy

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Boxturret posted:

-elon muck, creator of space
And thank the blockchain he did, so I don’t have to be near him

...!
Oct 5, 2003
Probation
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how did chickens even get fed before bitcoin

we're rocketing to the future now, gentlemen. there's no turning back

...!
Oct 5, 2003
Probation
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https://mobile.twitter.com/APompliano/status/1099012321119268865

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
when will the pump fellow get his own bitcash fork?

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
they're not going to use your slowass spreadsheet either, pomp

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
we found that the kill bots could only kill 1523.356 people simultaneously every ten minutes or so so it was easy to get around them and turn them off

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Elon please take bitcoin to the moon in your rocket so you too can crash and burn like it did.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
crypto disrupting the petting zoo industry

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...!
Oct 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

gschmidl posted:

Elon please take bitcoin to the moon in your rocket so you too can crash and burn like it did.

p. sure elon/satoshi invented the moon

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